Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 45 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Such a non-waste of time
I am affected by it all
I can only cry...W00t!!!
Haiku # 47060, June 5, 2010 4:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test
Haiku # 47049, June 4, 2010 11:46 am ET
by test
Such a wast of time
Unaffected by it all
I can only laugh
Haiku # 47048, June 4, 2010 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Your stay here is short
survival of the fittest
just like that your gone
Haiku # 47047, June 4, 2010 9:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Sunshine on my back
Welcome reminder, "summer"
So nice to see you
Haiku # 47046, June 4, 2010 8:01 am ET
by William Nippress
For the good of all
Eskimos leave old behind
The old all know this

May appear cruel
Part of the cycle of life
So that no one starves
Haiku # 47045, June 4, 2010 7:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Mik
Haiku # 47044, June 4, 2010 7:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
drool lines my mouth, for
you don't notice me, i burn
to feel your touch on my face
Haiku # 47040, June 4, 2010 12:48 am ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
pain is my need, now
but love is waiting for me
i was lost in hate
Haiku # 47039, June 4, 2010 12:45 am ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
bastards son in thought
directionless, breathing death
motionless, never more
Haiku # 47038, June 4, 2010 12:43 am ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
You may as well ask
How long is a piece of string
As long as you want
Haiku # 47031, June 3, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
Holding onto life
Striking a claim to this Earth
We exist with grace

Our hold is fragile
Earths crust gives us permission
under sufferance
Haiku # 47025, June 3, 2010 12:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
To shave or not to
That is the question to ask
Better than greybeard?
Haiku # 47021, June 3, 2010 11:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Bikers up in Arms
Rights and Justification
Asked to pay parking

restraint and managed
Council justifying it
Not making sense

Words go back and forth
But. Never the twain will meet.
But they must still pay
Haiku # 47020, June 3, 2010 7:28 am ET
by William nippress
always returning
without ever leaving;
a perrennial
Haiku # 47018, June 3, 2010 4:36 am ET
by liza
cenobyte's bad haiku
is appearing on twitter
technology. Good?
Haiku # 47017, June 3, 2010 1:38 am ET
by cenobyte of Regina, SK, Canada
and still it's raining
i'm so bored i cleaned the house
it's cabin fever
Haiku # 47016, June 3, 2010 1:29 am ET
by ash
pure vapidness
the stench of it lingers here
in its' vainglory
Haiku # 47013, June 2, 2010 9:08 pm ET
by variation of Janis theme
stealthful removal
haiku "DESAPARADO"
when it suits Nippress
Haiku # 47009, June 2, 2010 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bright blue sky brought tears
i lay still on cool green earth
later, she kissed me
Haiku # 47008, June 2, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by vince
bottom feeding site
offers nothing but puerile
to bathe oneself in
Haiku # 47007, June 2, 2010 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LOATHING..a useless
feeling that serves no purpose
yet it clings to me
Haiku # 47004, June 2, 2010 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The stupidity
Oh yes the stupidity
It's overwhelming
Haiku # 47002, June 2, 2010 9:09 am ET
by Janis of Back writing again
From a prison cell
A narrow view of the world
Locked in ones own head
Haiku # 47001, June 2, 2010 8:22 am ET
by William nippress
Mick the dog sniffs grass
Nearby a fragrant rose stands
Ignored by his nose.
Haiku # 46999, June 1, 2010 5:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
So quickly we move
How easily continents
are crossed by aircraft
Haiku # 46997, June 1, 2010 5:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
unbearable heat
pregnant cars wait for movement
hands poised on the horn
Haiku # 46994, June 1, 2010 11:15 am ET
by vince
indifference sheds
this site as a viper's skin
vestige that it was
Haiku # 46993, June 1, 2010 9:22 am ET
by no redeeming qualities here
may you fall into
crumbling anonymity
as a Mayan ruin
Haiku # 46992, June 1, 2010 9:12 am ET
by you [bad haiku] too shall pass
tenacious haiku
sticks like shit to a blanket
like prey to the web
Haiku # 46991, June 1, 2010 8:47 am ET
by ash
terror crawls up me
tiny legs scratch as they climb
fear pours from my skin
Haiku # 46990, May 31, 2010 7:39 pm ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
I'm still on cloud nine
Danced with beautiful Karin
Man what a woman!
Haiku # 46984, May 31, 2010 7:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Gone too long. No sleep!
So many beautiful Girls
Holland is such fun
Haiku # 46983, May 31, 2010 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress of Ziest, Urecht
rainin' rainin' rain
followed by even more rain
precipitating
Haiku # 46981, May 30, 2010 10:38 pm ET
by ash
such star themed flame wars
light rings around uranus
go for re-entry
Haiku # 46972, May 30, 2010 3:09 am ET
by wookie for you
the Coriolis
Effect does not faze this shit
hole of a web site

rather than moving
counterclockwise down the bowl
it's just clogged up with....
Haiku # 46970, May 29, 2010 10:09 pm ET
by oodles of Nippress/Ash effluence
internet is great
the dumbest generation
loves their brave new world
Haiku # 46963, May 29, 2010 5:41 pm ET
by wretch weaver of collective anaesthesia
up and down she goes
slow then fast, then cheek to cheek
he moans, she swallows
Haiku # 46962, May 29, 2010 5:35 pm ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
wave upon wave breaks
spoiled and tanned whore lies
gobbling down more men
Haiku # 46961, May 29, 2010 5:32 pm ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
fate surrounds me today
I clash from its grip; bloody, broken
I shake, grim and shame
Haiku # 46960, May 29, 2010 5:29 pm ET
by sonny badwind of EARTh
this bad haiku
mercifully
left blank.
Haiku # 46957, May 29, 2010 2:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's your fantasy
it's not our reality
you have a problem
Haiku # 46953, May 29, 2010 5:59 am ET
by ash
hot in my fur coat
you look good enough to eat
i say "go the growl"
Haiku # 46938, May 28, 2010 6:39 am ET
by wookie for you
you've nothing to say
that you haven't said before
and that isn't much
Haiku # 46935, May 27, 2010 9:34 am ET
by ash
the pleasure i give
fuelling your dull fantasy
doesn't get me hot

but you sure love it
repeating yourself again
are you breathing hard ?

i think it's a bit queer
certainly more than i am
go clean your keyboard
Haiku # 46934, May 27, 2010 9:32 am ET
by ash
i want more money
i will vote for the person
who can make it so
Haiku # 46931, May 26, 2010 4:49 pm ET
by wretch weaver
It is impossible
To write something meaningful
In three little lines
Haiku # 46930, May 26, 2010 3:13 pm ET
by cory of Philly
not meteors nor
volcanic disturbance killed
off haiku poets

ala La Brea
tar pits..they slowly sank 'neath
Will's ego-driven...

...................SMUG SELF
Haiku # 46929, May 26, 2010 1:52 pm ET
by what right-minded person would wish to be HERE!
They believe they're great
Such a sad existence though
As no one sees them.
Haiku # 46924, May 26, 2010 12:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
Whistling a tune
That no one hears! Not ever!
They do not listen
Haiku # 46923, May 26, 2010 12:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
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