Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77450 Haiku later...

concocting a cure
for a concocted vaccine
achieving nothing
Haiku # 50315, October 31, 2013 11:49 pm ET
by Lush
self-referential
and the interdependent
identity lost
Haiku # 50313, October 31, 2013 11:45 pm ET
by Lush
sometimes my mood just
snaps, questions the value of
having sincere lies

stuck in my head and
just retreating into a
quiet room and just

say fuck it and not
show up for work and start a
new some place else where

well i know why some
folks have to go it alone
Haiku # 50312, October 31, 2013 10:54 am ET
by vhs
VHS, you would
like that website; it's a spoof.
Defeat them through laughter.
Haiku # 50311, October 30, 2013 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and so i must fight
fight fight fight fight fight fight and
so on and so forth

my cause is this place
democracy, freedom, to be
chaos, dignity
Haiku # 50310, October 30, 2013 11:20 am ET
by vhs
narcisstic rebel
different than killers who
hate both you and i
Haiku # 50309, October 30, 2013 11:19 am ET
by vhs
cross the line, eat a
cookie, i don't think so just
vomit evil, starve
Haiku # 50308, October 30, 2013 11:18 am ET
by vhs
Your wife drinks my liquor.
Her ass in hand has more substance than I'd care for.
as for your haikus....
Haiku # 50307, October 30, 2013 10:46 am ET
by Cookie Monster join Al Qaeda of You should too!
i drink my liquor
the glass in hand has substance
as for your haikus....
Haiku # 50306, October 30, 2013 4:10 am ET
by septic funeral
Johnnie drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time
Johnnie erased him.
Haiku # 50305, October 30, 2013 1:07 am ET
by Happy Halloween
god damn good artist
narcisstic pain in the ass
but welcome the fuck back
Haiku # 50304, October 30, 2013 12:00 am ET
by vhs
Fuck everyone else.
I am only for myself.
I'm a liberal.

No, wait, I am not.
I am a republican.
And I love gay men.

No, wait, I am not.
I am just a pelican.
beak full of dead fish.

Join me for some tea?
We can have a Tea Party!
No? Well fuck you then.

Lets just shut it down.
Shut the whole fucking mess down.
Just like the senate.
Haiku # 50303, October 29, 2013 11:43 pm ET
by Give me your money and I'll go away. No, really, I mean it. I never lie!
Hate is pretty good.
Mankind deserves nothing but.
Destroy the whole world.

Hallow-fuckin'-Ween!
It's time for trolls to come out.
And self-advertise.

Whores and drug dealers
do not need to sell themselves.
Customers line up.
Haiku # 50302, October 29, 2013 3:23 pm ET
by evi1 - a novel about self-hating troll porn-adicts living in their mother's basement of Sewage treatment plant hot tub with Cheetos and Bud Light.
The item below
Was for anonymous troll
Not you VHS
Haiku # 50301, October 29, 2013 1:24 pm ET
by Get some help son of Buh bye y'all
All it takes is one
Coward troll like you to make
People leave this site

You hate yourself
Haiku # 50300, October 29, 2013 1:18 pm ET
by Don't bother responding, I'm not coming back of Pitiful ewe
advertizing the self
and those liberals say they're
for everyone else
Haiku # 50299, October 29, 2013 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
Obligatory
Masturbatory Story
Observatory
Haiku # 50298, October 29, 2013 12:25 pm ET
by evi1 - a novel about ewe of Texas offshore BP oil rig.
obligatory
fall poem about brown leaves
hiding the dog poop
Haiku # 50297, October 29, 2013 11:40 am ET
by David of DenCo
everyone wants to
rule the world, fight over scraps
or fucking fly on
Haiku # 50296, October 29, 2013 11:10 am ET
by vhs
Sad one trick pony
Can't throe away childhood chains
Glad I inspired you
Haiku # 50295, October 28, 2013 11:42 pm ET
by Porn for pandas
i do too, walk on
the wild side for him huh eh
yes we got df

someone's got to carry the chaos light
Haiku # 50294, October 28, 2013 10:30 pm ET
by vhs
I miss Lou Reed already.
Haiku # 50293, October 28, 2013 7:59 pm ET
by Lush
Pillow fluff dust bunny tumbleweeds underneath do not hear your wife and her lover in the throws of ecstasy. Be as they.
Haiku # 50292, October 28, 2013 3:07 pm ET
by Ripping chickens apart in a cage for the entertainment of onlookers. Blood on chin. of Barnum and Bailey's Cream Liquer
No.
Haiku # 50291, October 28, 2013 2:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your name is half right
You anonymous poet
Squirrels touching nuts
Haiku # 50290, October 28, 2013 2:27 pm ET
by Can't you pick a topic other than porn? of Your mom's basement
1 plus 1 plus 1.
It equals OH FUCK IT ALL!
The number 2 too.

Donkey boner sea snail double monkey jizz latte and a whole grain bagel with light cream cheese. DADADADADADAIST anal cyst annihilist.
Haiku # 50289, October 28, 2013 2:24 pm ET
by Nuclear Warhead Launch Codes. of Whoville
Haiku # 50288, October 28, 2013 2:08 pm ET
by evi1 - a novel about Viagra Spam of Ignore the normal freaks. Do the math. Lunacy abounds.
naked lunch again
and i thought it was
meatloaf but i think

some people would do anything for love but i won't do that
Haiku # 50287, October 28, 2013 7:18 am ET
by vhs
welcome back, i see
your dadaist ways speak the
truth about chickens

damn vogons...
Haiku # 50286, October 27, 2013 9:08 pm ET
by vhs
Instead they should say
this: Wonder Twins Masturbate!
Form of an Ice Dong!

Shape of a whale vaj.
Original porn heroes.
Get the jack off gel.

Lock the office door.
Tell your wife that you're busy.
Mute the speaker sound.
Haiku # 50285, October 27, 2013 5:52 pm ET
by Vogon Poetry. of Douglas Adams' Interstellar Porn Company.
i want my alice
in chains, drifting bodies but
I like billy joel...

so fuck boundaries
Haiku # 50283, October 27, 2013 1:32 am ET
by vjus
ah come on, I like
the wonder twins, i like this
guy's comedy poems

let it be, whisper words of wisdom, but my favorite was ringo starr, he had a goofy but very fucking cool name and is a nice guy

but those who are no longer with us, we lost a great man...
Haiku # 50282, October 27, 2013 1:31 am ET
by vhs
Twins are one person
Divided in many parts
Tough to poop that way
Haiku # 50280, October 26, 2013 2:30 am ET
by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Power Rangers Rule
using the word rule tells you
Jest how owld I am
Haiku # 50279, October 26, 2013 1:30 am ET
by Donkey of Morocco
upon brief review
vhs and I agree
some Twins... activate!
Haiku # 50278, October 26, 2013 1:22 am ET
by Lush
Rewinding of mind
Seems entwined with finely mined
Diamonds and swine
Haiku # 50277, October 26, 2013 1:15 am ET
by Tom Shane of Uganda
Never tried Prozac
Could have been a lot of fun
Opportunities

Missed
Haiku # 50276, October 26, 2013 12:36 am ET
by Mork of Irk
mmhmm, where's that old
irony lost on a dead
culture of prozac
Haiku # 50275, October 26, 2013 12:17 am ET
by vhs
Tough act to follow
Delicious appetizers
I'll be here all week
Haiku # 50274, October 26, 2013 12:00 am ET
by Rosanne Barr of For legal purposes, I need to state that I am not Rozanne Barre
Run away from home
The criticisms crash down
On me like thunder
Haiku # 50273, October 25, 2013 9:58 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Run away from home
The criticisms
Crash down like thunder
Haiku # 50272, October 25, 2013 9:56 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
i guess we need to
hit rewind here to a time
where people knew what

rewind actually meant
Haiku # 50271, October 25, 2013 1:29 am ET
by vhs
Banging horse nostrils.
Could there be porn for that too?
It's on VHS!
Haiku # 50270, October 24, 2013 7:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i know I know so
why don't we see green skin in
this day and age now

body dyes must be real
Haiku # 50269, October 24, 2013 11:49 am ET
by vhs
Klingons and Vulcans
Can be hot, but I prefer
Women with green skin
Haiku # 50268, October 24, 2013 3:16 am ET
by Captain James T Kirk of The Starship enterprise
and the rule states that
if you thought of it then there;s
porn out there for it
Haiku # 50267, October 24, 2013 1:32 am ET
by vhs
derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp
Haiku # 50266, October 23, 2013 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wipe sore stuffed up nose
forgotten in winters coat
allergens echo
Haiku # 50265, October 23, 2013 2:12 pm ET
by You should post here brooke of The interwebs
Sorry butt,
Volkswagon boner.
Herbie's Indie five hundred.
The Love Bug's porno.
Haiku # 50264, October 23, 2013 1:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one ever notice some
folks follow "the rules" as they
grow older, mature?
Haiku # 50262, October 22, 2013 11:24 am ET
by vhs
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