god damn good artist
narcisstic pain in the ass
but welcome the fuck back

Fuck everyone else.
I am only for myself.
I'm a liberal.

No, wait, I am not.
I am a republican.
And I love gay men.

No, wait, I am not.
I am just a pelican.
beak full of dead fish.

Join me for some tea?
We can have a Tea Party!
No? Well fuck you then.

Lets just shut it down.
Shut the whole fucking mess down.
Just like the senate.

Hate is pretty good.
Mankind deserves nothing but.
Destroy the whole world.

Hallow-fuckin'-Ween!
It's time for trolls to come out.
And self-advertise.

Whores and drug dealers
do not need to sell themselves.
Customers line up.

The item below
Was for anonymous troll
Not you VHS

All it takes is one
Coward troll like you to make
People leave this site

You hate yourself

advertizing the self
and those liberals say they're
for everyone else

Obligatory
Masturbatory Story
Observatory

obligatory
fall poem about brown leaves
hiding the dog poop

everyone wants to
rule the world, fight over scraps
or fucking fly on

Sad one trick pony
Can't throe away childhood chains
Glad I inspired you

i do too, walk on
the wild side for him huh eh
yes we got df

someone's got to carry the chaos light

I miss Lou Reed already.

Pillow fluff dust bunny tumbleweeds underneath do not hear your wife and her lover in the throws of ecstasy. Be as they.

No.

Your name is half right
You anonymous poet
Squirrels touching nuts

1 plus 1 plus 1.
It equals OH FUCK IT ALL!
The number 2 too.

Donkey boner sea snail double monkey jizz latte and a whole grain bagel with light cream cheese. DADADADADADAIST anal cyst annihilist.

Sorry but...
Evil viagra.
Octopus with a boner.
Japanese porno.

naked lunch again
and i thought it was
meatloaf but i think

some people would do anything for love but i won't do that

welcome back, i see
your dadaist ways speak the
truth about chickens

damn vogons...

Instead they should say
this: Wonder Twins Masturbate!
Form of an Ice Dong!

Shape of a whale vaj.
Original porn heroes.
Get the jack off gel.

Lock the office door.
Tell your wife that you're busy.
Mute the speaker sound.

i want my alice
in chains, drifting bodies but
I like billy joel...

so fuck boundaries

ah come on, I like
the wonder twins, i like this
guy's comedy poems

let it be, whisper words of wisdom, but my favorite was ringo starr, he had a goofy but very fucking cool name and is a nice guy

but those who are no longer with us, we lost a great man...

Twins are one person
Divided in many parts
Tough to poop that way

Power Rangers Rule
using the word rule tells you
Jest how owld I am

upon brief review
vhs and I agree
some Twins... activate!

Rewinding of mind
Seems entwined with finely mined
Diamonds and swine

Never tried Prozac
Could have been a lot of fun
Opportunities

Missed

mmhmm, where's that old
irony lost on a dead
culture of prozac

Tough act to follow
Delicious appetizers
I'll be here all week

Run away from home
The criticisms crash down
On me like thunder

Run away from home
The criticisms
Crash down like thunder

i guess we need to
hit rewind here to a time
where people knew what

rewind actually meant

Banging horse nostrils.
Could there be porn for that too?
It's on VHS!

i know I know so
why don't we see green skin in
this day and age now

body dyes must be real

Klingons and Vulcans
Can be hot, but I prefer
Women with green skin

and the rule states that
if you thought of it then there;s
porn out there for it

derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp

wipe sore stuffed up nose
forgotten in winters coat
allergens echo

Sorry butt,
Volkswagon boner.
Herbie's Indie five hundred.
The Love Bug's porno.

one ever notice some
folks follow "the rules" as they
grow older, mature?

but i love that you
know, dirty water, pick and
choosing nostalgia

Ewe know eye love hue
Sound out what you are about
Then wee awl will bawl

Syllables you count
Hoping for monkey time share
To bail people out

i hate you, no i
love you, no I hate you no
I love you no I...

(the thoughts going thru a
parakeet's mind attacking it's own
image in a mirror)

Five fish got their wish
And learned to talk to people
Them fish was angry

Laugh lady llama
And ignore all the trauma
Shearing won't kill you

yes if a tree did
make haiku but, the leaves this
year are quite damn close...

i wonder why i
don't just give up on this site
and keep on haikuing

or just posting

I'll tell you one thing...
If a tree wrote a haiku,
I would shit myself

if no asshole cares
if a tree falls over it
still falls over but

it doesn't write on
haiku boards stating what is
and what is not so