if only sophie
where here to hold me and coo
I would laugh and smile

Happy Birthday site!
We've been together so long
14 years of fun

The livingroom strewn
With all manner of playthings
The curse of children.

an old friend returns
before twitter and facebook
there was bad haiku

Oh yes it is true
I write lots of bad haiku
I think you should too

festival today
parade, fireworks, hurry now-
then all scramble on.

Alpaca farm plagued
By alopecia outbreak
Furrier bankrupt

how is your father?
off now to sit in the sand-
maybe october.

standing before me
old friend silently waiting-
days warmth beckons too.

welcome back janis
i thought you had gone away
my world diminished

Yes hilarity
Accidental transporter
To different planet

Aspergers Syndrome
Would just about sum him up
No understanding!

carrion crows and
vultures have their way here while
song birds fly away

Unfolding of life
Ironing out the creases
Making just like new

What is it to live?
Brief pause between birth and death?
Or celebration?

scroll down the endless
drivel here essentially
a barren place

sad commentary
on those who publicly dredge
up their lower selves

Sorry Vince, I'm the
Site admin ... just trying to
Re-plug the asshole

'Tis herein resolved:
I'm a colossal asshole.
--Debate Squad DoucheSmack

banned from the office
thanks for thinking i'm a troll
your site admin sucks

Just got a card from
consensus reality
we just don't get you

Slowly they migrate
From north to south. Huge sand-dunes
Sounds of tinkling sand

well given how I
feel about this place I think
silence is golden

It's so quit in here
Wow It's like I've come aboard
the Mary celesta

Perhaps i now know why the crew all abandonment ship.

A spotlight on life
Every human emotion
wait and it is here!

Copper colored hair
Highlights of pure gold. she said
It just looks Ginger

All she does is smile
We men tongues out, come running
I guess we're programed

I can't help myself
I'm loosing it for this Anne
A pretty woman
;-)))

Ooops! Too many been's
Thinking of Anne has got me
Charlottesville in Sept?

Tempting but who knows
Never been to the been to the US.
Not sure I want to

No decision yet!
Budapest, Thailand, Vietnam
Maybe Charlottesville"?

Charlottesville Email
a happy smiling woman
Shall I go or not

In a few seconds
your life can change forever
mark well your time here.

The gleam of sharp steel
Cutting through your so dull mind
A desolate place.

I am the reason
You wish you could write like me
But you can't do it

Your childish insults
Your a child who can't succeed
Mommy told you that.

To be so central
Be constantly on your mind
That's Hero worship

Your hollow insults
your life is so meaningless
Without me here

You need me so much
without me you are nothing
A sad sad zero.

Floating on a sea
of absolute calm my mind
is free to wonder

Through my thoughts with ease.
No limitations or walls
Freedom just to think

The impossible
Now becomes reality
new horizons call

Loose morality
God put that word in my work
I stand corrected. :-)))

beyond argument
those who spell loser looser
define irony

Hero worship me
Show me how important I'm
to your so sad life

You can't help yourself
write about your total lack
of success with Girls

Tell us about your
Sad total looser lifestyle
rejected by friends

The deepest dark thoughts
Same theme! Never repeating
Such varied content

Emulation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Such a non-waste of time
I am affected by it all
I can only cry...W00t!!!

test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test

Such a wast of time
Unaffected by it all
I can only laugh

Your stay here is short
survival of the fittest
just like that your gone

Sunshine on my back
Welcome reminder, "summer"
So nice to see you

For the good of all
Eskimos leave old behind
The old all know this

May appear cruel
Part of the cycle of life
So that no one starves

Mik

drool lines my mouth, for
you don't notice me, i burn
to feel your touch on my face

pain is my need, now
but love is waiting for me
i was lost in hate

bastards son in thought
directionless, breathing death
motionless, never more