Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 44 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

"Happy Bad Haiku"
is a phrase that you and I
NEED to stop using
Haiku # 47201, December 21, 2010 3:55 pm ET
by Ben Hayes
when the laptop's hot
i hold it against my chest
and feel your absence
Haiku # 47200, December 19, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by vince
CREATING HAIKU'S
CAN BE HARD WORK BUT IT HAS
SOME COMPENSATIONS
Haiku # 47199, December 19, 2010 4:44 pm ET
by William
I've got eight inches
Snow that is! Bloody white stuff
Stopping my dancing
Haiku # 47198, December 18, 2010 7:56 am ET
by William
we struggle to write
which is hard to do because
we prefer to read
Haiku # 47197, December 15, 2010 11:55 pm ET
by vince
Don't use that rock salt
on the new flagstone staircase
Says "no" on the bag
Haiku # 47196, December 15, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just had my dinner
Ate too much, feeling bloated
Must post to Facebook
Haiku # 47195, December 15, 2010 3:15 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Debating dinner
Watching the snow gently fall
Children are napping
Haiku # 47194, December 14, 2010 2:26 pm ET
by Janis
Write once and post once
Hmmm so Identical twins
Double the trouble
Haiku # 47193, December 14, 2010 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47192, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47191, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
I knew all too well
The taste of forbidden fruit
Nothing good can come....
Haiku # 47190, December 13, 2010 8:37 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
A decade brings not
Wisdom and the lessons learned
Mistakes repeated
Haiku # 47189, December 13, 2010 8:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Prognosis not good
Love not on the horizon
Must have alzheimers
Haiku # 47188, December 13, 2010 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Happy Bad Haiku
Can be the outlet of sad,
unhappy endings
Haiku # 47187, December 13, 2010 8:27 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
5:30 am
way too early for my tastes
go to sleep baby
Haiku # 47186, December 13, 2010 6:20 am ET
by Janis
Write Just what you like
The tast of freedom again
Happy Bad Haiku
Haiku # 47185, December 12, 2010 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bad Haiku came back
Just when I needed it most
I'm in love again
Haiku # 47184, December 12, 2010 7:01 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Talk to me doctor
Don't be sorry for ranting
My heart skips a beat
Haiku # 47183, December 12, 2010 6:55 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Anna of Sydney
hhtigerlily too
Old posts are still there
Haiku # 47182, December 12, 2010 6:51 am ET
by Anna or hhtigerlily of Sydney
Ash has been around
Almost as long as Janis
Kindred haiku souls
Haiku # 47181, December 12, 2010 6:45 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
Addressing a Troll
Such sweet poetice justice
Circle is complete
Haiku # 47180, December 8, 2010 5:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
a blast from the past
this site rocks like it used to
renewed energies
Haiku # 47179, December 8, 2010 2:59 am ET
by ash
i opened the door
you are as free as the wind
if not louder than
Haiku # 47178, December 7, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by vince
Crypto movie plot
Or actual doomsday file
Just ask Julian
Haiku # 47177, December 7, 2010 9:45 pm ET
by Janis
Oh the wikileaks
Makes me feel like I'm living
In a sci-fi book.
Haiku # 47176, December 7, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by Janis
A necessary
Form field beckons me to write
Unnecessarily
Haiku # 47175, December 7, 2010 3:53 pm ET
by Janis
Snow falls verily
Sun drenched, snow covered garden
Muscle car idles
Haiku # 47174, December 7, 2010 3:51 pm ET
by Janis
writing bad haikus,
not studying as i should:
procrastination!
Haiku # 47173, December 7, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by badwriter2000
like a blueberry
your touch leaves me sweet but blue,
indelibly stained
Haiku # 47172, December 7, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by badwriter2000 of nowheresville
haiku oh! haiku
can't say how much i like you
i love you long time
Haiku # 47171, December 6, 2010 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Justice oh so sw33t
With a hacker oh so l33t
Asshole in retreat
Haiku # 47170, December 6, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by Janis
Julian Assange
Contemplating Wikileaks
Hero or villan
Haiku # 47169, December 6, 2010 10:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ah this feels so nice!
Got a good handle on things.
Long live bad haiku
Haiku # 47168, December 6, 2010 10:26 am ET
by Janis
i can't forget you
not a single day goes by
just my single life
Haiku # 47167, December 6, 2010 7:52 am ET
by ash
lovely new format
if you can't say something nice
you'll say something else
Haiku # 47166, December 6, 2010 7:49 am ET
by ash
some things never change
haiku has no such constraints
much for the better
Haiku # 47165, December 6, 2010 7:47 am ET
by ash
And where do I live
Well I will never tell you
Oh wait did I just?
Haiku # 47164, December 3, 2010 5:02 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
Haiku # 47163, December 3, 2010 5:01 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
Haiku # 47162, December 3, 2010 5:00 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
Haiku # 47161, December 3, 2010 4:57 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
your verse or perverse
miraculous universe
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 47160, December 3, 2010 3:47 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 47159, December 2, 2010 3:07 pm ET
by zapruder tapes @ 99.148.147.131
Haiku # 47158, December 2, 2010 3:05 pm ET
by ZABADOOEEY @ 99.148.147.131
Zapadooey is
My name and I only now
Write the best haiku
Haiku # 47157, December 2, 2010 3:03 pm ET
by zapadooey @ 99.148.147.131
well I have been your
"adversary" for so long
I have lost track of time

and syllables
Haiku # 47156, November 30, 2010 12:56 am ET
by bs
nothing much to say
that's never stopped me before
here i go again
Haiku # 47155, November 27, 2010 8:18 pm ET
by ash
such tiny writing
mocks my presbyopia
like a small bully
Haiku # 47154, November 20, 2010 2:29 am ET
by ash
just a friend of mine
i smile back as her plaid skirt
billow in the wind
Haiku # 47153, November 19, 2010 8:35 pm ET
by vince
pointlessness is still
a pointed theme that sounds in
much writing in life
Haiku # 47152, November 19, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by bs
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