Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 312 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

Zapadooey is
My name and I only now
Write the best haiku
Haiku # 47157, December 2, 2010 3:03 pm ET
by zapadooey @ 99.148.147.131
well I have been your
"adversary" for so long
I have lost track of time

and syllables
Haiku # 47156, November 30, 2010 12:56 am ET
by bs
nothing much to say
that's never stopped me before
here i go again
Haiku # 47155, November 27, 2010 8:18 pm ET
by ash
such tiny writing
mocks my presbyopia
like a small bully
Haiku # 47154, November 20, 2010 2:29 am ET
by ash
just a friend of mine
i smile back as her plaid skirt
billow in the wind
Haiku # 47153, November 19, 2010 8:35 pm ET
by vince
pointlessness is still
a pointed theme that sounds in
much writing in life
Haiku # 47152, November 19, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by bs
Bad haiku still bad
Single men still single
this pointless night
Haiku # 47151, November 19, 2010 11:58 am ET
by PJ
I love it! act two
keep being yourselves and keep
telling me where to go
Haiku # 47150, November 17, 2010 10:21 am ET
by bs
suck on this gen x
youth is wasted on the young
but we're still wasted
Haiku # 47149, November 17, 2010 8:30 am ET
by ash
which, cynical and
hopeless in this day and age
are our only hope
Haiku # 47148, November 17, 2010 2:41 am ET
by bs
I see Gen X still
remains here cynical and
hopeless as ever
Haiku # 47147, November 17, 2010 2:40 am ET
by bs
richard burton acts
and is believible as
a traitor and drunk
Haiku # 47146, November 14, 2010 3:47 am ET
by king curtzel of T>O>
Oh give me a break
Seriously just do it
Fix my damned tv
Haiku # 47145, November 13, 2010 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where is the garbage
Oh, yeah it's in the garage
Right where it belongs
Haiku # 47144, November 13, 2010 4:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nasty smelly feet
Come out of the jogging shoes
And into the bath
Haiku # 47143, November 13, 2010 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The first line has five
The second line has seven
The last line has five
Haiku # 47142, November 13, 2010 3:13 pm ET
by Admiral Quality of Toronto
Oh leave it alone
Don't be picking at that scab
You disgusting worm.
Haiku # 47141, November 13, 2010 9:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck you, fuck you all
Fuck you all over again
Profanity rocks
Haiku # 47140, November 13, 2010 9:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pot smokers unite
Government in the future
Will legalize it.
Haiku # 47139, November 13, 2010 9:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why then do they fear
Wither all the poor doggies
Enroute to pound
Haiku # 47138, November 13, 2010 9:31 am ET
by Nonsensical Verse
"Not necessarily"
Said punk to the stoner
With regards to taste
Haiku # 47137, November 13, 2010 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
janis much love dewd
rock on eh saskatchewan
or manitoba
Haiku # 47136, November 13, 2010 9:26 am ET
by King Curtzel
if only sophie
where here to hold me and coo
I would laugh and smile
Haiku # 47135, November 13, 2010 9:12 am ET
by King Curtzel of T.dot
Happy Birthday site!
We've been together so long
14 years of fun
Haiku # 47134, November 13, 2010 6:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The livingroom strewn
With all manner of playthings
The curse of children.
Haiku # 47133, November 13, 2010 6:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
an old friend returns
before twitter and facebook
there was bad haiku
Haiku # 47132, November 12, 2010 6:59 pm ET
by ash
Oh yes it is true
I write lots of bad haiku
I think you should too
Haiku # 47131, November 12, 2010 9:42 am ET
by Janis of TO
festival today
parade, fireworks, hurry now-
then all scramble on.
Haiku # 47128, August 7, 2010 9:17 am ET
by mundane
Alpaca farm plagued
By alopecia outbreak
Furrier bankrupt
Haiku # 47127, August 7, 2010 1:59 am ET
by Lush
how is your father?
off now to sit in the sand-
maybe october.
Haiku # 47126, August 6, 2010 5:06 pm ET
by mundane
standing before me
old friend silently waiting-
days warmth beckons too.
Haiku # 47125, August 6, 2010 12:06 pm ET
by mundane
welcome back janis
i thought you had gone away
my world diminished
Haiku # 47124, August 6, 2010 10:28 am ET
by ash
Yes hilarity
Accidental transporter
To different planet
Haiku # 47123, August 5, 2010 8:36 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Aspergers Syndrome
Would just about sum him up
No understanding!
Haiku # 47121, June 14, 2010 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
carrion crows and
vultures have their way here while
song birds fly away
Haiku # 47120, June 13, 2010 7:57 pm ET
by Bad Haiku killing fields
Unfolding of life
Ironing out the creases
Making just like new
Haiku # 47114, June 13, 2010 9:29 am ET
by William Nippress
What is it to live?
Brief pause between birth and death?
Or celebration?
Haiku # 47110, June 13, 2010 8:27 am ET
by William Nippress
scroll down the endless
drivel here essentially
a barren place

sad commentary
on those who publicly dredge
up their lower selves
Haiku # 47109, June 12, 2010 10:39 pm ET
by euthanize this site
Sorry Vince, I'm the
Site admin ... just trying to
Re-plug the asshole
Haiku # 47103, June 12, 2010 4:30 pm ET
by Janis
'Tis herein resolved:
I'm a colossal asshole.
--Debate Squad DoucheSmack
Haiku # 47099, June 11, 2010 3:03 pm ET
by Lush
banned from the office
thanks for thinking i'm a troll
your site admin sucks
Haiku # 47098, June 10, 2010 8:49 pm ET
by vince
Just got a card from
consensus reality
we just don't get you
Haiku # 47097, June 10, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by Buddhabandito of Erewhonewyrdna
Slowly they migrate
From north to south. Huge sand-dunes
Sounds of tinkling sand
Haiku # 47096, June 10, 2010 4:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
well given how I
feel about this place I think
silence is golden
Haiku # 47093, June 10, 2010 2:15 am ET
by bs
It's so quit in here
Wow It's like I've come aboard
the Mary celesta

Perhaps i now know why the crew all abandonment ship.
Haiku # 47092, June 9, 2010 6:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
A spotlight on life
Every human emotion
wait and it is here!
Haiku # 47091, June 9, 2010 9:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Copper colored hair
Highlights of pure gold. she said
It just looks Ginger
Haiku # 47090, June 8, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by william Nippress
All she does is smile
We men tongues out, come running
I guess we're programed
Haiku # 47089, June 7, 2010 8:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Just cant help ourselves?
I can't help myself
I'm loosing it for this Anne
A pretty woman
;-)))
Haiku # 47088, June 7, 2010 8:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Ooops! Too many been's
Thinking of Anne has got me
Charlottesville in Sept?
Haiku # 47087, June 7, 2010 8:36 am ET
by William Nippress
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