the thing is coming
from a protestant belief
can you mock and knock

salvation when this
world and its stupid games you
know don't really matter

you can do better
than mindless scandal any
braindead extrovert

like jerking off it's
a habit, look at him not
look at me you silly

goose, what of the logs
in your own eyes and quite frankly
how do you know I

wouldn't be pleased with
a thai lady boy?

Well, it's fun to
go back, forth, up, down, in, out...
OHHHH, God, YES!!!... I came.

well it's fun to go
back and forth ping ponging that
dread aesthetic ego

Kiss my ass hole fur.
You are squealing with the hole
of venereal

disease.

kiss my ass soldier
you are dealing with the soul
of a general

We need a good war.
Overpopulation check.
Poets at the front.

wars and rumours of
wars and statements about the
moment, remember

kosovo and serbia?

chemical warfare
petrochemical warfare
the same difference

Indiscriminate
homosexuality
predisposition.

Now half completed.
Dingleberry pressing book.
Who needs dumb flowers.

avant garde is not
me thinks in the cards for me
thinks it's all been done

irony gives way
to conformity the man
in the grey flannel

suit gives way to step
ford wives and the age of the
prozace eating child

what is missing is
that sense of variety
to see, to touch, i've

Obama said that.
"Please give me your vote for change."
When he meant "spare change".

I'll get a sex change.
And then be a lesbian.
Damn, South Park did it.

I'll change my Depends.
What does an old man taste like?
Depends!... Ewww! Effing gross!

when the bright and new
shiny thing doesn't sell no
more, expect a change

a real page turner
the digital moloch eats
everything it finds

classified my ass
you damn loki, get over
here and feed me now

It is classified.
Need to know basis only.
You don't need to know!

well did that conform
to standards or was that an
automatic haiku

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people often look
in reaction for what they want
lawyers interpret

half apparatus
has shafted the last of us
imagine past this

awoke with a start
dreamt my mother was Jewish
quoth, "I do declare."

tribe superior
by def: rest inferior
murder ev'ryone

haven't offended
haven't thought... most serious
'tis global warfare

one brother is one
one brother is another
sisters remittent

schnikes... I forgot
reproduce and saturate
doctor, lawyer, thief

intellectual?
toss that shit and live your life
dance before demise

anti semitic?
perhaps I am the ruin
least i'm not asian

as for ou812
well van halen, so long back
my introduction to

sammy hagar and
said rockers, now my words are
david lee roth? oi

well I was afraid
I would draw the tower card
but some asshole put

the wild draw four card
from the uno deck in my set
games people play

LOL @ U!!!
U b-leave N tarot cards!
U, sir, R D card!

OICU812

Anyone ever see that chimp video where he scratches his butt, sniffs his finger, then falls over backwards out of a tree? That's the way I feel after reading this website.

so that's the truth of
the colonel's secret spices
after all this time...

by the way zero
in the tarot is the "fool"
look it up yourself

I believe in zip;
nothing, nada, nullity.
I worship zero.

It defines us all.
Zero is the start and end;
the true mystery.

Unfathomable.
What "nothing" exactly means,
We are ignorant.








And I still enjoy fucking a chicken or two every Saturday afternoon. Remember that the next time you eat Colonel. ;-)

true believers can
often be some of the biggest
roadblocks in life

I want your empty V
HS. MTVHS Tivo Beavis and Butthead.
Fuck haiku and the Nippos that invented them.
5-7-5 is gay.
I prefer South Park.

Rebel against numbers. Do the numbers care? 42.

must have something to
do with thinking rebellion
for rebellion's sake

is a reason for
the whole enterprise and thus
I want my MTV haiku

Farts make me happy.
Especially when in church.
Muffled laughs echo.

A Tri-Delta smelt a fart from my ass wholly disgusted and perturbed by the disturbed misbehavior of my super-intelligent sphincter that stinked her out of the room with a sonic... BOOM!...
Or two... or three... or FOUR!...
She slammed the damned door like the plastic Barbie whore she is!
My, but my butt has its very own mind where you step please; you snooze, you'll lose your shoes. SPLAT!

(If you've never farted on and then stolen the shoes off a drunken sorority girl, you've never truly lived).

I ate bad tacos.
I made bifurcating poo.
It was really gross.

oh poop, and here we
are throwing ideas like those
primates throwing poo

was there a teletubby named poo?

kaleidoscopic
telecommunication
observatory.

justifiable
pseudointellectual
impenetrability.

arbitrarily
parallelepipedal
geometrical

the last minute, the
slump, forecast of doom it tells
what of history

how much has it been
said something will fail when years
later the thing goes on

can we do haiku
about breakfast cereal
in honor of seinfeld?

well given the world
we live in a place like this
gives us space to breathe

Oh circumcision!
Literally a rip-off
Followed by bagels

Interesting fact:
First definition of "Geek":
man who screws chickens.

Or bites their heads off
as part of a circus show.
Now it means a nerd.

How did this happen?
Either way applies to me.
See the video.

and like a certain
subaru may it go for
100,000 more hits

go you bad haiku
raging after all these years
well who'da thunk it ?

Congratulations,
Bad Haiku on reaching yet
another milestone.