Fuck everyone else.
I am only for myself.
I'm a liberal.

No, wait, I am not.
I am a republican.
And I love gay men.

No, wait, I am not.
I am just a pelican.
beak full of dead fish.

Join me for some tea?
We can have a Tea Party!
No? Well fuck you then.

Lets just shut it down.
Shut the whole fucking mess down.
Just like the senate.