Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 58 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

and that ennui was
what i hated about gen
x "life sucks, must keep..."

from life sucking more
hang around, mope, no one gives
a shit, that ennui

so we get hope and
people who want to crush it
deliver "who cares?"
Haiku # 50247, October 19, 2013 12:07 pm ET
by vhs
descent upon pride
eviscerated, twisted
ascent along hope
Haiku # 50246, October 19, 2013 2:13 am ET
by Lush
at your own peril
audacity aplenty
dissolved... solution
Haiku # 50245, October 19, 2013 2:07 am ET
by Lush
list the attributes
of your private deity
then worship him/her
Haiku # 50244, October 19, 2013 2:05 am ET
by Lush
supine on my bed
'tis all hinged on a poem
yet no asshole cares
Haiku # 50243, October 19, 2013 2:03 am ET
by Lush
the price of progress
the world is flat and what some
guy in russia says

comes in five minutes
Haiku # 50242, October 18, 2013 12:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and we includes me
and this is what I see and
I wave right back now
Haiku # 50241, October 18, 2013 7:01 am ET
by vhs
whatever you say
today is another day
and we're all still here
Haiku # 50240, October 18, 2013 6:36 am ET
by ash
Aloha!
viagra uk , viagra ,
Haiku # 50239, October 18, 2013 3:53 am ET
by urettrew of USA
fearlessness and self
loving in my basement but
that's on the ground floor
Haiku # 50238, October 16, 2013 11:23 am ET
by vhs of i'm on the "moderate" right
oh how we define
ourselves through our labels and
tipper gore put a

warning on peoples
it would warn folks who speaks in
a blunt sharp old toungue
Haiku # 50237, October 16, 2013 11:22 am ET
by vhs
Fear and self loathing
Makes people do some strange stuff
Strange cat that hunter
Haiku # 50236, October 15, 2013 7:51 pm ET
by David of DenCo
enjamb a donkey
dick up your American
maricon culo.
Haiku # 50235, October 15, 2013 5:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who stole the beer from
the back of my pickup truck?
Jesus is the answer!
Haiku # 50234, October 15, 2013 12:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i know that when a
writer or poet ends their
own lives it echoes

I still hear hunter
s. SUICIDE on the old
CNN news tab...

the ascii frown
both overdoes and underduz
how i felt that day
Haiku # 50233, October 15, 2013 12:31 pm ET
by vhs
enjambment humor
even Plath might've chuckled
before chucking all
Haiku # 50232, October 14, 2013 9:54 pm ET
by Lush
if you're gonna play
with the beast then you're gonna
risk the final price

literally or otherwise
Haiku # 50231, October 14, 2013 9:53 pm ET
by vhs of 666
Fancy donkey dick.
Eyore down in Tijuana.
Hope he don't get AIDS.
Haiku # 50230, October 14, 2013 6:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do you ever treat
him to a special salad
bar hat with carrots
Haiku # 50228, October 14, 2013 1:40 am ET
by vhs
My fancy donkey
Likes hats with dangly flowers
Makes him feel special
Haiku # 50227, October 13, 2013 7:06 pm ET
by David of Demo
well boner pill ads
do make a man a bit hard
because the link is

likely a rootkit
which they are right to delete
but boner pills? hmm
Haiku # 50226, October 12, 2013 12:16 pm ET
by vhs
It was just in jest
I did not mean to molest
Sensabilities
Haiku # 50225, October 12, 2013 1:47 am ET
by David of DenCo
and for god's sakes some
folks take their own lives and still
the swine trample pearls
Haiku # 50224, October 12, 2013 1:06 am ET
by vhs
but worldly people
often compete over shit
doesn''t matter on

the deathbed
Haiku # 50223, October 12, 2013 1:05 am ET
by vhs
too little time to
give a shit about critics
just let loose and go
Haiku # 50222, October 12, 2013 1:03 am ET
by vhs
Haiku enjambming
is only one step above
penis pill spamming
Haiku # 50221, October 11, 2013 2:37 pm ET
by David of DenCo
haunted by words and
thoughts, remembering what was
once that innovation
Haiku # 50219, October 10, 2013 1:59 pm ET
by vhs
when the last voice
on earth goes silent will our
words remain behind
Haiku # 50218, October 10, 2013 1:21 am ET
by vhs
it all comes down to
money money money in
times wealth is not there

procure, invest, save
the joy of life becomes a
miser gloom and doom
Haiku # 50217, October 9, 2013 11:18 am ET
by vhs
we hear voices from
across the world from realms
seem as myths to us
Haiku # 50216, October 8, 2013 4:05 pm ET
by vhs
She at the wheel; he
next to her, lewdly watching
slender thighs at work
Haiku # 50215, October 8, 2013 12:53 pm ET
by Boghos L Artinian of Beirut
i want to ask God
to inspire me to say
words that will make sense

to you after all
these fucking years but boner
pill ads, jesus christ
Haiku # 50213, October 8, 2013 1:10 am ET
by vhs
i guess this young man
perhaps wants us to czech his
website out now eh?
Haiku # 50210, October 4, 2013 1:05 am ET
by vhs
Math is a pure lie.
I just found the largest prime.
Shoved it up me arse!
Haiku # 50209, October 3, 2013 8:59 pm ET
by praca w domu
At least this is not
a poetry reading where
geeks try to get laid!
Haiku # 50208, October 3, 2013 8:57 pm ET
by praca w domu
My momma always
said haiku are like a big
box of chocolates.
Haiku # 50207, October 3, 2013 8:56 pm ET
by praca w niemczech
let's think about so
called old music, variety
we must remember

so these things are not
forgotten by children raise
in a "system" world
Haiku # 50206, October 1, 2013 12:22 pm ET
by vhs
early records haunt
one aspect of pubescence
mother, we are old
Haiku # 50205, October 1, 2013 3:03 am ET
by Lush
those lips like sugar
have pricked up mine ears once more
Doors open the floor
Haiku # 50204, October 1, 2013 3:00 am ET
by Lush
i just want to put
echo and the bunnymen
in just one haiku
Haiku # 50203, September 29, 2013 6:54 pm ET
by vhs
no kidding, such is
how one reacts to a this
or that, it's free will
Haiku # 50202, September 28, 2013 12:50 pm ET
by vhs
the matter of mood
arbitrary decision
it's all down to you
Haiku # 50201, September 28, 2013 6:19 am ET
by ash
pass me the bottle
this is going to be a long
rest of my lifetime...
Haiku # 50200, September 27, 2013 1:58 am ET
by vhs
I hereby submit
a tidal, title reform
my mirror dot com
Haiku # 50199, September 27, 2013 1:50 am ET
by Lush
make it so then, that
words will still be used as tools
handwriting on walls
Haiku # 50198, September 25, 2013 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
in new england wind
cider, leaves, tourists, woodstoves
good riddance tourists

no wait come back, we
need your business, ski lodge and
students as servers
Haiku # 50196, September 23, 2013 1:26 pm ET
by vhs
I hope he comes back
maybe y'all don't care but
he's a good writer

(but obnoxious like yours truly)
Haiku # 50195, September 23, 2013 1:25 pm ET
by vhs
is there a job for
a humanities ba
when one doth hath none?
Haiku # 50194, September 23, 2013 11:36 am ET
by vhs
mmhmm, and likewise
but life goes on just the same
and earth still rotates
Haiku # 50193, September 22, 2013 11:17 am ET
by vhs
when brevity counts
just seventeen syllables
can tell you "get fucked"
Haiku # 50192, September 22, 2013 5:57 am ET
by ash
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