Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 45 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

bottom feeding site
offers nothing but puerile
to bathe oneself in
Haiku # 47007, June 2, 2010 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LOATHING..a useless
feeling that serves no purpose
yet it clings to me
Haiku # 47004, June 2, 2010 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The stupidity
Oh yes the stupidity
It's overwhelming
Haiku # 47002, June 2, 2010 9:09 am ET
by Janis of Back writing again
From a prison cell
A narrow view of the world
Locked in ones own head
Haiku # 47001, June 2, 2010 8:22 am ET
by William nippress
Mick the dog sniffs grass
Nearby a fragrant rose stands
Ignored by his nose.
Haiku # 46999, June 1, 2010 5:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
So quickly we move
How easily continents
are crossed by aircraft
Haiku # 46997, June 1, 2010 5:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
unbearable heat
pregnant cars wait for movement
hands poised on the horn
Haiku # 46994, June 1, 2010 11:15 am ET
by vince
indifference sheds
this site as a viper's skin
vestige that it was
Haiku # 46993, June 1, 2010 9:22 am ET
by no redeeming qualities here
may you fall into
crumbling anonymity
as a Mayan ruin
Haiku # 46992, June 1, 2010 9:12 am ET
by you [bad haiku] too shall pass
tenacious haiku
sticks like shit to a blanket
like prey to the web
Haiku # 46991, June 1, 2010 8:47 am ET
by ash
terror crawls up me
tiny legs scratch as they climb
fear pours from my skin
Haiku # 46990, May 31, 2010 7:39 pm ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
I'm still on cloud nine
Danced with beautiful Karin
Man what a woman!
Haiku # 46984, May 31, 2010 7:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Gone too long. No sleep!
So many beautiful Girls
Holland is such fun
Haiku # 46983, May 31, 2010 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress of Ziest, Urecht
rainin' rainin' rain
followed by even more rain
precipitating
Haiku # 46981, May 30, 2010 10:38 pm ET
by ash
such star themed flame wars
light rings around uranus
go for re-entry
Haiku # 46972, May 30, 2010 3:09 am ET
by wookie for you
the Coriolis
Effect does not faze this shit
hole of a web site

rather than moving
counterclockwise down the bowl
it's just clogged up with....
Haiku # 46970, May 29, 2010 10:09 pm ET
by oodles of Nippress/Ash effluence
internet is great
the dumbest generation
loves their brave new world
Haiku # 46963, May 29, 2010 5:41 pm ET
by wretch weaver of collective anaesthesia
up and down she goes
slow then fast, then cheek to cheek
he moans, she swallows
Haiku # 46962, May 29, 2010 5:35 pm ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
wave upon wave breaks
spoiled and tanned whore lies
gobbling down more men
Haiku # 46961, May 29, 2010 5:32 pm ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
fate surrounds me today
I clash from its grip; bloody, broken
I shake, grim and shame
Haiku # 46960, May 29, 2010 5:29 pm ET
by sonny badwind of EARTh
this bad haiku
mercifully
left blank.
Haiku # 46957, May 29, 2010 2:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's your fantasy
it's not our reality
you have a problem
Haiku # 46953, May 29, 2010 5:59 am ET
by ash
hot in my fur coat
you look good enough to eat
i say "go the growl"
Haiku # 46938, May 28, 2010 6:39 am ET
by wookie for you
you've nothing to say
that you haven't said before
and that isn't much
Haiku # 46935, May 27, 2010 9:34 am ET
by ash
the pleasure i give
fuelling your dull fantasy
doesn't get me hot

but you sure love it
repeating yourself again
are you breathing hard ?

i think it's a bit queer
certainly more than i am
go clean your keyboard
Haiku # 46934, May 27, 2010 9:32 am ET
by ash
i want more money
i will vote for the person
who can make it so
Haiku # 46931, May 26, 2010 4:49 pm ET
by wretch weaver
It is impossible
To write something meaningful
In three little lines
Haiku # 46930, May 26, 2010 3:13 pm ET
by cory of Philly
not meteors nor
volcanic disturbance killed
off haiku poets

ala La Brea
tar pits..they slowly sank 'neath
Will's ego-driven...

...................SMUG SELF
Haiku # 46929, May 26, 2010 1:52 pm ET
by what right-minded person would wish to be HERE!
They believe they're great
Such a sad existence though
As no one sees them.
Haiku # 46924, May 26, 2010 12:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
Whistling a tune
That no one hears! Not ever!
They do not listen
Haiku # 46923, May 26, 2010 12:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
To go unnoticed
Living a life of despair
of no consequence

With no influence
It's like he never exists
A non entity

faceless and nameless
Such a sad lack of a life
Stuck in such self hate.
Haiku # 46920, May 26, 2010 7:04 am ET
by William Nippress
To be so ignored
Cut out and not seen at all
Must one so sad
Haiku # 46919, May 26, 2010 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
To the vexed question
Why do some sad life's exist?
It's a mystery
Haiku # 46918, May 26, 2010 6:56 am ET
by William nippress
Search bar excavates
haiku poets, fossilized
what meteor killed them?
Haiku # 46917, May 25, 2010 5:42 pm ET
by vince
Soft my good night kiss
The touch of a woman's lips
Tasting oh so sweet

I hold her to me
My arms around her slim waist
The smell of her Hair

What joy could compare?
Such pleasure within her arms
Given to us men.
Haiku # 46911, May 25, 2010 10:00 am ET
by William Nippress
spill baby spill, now
drink your oil you bastards of
corporate industry
Haiku # 46906, May 24, 2010 3:30 pm ET
by wretch weaver of shrimp gumbo witha side of Quaker State
We wake and start new
We show and hide our true selves
Grappling with life
Haiku # 46902, May 24, 2010 10:08 am ET
by William Nipprtess
Sun throws long shadows
I cast a single shadow
How alone we are
Haiku # 46898, May 22, 2010 8:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun is so bright now
All the colors are washed out
Leafs are mostly white.
Haiku # 46897, May 22, 2010 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress

Put up parking lot
took all the trees and put them
in a tree museum.

Ok Took a little liberty with it.
Haiku # 46896, May 22, 2010 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress of "Joni Mitchell"
all the trees are dead
and the cemetery's paved
life is a landfill
Haiku # 46895, May 21, 2010 8:40 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Sky a dappled Blue
Cotoneaster bush, Sunshine
Shinning with green light
Haiku # 46891, May 21, 2010 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Wow the sight is bad
Im so bored tonight really
So I take a look
Haiku # 46890, May 20, 2010 8:08 pm ET
by Anna
abandon all hope
face the peril of your life
wait for the death blow
Haiku # 46888, May 20, 2010 1:22 pm ET
by wretch weaver of things will get worse before they get worse
early morning light
pierce through busted beer bottles
time to start anew
Haiku # 46882, May 19, 2010 9:59 am ET
by vince
Sound of time passing
The waves lap at the Sea shore
Constant, forever
Haiku # 46881, May 18, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
This long day is spent
I've Little to show for it
But I guess that's life
Haiku # 46878, May 18, 2010 7:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
It is not theft to
take what I give as gift So
have it all and choke
Haiku # 46877, May 18, 2010 5:07 pm ET
by matt of germantown, tennessee
Darkness is falling
The birds are marking their patch
Soon all will be quiet.
Haiku # 46875, May 18, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
hemmingway shot his
own head then hunter and dave foster wallace

NO MORE SUICIDES!
Haiku # 46871, May 17, 2010 2:12 am ET
by bs
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