Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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To go unnoticed
Living a life of despair
of no consequence

With no influence
It's like he never exists
A non entity

faceless and nameless
Such a sad lack of a life
Stuck in such self hate.
Haiku # 46920, May 26, 2010 7:04 am ET
by William Nippress
To be so ignored
Cut out and not seen at all
Must one so sad
Haiku # 46919, May 26, 2010 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
To the vexed question
Why do some sad life's exist?
It's a mystery
Haiku # 46918, May 26, 2010 6:56 am ET
by William nippress
Search bar excavates
haiku poets, fossilized
what meteor killed them?
Haiku # 46917, May 25, 2010 5:42 pm ET
by vince
Soft my good night kiss
The touch of a woman's lips
Tasting oh so sweet

I hold her to me
My arms around her slim waist
The smell of her Hair

What joy could compare?
Such pleasure within her arms
Given to us men.
Haiku # 46911, May 25, 2010 10:00 am ET
by William Nippress
spill baby spill, now
drink your oil you bastards of
corporate industry
Haiku # 46906, May 24, 2010 3:30 pm ET
by wretch weaver of shrimp gumbo witha side of Quaker State
We wake and start new
We show and hide our true selves
Grappling with life
Haiku # 46902, May 24, 2010 10:08 am ET
by William Nipprtess
Sun throws long shadows
I cast a single shadow
How alone we are
Haiku # 46898, May 22, 2010 8:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun is so bright now
All the colors are washed out
Leafs are mostly white.
Haiku # 46897, May 22, 2010 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress

Put up parking lot
took all the trees and put them
in a tree museum.

Ok Took a little liberty with it.
Haiku # 46896, May 22, 2010 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress of "Joni Mitchell"
all the trees are dead
and the cemetery's paved
life is a landfill
Haiku # 46895, May 21, 2010 8:40 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Sky a dappled Blue
Cotoneaster bush, Sunshine
Shinning with green light
Haiku # 46891, May 21, 2010 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Wow the sight is bad
Im so bored tonight really
So I take a look
Haiku # 46890, May 20, 2010 8:08 pm ET
by Anna
abandon all hope
face the peril of your life
wait for the death blow
Haiku # 46888, May 20, 2010 1:22 pm ET
by wretch weaver of things will get worse before they get worse
early morning light
pierce through busted beer bottles
time to start anew
Haiku # 46882, May 19, 2010 9:59 am ET
by vince
Sound of time passing
The waves lap at the Sea shore
Constant, forever
Haiku # 46881, May 18, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
This long day is spent
I've Little to show for it
But I guess that's life
Haiku # 46878, May 18, 2010 7:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
It is not theft to
take what I give as gift So
have it all and choke
Haiku # 46877, May 18, 2010 5:07 pm ET
by matt of germantown, tennessee
Darkness is falling
The birds are marking their patch
Soon all will be quiet.
Haiku # 46875, May 18, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
hemmingway shot his
own head then hunter and dave foster wallace

NO MORE SUICIDES!
Haiku # 46871, May 17, 2010 2:12 am ET
by bs
like anything with
great intentions there are those
who just spoil the fun...
Haiku # 46870, May 16, 2010 1:37 am ET
by bs
I don't think you should
refer to your work as this
stodgy tasteless pap
Haiku # 46869, May 15, 2010 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
thickness I embrace
gladly if measured 'gainst this
stodgy tasteless pap

p.s. thank god Vince brings something to this haiku table
Haiku # 46868, May 14, 2010 2:29 pm ET
by checkout is 11am GST
her voice grows louder
pounding her tenth beer along
with my interest
Haiku # 46867, May 14, 2010 11:17 am ET
by vince
Bright Sun and Bird song
My critcs abound and they
missunderstood text

Take a little time
Use some of your awsome brain
Why did I do It

God you are thick!!!!
Haiku # 46866, May 14, 2010 4:51 am ET
by William Nippress
help me obi wan
zapooper is projecting
you're my only hope
Haiku # 46865, May 14, 2010 12:25 am ET
by wookie for you
the gay troll songstress
lacking for inspiration
just can't change her tune
Haiku # 46864, May 14, 2010 12:23 am ET
by ash
bring the shit back down
to fucking Basho basics
about leaves and shit
Haiku # 46858, May 13, 2010 11:16 am ET
by vince of no help here
twittering haiku
like a facebook ego trip
bad haiku indeed
Haiku # 46857, May 13, 2010 9:53 am ET
by look at me I am off to Utrecht
your gay poetry
reveals more your fantasies
than anything else
Haiku # 46856, May 13, 2010 7:13 am ET
by ash
Off to Utrecht next
But Staying in Austerlitz
Visit Amsterdam
Haiku # 46849, May 12, 2010 1:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
Berlin and Cambridge
I'm exhausted by Tango
Too many late nights

But it was fun though
never left dance floor till 3
Except twice at 5
Haiku # 46848, May 12, 2010 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
half a world away
you exaggerate my wang
although it is long
Haiku # 46847, May 12, 2010 9:49 am ET
by ash
half-wit's journey through
Sodomites' haiku not worth
a pillar of salt
Haiku # 46844, May 10, 2010 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
zapruder exposed
more than presidential brains
splattered...no matter
Haiku # 46843, May 10, 2010 11:40 am ET
by conspiracy theories
imagine sybill's
fractured personae lying
'round haiku central
Haiku # 46842, May 10, 2010 11:35 am ET
by so many names behind one key stroke
Ash. Geography?
Australia and UK
its not his strong point
Haiku # 46841, May 10, 2010 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Does he annoy me?
Do I feel sorry for him?
Should I take pity?

I think a restraining order is best for stalkers!
Haiku # 46840, May 10, 2010 7:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku's come and go
But who was that masked rider
Obsessive half wit?

A one track mind set?
A man with secret desires?
A mad house inmate!

Who cares he's gone now.
But hell be back have no doubt
Needs his insult fix.
Haiku # 46839, May 10, 2010 7:24 am ET
by William Nippress
half-wit stuffed spud in
pants hoped to look big..impress
gals but placed it 'aft'
Haiku # 46838, May 9, 2010 9:22 pm ET
by good idea gone terribly wrong
that rumpelstiltskin
he sure likes to spin a yarn
trolls are old news, mate
Haiku # 46837, May 9, 2010 8:36 am ET
by ash
Forty shades of green
Spring rain on a cold wet day
It's global warming
Haiku # 46836, May 9, 2010 5:17 am ET
by William Nippress
British politics
Just like French revolution
A Hung parliament
Haiku # 46835, May 9, 2010 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
more chemical food
to fertilize the cancer
that's killing us all
Haiku # 46834, May 8, 2010 11:56 pm ET
by wretch weaver of why would you eat that?
leave it to machines
and they'll crash the stock market
the software is god
Haiku # 46831, May 7, 2010 6:24 pm ET
by wretch weaver of bow to your technology
"don't retreat reload"
"drill baby drill"...is Palin
hungry for some sex?
Haiku # 46830, May 7, 2010 5:12 pm ET
by Is it me or does Sarah want it?
futility strikes
at self-service car wash with
a trickling sprayer
Haiku # 46829, May 6, 2010 8:15 am ET
by refund please!
at this point in time
global annihilation
would be a blessing
Haiku # 46828, May 6, 2010 12:49 am ET
by wretch weaver of this ride is out of order
flirting satellites
dance the telemetric waltz
their gaze stream data
Haiku # 46827, May 5, 2010 5:05 pm ET
by vince
exiled from her life
we met time and again in
tumultuous dreams
Haiku # 46826, May 4, 2010 5:12 pm ET
by In memory of Karen
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