Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 45 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Oh give me a break
Seriously just do it
Fix my damned tv
Haiku # 47145, November 13, 2010 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where is the garbage
Oh, yeah it's in the garage
Right where it belongs
Haiku # 47144, November 13, 2010 4:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nasty smelly feet
Come out of the jogging shoes
And into the bath
Haiku # 47143, November 13, 2010 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The first line has five
The second line has seven
The last line has five
Haiku # 47142, November 13, 2010 3:13 pm ET
by Admiral Quality of Toronto
Oh leave it alone
Don't be picking at that scab
You disgusting worm.
Haiku # 47141, November 13, 2010 9:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck you, fuck you all
Fuck you all over again
Profanity rocks
Haiku # 47140, November 13, 2010 9:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pot smokers unite
Government in the future
Will legalize it.
Haiku # 47139, November 13, 2010 9:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why then do they fear
Wither all the poor doggies
Enroute to pound
Haiku # 47138, November 13, 2010 9:31 am ET
by Nonsensical Verse
"Not necessarily"
Said punk to the stoner
With regards to taste
Haiku # 47137, November 13, 2010 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
janis much love dewd
rock on eh saskatchewan
or manitoba
Haiku # 47136, November 13, 2010 9:26 am ET
by King Curtzel
if only sophie
where here to hold me and coo
I would laugh and smile
Haiku # 47135, November 13, 2010 9:12 am ET
by King Curtzel of T.dot
Happy Birthday site!
We've been together so long
14 years of fun
Haiku # 47134, November 13, 2010 6:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The livingroom strewn
With all manner of playthings
The curse of children.
Haiku # 47133, November 13, 2010 6:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
an old friend returns
before twitter and facebook
there was bad haiku
Haiku # 47132, November 12, 2010 6:59 pm ET
by ash
Oh yes it is true
I write lots of bad haiku
I think you should too
Haiku # 47131, November 12, 2010 9:42 am ET
by Janis of TO
festival today
parade, fireworks, hurry now-
then all scramble on.
Haiku # 47128, August 7, 2010 9:17 am ET
by mundane
Alpaca farm plagued
By alopecia outbreak
Furrier bankrupt
Haiku # 47127, August 7, 2010 1:59 am ET
by Lush
how is your father?
off now to sit in the sand-
maybe october.
Haiku # 47126, August 6, 2010 5:06 pm ET
by mundane
standing before me
old friend silently waiting-
days warmth beckons too.
Haiku # 47125, August 6, 2010 12:06 pm ET
by mundane
welcome back janis
i thought you had gone away
my world diminished
Haiku # 47124, August 6, 2010 10:28 am ET
by ash
Yes hilarity
Accidental transporter
To different planet
Haiku # 47123, August 5, 2010 8:36 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Aspergers Syndrome
Would just about sum him up
No understanding!
Haiku # 47121, June 14, 2010 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
carrion crows and
vultures have their way here while
song birds fly away
Haiku # 47120, June 13, 2010 7:57 pm ET
by Bad Haiku killing fields
Unfolding of life
Ironing out the creases
Making just like new
Haiku # 47114, June 13, 2010 9:29 am ET
by William Nippress
What is it to live?
Brief pause between birth and death?
Or celebration?
Haiku # 47110, June 13, 2010 8:27 am ET
by William Nippress
scroll down the endless
drivel here essentially
a barren place

sad commentary
on those who publicly dredge
up their lower selves
Haiku # 47109, June 12, 2010 10:39 pm ET
by euthanize this site
Sorry Vince, I'm the
Site admin ... just trying to
Re-plug the asshole
Haiku # 47103, June 12, 2010 4:30 pm ET
by Janis
'Tis herein resolved:
I'm a colossal asshole.
--Debate Squad DoucheSmack
Haiku # 47099, June 11, 2010 3:03 pm ET
by Lush
banned from the office
thanks for thinking i'm a troll
your site admin sucks
Haiku # 47098, June 10, 2010 8:49 pm ET
by vince
Just got a card from
consensus reality
we just don't get you
Haiku # 47097, June 10, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by Buddhabandito of Erewhonewyrdna
Slowly they migrate
From north to south. Huge sand-dunes
Sounds of tinkling sand
Haiku # 47096, June 10, 2010 4:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
well given how I
feel about this place I think
silence is golden
Haiku # 47093, June 10, 2010 2:15 am ET
by bs
It's so quit in here
Wow It's like I've come aboard
the Mary celesta

Perhaps i now know why the crew all abandonment ship.
Haiku # 47092, June 9, 2010 6:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
A spotlight on life
Every human emotion
wait and it is here!
Haiku # 47091, June 9, 2010 9:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Copper colored hair
Highlights of pure gold. she said
It just looks Ginger
Haiku # 47090, June 8, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by william Nippress
All she does is smile
We men tongues out, come running
I guess we're programed
Haiku # 47089, June 7, 2010 8:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Just cant help ourselves?
I can't help myself
I'm loosing it for this Anne
A pretty woman
;-)))
Haiku # 47088, June 7, 2010 8:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Ooops! Too many been's
Thinking of Anne has got me
Charlottesville in Sept?
Haiku # 47087, June 7, 2010 8:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Tempting but who knows
Never been to the been to the US.
Not sure I want to
Haiku # 47086, June 7, 2010 8:32 am ET
by William Nippress
No decision yet!
Budapest, Thailand, Vietnam
Maybe Charlottesville"?
Haiku # 47085, June 7, 2010 8:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Charlottesville Email
a happy smiling woman
Shall I go or not
Haiku # 47083, June 7, 2010 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
In a few seconds
your life can change forever
mark well your time here.
Haiku # 47074, June 6, 2010 11:10 am ET
by Eric Milburn of San Fransisco, CA
The gleam of sharp steel
Cutting through your so dull mind
A desolate place.
Haiku # 47073, June 6, 2010 8:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I am the reason
You wish you could write like me
But you can't do it

Your childish insults
Your a child who can't succeed
Mommy told you that.
Haiku # 47072, June 6, 2010 8:51 am ET
by William Nippress
To be so central
Be constantly on your mind
That's Hero worship

Your hollow insults
your life is so meaningless
Without me here

You need me so much
without me you are nothing
A sad sad zero.
Haiku # 47071, June 6, 2010 8:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Floating on a sea
of absolute calm my mind
is free to wonder

Through my thoughts with ease.
No limitations or walls
Freedom just to think

The impossible
Now becomes reality
new horizons call
Haiku # 47068, June 6, 2010 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress of Daydreaming.
Loose morality
God put that word in my work
I stand corrected. :-)))
Haiku # 47065, June 6, 2010 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
beyond argument
those who spell loser looser
define irony
Haiku # 47064, June 6, 2010 6:09 am ET
by ash
Hero worship me
Show me how important I'm
to your so sad life

You can't help yourself
write about your total lack
of success with Girls

Tell us about your
Sad total looser lifestyle
rejected by friends
Haiku # 47063, June 6, 2010 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
The deepest dark thoughts
Same theme! Never repeating
Such varied content

Emulation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Haiku # 47062, June 6, 2010 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
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