Bad Haiku
Haiku #50335
Haiku #50335
Take your junk mail.
With business reply postage.
Write poems on it.
Or maybe dirty jokes.
Or wipe your boogers on it.
And then return it.
Make sure that they know
that it is you who sent it.
The trees will love you.
With business reply postage.
Write poems on it.
Or maybe dirty jokes.
Or wipe your boogers on it.
And then return it.
Make sure that they know
that it is you who sent it.
The trees will love you.
50335
November 5, 2013 7:55 am ET
Crazy man butt naked at the computer with a sprite, spicy pretzel sticks, and sharp cheddar.
of The basement of Satan's outhouse