Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 44 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Addressing a Troll
Such sweet poetice justice
Circle is complete
Haiku # 47180, December 8, 2010 5:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
a blast from the past
this site rocks like it used to
renewed energies
Haiku # 47179, December 8, 2010 2:59 am ET
by ash
i opened the door
you are as free as the wind
if not louder than
Haiku # 47178, December 7, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by vince
Crypto movie plot
Or actual doomsday file
Just ask Julian
Haiku # 47177, December 7, 2010 9:45 pm ET
by Janis
Oh the wikileaks
Makes me feel like I'm living
In a sci-fi book.
Haiku # 47176, December 7, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by Janis
A necessary
Form field beckons me to write
Unnecessarily
Haiku # 47175, December 7, 2010 3:53 pm ET
by Janis
Snow falls verily
Sun drenched, snow covered garden
Muscle car idles
Haiku # 47174, December 7, 2010 3:51 pm ET
by Janis
writing bad haikus,
not studying as i should:
procrastination!
Haiku # 47173, December 7, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by badwriter2000
like a blueberry
your touch leaves me sweet but blue,
indelibly stained
Haiku # 47172, December 7, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by badwriter2000 of nowheresville
haiku oh! haiku
can't say how much i like you
i love you long time
Haiku # 47171, December 6, 2010 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Justice oh so sw33t
With a hacker oh so l33t
Asshole in retreat
Haiku # 47170, December 6, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by Janis
Julian Assange
Contemplating Wikileaks
Hero or villan
Haiku # 47169, December 6, 2010 10:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ah this feels so nice!
Got a good handle on things.
Long live bad haiku
Haiku # 47168, December 6, 2010 10:26 am ET
by Janis
i can't forget you
not a single day goes by
just my single life
Haiku # 47167, December 6, 2010 7:52 am ET
by ash
lovely new format
if you can't say something nice
you'll say something else
Haiku # 47166, December 6, 2010 7:49 am ET
by ash
some things never change
haiku has no such constraints
much for the better
Haiku # 47165, December 6, 2010 7:47 am ET
by ash
And where do I live
Well I will never tell you
Oh wait did I just?
Haiku # 47164, December 3, 2010 5:02 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
Haiku # 47163, December 3, 2010 5:01 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
Haiku # 47162, December 3, 2010 5:00 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
Haiku # 47161, December 3, 2010 4:57 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
your verse or perverse
miraculous universe
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 47160, December 3, 2010 3:47 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 47159, December 2, 2010 3:07 pm ET
by zapruder tapes @ 99.148.147.131
Haiku # 47158, December 2, 2010 3:05 pm ET
by ZABADOOEEY @ 99.148.147.131
Zapadooey is
My name and I only now
Write the best haiku
Haiku # 47157, December 2, 2010 3:03 pm ET
by zapadooey @ 99.148.147.131
well I have been your
"adversary" for so long
I have lost track of time

and syllables
Haiku # 47156, November 30, 2010 12:56 am ET
by bs
nothing much to say
that's never stopped me before
here i go again
Haiku # 47155, November 27, 2010 8:18 pm ET
by ash
such tiny writing
mocks my presbyopia
like a small bully
Haiku # 47154, November 20, 2010 2:29 am ET
by ash
just a friend of mine
i smile back as her plaid skirt
billow in the wind
Haiku # 47153, November 19, 2010 8:35 pm ET
by vince
pointlessness is still
a pointed theme that sounds in
much writing in life
Haiku # 47152, November 19, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by bs
Bad haiku still bad
Single men still single
this pointless night
Haiku # 47151, November 19, 2010 11:58 am ET
by PJ
I love it! act two
keep being yourselves and keep
telling me where to go
Haiku # 47150, November 17, 2010 10:21 am ET
by bs
suck on this gen x
youth is wasted on the young
but we're still wasted
Haiku # 47149, November 17, 2010 8:30 am ET
by ash
which, cynical and
hopeless in this day and age
are our only hope
Haiku # 47148, November 17, 2010 2:41 am ET
by bs
I see Gen X still
remains here cynical and
hopeless as ever
Haiku # 47147, November 17, 2010 2:40 am ET
by bs
richard burton acts
and is believible as
a traitor and drunk
Haiku # 47146, November 14, 2010 3:47 am ET
by king curtzel of T>O>
Oh give me a break
Seriously just do it
Fix my damned tv
Haiku # 47145, November 13, 2010 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where is the garbage
Oh, yeah it's in the garage
Right where it belongs
Haiku # 47144, November 13, 2010 4:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nasty smelly feet
Come out of the jogging shoes
And into the bath
Haiku # 47143, November 13, 2010 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The first line has five
The second line has seven
The last line has five
Haiku # 47142, November 13, 2010 3:13 pm ET
by Admiral Quality of Toronto
Oh leave it alone
Don't be picking at that scab
You disgusting worm.
Haiku # 47141, November 13, 2010 9:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck you, fuck you all
Fuck you all over again
Profanity rocks
Haiku # 47140, November 13, 2010 9:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pot smokers unite
Government in the future
Will legalize it.
Haiku # 47139, November 13, 2010 9:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why then do they fear
Wither all the poor doggies
Enroute to pound
Haiku # 47138, November 13, 2010 9:31 am ET
by Nonsensical Verse
"Not necessarily"
Said punk to the stoner
With regards to taste
Haiku # 47137, November 13, 2010 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
janis much love dewd
rock on eh saskatchewan
or manitoba
Haiku # 47136, November 13, 2010 9:26 am ET
by King Curtzel
if only sophie
where here to hold me and coo
I would laugh and smile
Haiku # 47135, November 13, 2010 9:12 am ET
by King Curtzel of T.dot
Happy Birthday site!
We've been together so long
14 years of fun
Haiku # 47134, November 13, 2010 6:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The livingroom strewn
With all manner of playthings
The curse of children.
Haiku # 47133, November 13, 2010 6:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
an old friend returns
before twitter and facebook
there was bad haiku
Haiku # 47132, November 12, 2010 6:59 pm ET
by ash
Oh yes it is true
I write lots of bad haiku
I think you should too
Haiku # 47131, November 12, 2010 9:42 am ET
by Janis of TO
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