Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 46 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Bright Sun and Bird song
My critcs abound and they
missunderstood text

Take a little time
Use some of your awsome brain
Why did I do It

God you are thick!!!!
Haiku # 46866, May 14, 2010 4:51 am ET
by William Nippress
help me obi wan
zapooper is projecting
you're my only hope
Haiku # 46865, May 14, 2010 12:25 am ET
by wookie for you
the gay troll songstress
lacking for inspiration
just can't change her tune
Haiku # 46864, May 14, 2010 12:23 am ET
by ash
bring the shit back down
to fucking Basho basics
about leaves and shit
Haiku # 46858, May 13, 2010 11:16 am ET
by vince of no help here
twittering haiku
like a facebook ego trip
bad haiku indeed
Haiku # 46857, May 13, 2010 9:53 am ET
by look at me I am off to Utrecht
your gay poetry
reveals more your fantasies
than anything else
Haiku # 46856, May 13, 2010 7:13 am ET
by ash
Off to Utrecht next
But Staying in Austerlitz
Visit Amsterdam
Haiku # 46849, May 12, 2010 1:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
Berlin and Cambridge
I'm exhausted by Tango
Too many late nights

But it was fun though
never left dance floor till 3
Except twice at 5
Haiku # 46848, May 12, 2010 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
half a world away
you exaggerate my wang
although it is long
Haiku # 46847, May 12, 2010 9:49 am ET
by ash
half-wit's journey through
Sodomites' haiku not worth
a pillar of salt
Haiku # 46844, May 10, 2010 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
zapruder exposed
more than presidential brains
splattered...no matter
Haiku # 46843, May 10, 2010 11:40 am ET
by conspiracy theories
imagine sybill's
fractured personae lying
'round haiku central
Haiku # 46842, May 10, 2010 11:35 am ET
by so many names behind one key stroke
Ash. Geography?
Australia and UK
its not his strong point
Haiku # 46841, May 10, 2010 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Does he annoy me?
Do I feel sorry for him?
Should I take pity?

I think a restraining order is best for stalkers!
Haiku # 46840, May 10, 2010 7:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku's come and go
But who was that masked rider
Obsessive half wit?

A one track mind set?
A man with secret desires?
A mad house inmate!

Who cares he's gone now.
But hell be back have no doubt
Needs his insult fix.
Haiku # 46839, May 10, 2010 7:24 am ET
by William Nippress
half-wit stuffed spud in
pants hoped to look big..impress
gals but placed it 'aft'
Haiku # 46838, May 9, 2010 9:22 pm ET
by good idea gone terribly wrong
that rumpelstiltskin
he sure likes to spin a yarn
trolls are old news, mate
Haiku # 46837, May 9, 2010 8:36 am ET
by ash
Forty shades of green
Spring rain on a cold wet day
It's global warming
Haiku # 46836, May 9, 2010 5:17 am ET
by William Nippress
British politics
Just like French revolution
A Hung parliament
Haiku # 46835, May 9, 2010 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
more chemical food
to fertilize the cancer
that's killing us all
Haiku # 46834, May 8, 2010 11:56 pm ET
by wretch weaver of why would you eat that?
leave it to machines
and they'll crash the stock market
the software is god
Haiku # 46831, May 7, 2010 6:24 pm ET
by wretch weaver of bow to your technology
"don't retreat reload"
"drill baby drill"...is Palin
hungry for some sex?
Haiku # 46830, May 7, 2010 5:12 pm ET
by Is it me or does Sarah want it?
futility strikes
at self-service car wash with
a trickling sprayer
Haiku # 46829, May 6, 2010 8:15 am ET
by refund please!
at this point in time
global annihilation
would be a blessing
Haiku # 46828, May 6, 2010 12:49 am ET
by wretch weaver of this ride is out of order
flirting satellites
dance the telemetric waltz
their gaze stream data
Haiku # 46827, May 5, 2010 5:05 pm ET
by vince
exiled from her life
we met time and again in
tumultuous dreams
Haiku # 46826, May 4, 2010 5:12 pm ET
by In memory of Karen
time has been a thief
stolen the warmth of a kiss
a brief departure
Haiku # 46825, May 4, 2010 1:17 pm ET
by vince
the Zen of writing
bad haiku..sit..observe..then
write glacially slow
Haiku # 46824, May 4, 2010 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gracefully aging.
obliviously resting-
chair in a hallway.
Haiku # 46823, May 4, 2010 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this computer's hacked!
it opens all porn links and -
oh wait, that's normal.
Haiku # 46822, May 3, 2010 10:47 am ET
by vince
haiku hiatus
from the troll who would hate us
he's a meatus
Haiku # 46821, May 3, 2010 6:29 am ET
by ash
sound of a hand poised
over key...send or not send
haiku why bother
Haiku # 46820, May 2, 2010 8:33 pm ET
by what if no one sent
withered on the vine
not a fine wine season for
Bad Haiku site
Haiku # 46819, May 2, 2010 8:27 pm ET
by 2010 a bad year
a sad fact of life
sometimes we are hot that's true
but more times we aren't
Haiku # 46818, May 1, 2010 6:00 am ET
by ash
an ocean of oil
mankind is the disaster
all shall suffocate
Haiku # 46817, April 30, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by wretch weaver
bad haiku offered
from the few writers who have
dared to be seen here
Haiku # 46816, April 30, 2010 5:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
writers shun site like
the pox-riddled, pandemic
plague it has become
Haiku # 46815, April 30, 2010 5:47 pm ET
by bring out your dead
dessicated corpse
taut leathery skin reflects
Bad Haiku within
Haiku # 46814, April 30, 2010 5:45 pm ET
by 13 years going on 3 thousand
Just back from Berlin
Exhausted from lack of sleep
Tango till 5am

Seven days of bliss
The best dancers in Europe
In Berlin last week.

Tango marathon for 36 hours straight.
Haiku # 46813, April 29, 2010 6:42 am ET
by William Nippress
buzzing forlornly
sad trapped insect goes nowhere
the rest of its life
Haiku # 46812, April 28, 2010 9:06 pm ET
by ash
stewing in juices
of her own creation she
slapped away my help
Haiku # 46810, April 27, 2010 4:47 pm ET
by no good deed left unpunished
closer to the truth
you scratch at the door's surface
but you keep it shut
Haiku # 46809, April 27, 2010 12:29 pm ET
by vince
purple sundrops
on the walls behind my eyes;
internal spotlight
Haiku # 46806, April 26, 2010 3:01 am ET
by liza
malingering words
hang heavily threatening
and so foreboding
Haiku # 46804, April 25, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
haikus senryus odes
sonnets essays free form etc.
all worthless "tard" stuff
Haiku # 46802, April 24, 2010 12:02 pm ET
by right j.s.?! of Reno NV
silent dripping in
Reno Nevada where
Chlamydia rules
Haiku # 46801, April 23, 2010 1:25 pm ET
by tribute to j.s.
haiku is so lame
has no value or rhyming
poetry for tards
Haiku # 46800, April 23, 2010 11:52 am ET
by John Stoneback of Reno, Nv
the pope fell asleep
during mass no metaphor
to sex scandal..RIGHT!!
Haiku # 46799, April 23, 2010 11:30 am ET
by give the pope a good poke in the ribs
April blossom drops
spiraling resignation
to its' brief brilliance
Haiku # 46798, April 23, 2010 7:59 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
feeling BLUE so why
is blue a SAD feeling and
not utterly GLAD
Haiku # 46797, April 22, 2010 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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