Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 312 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

this computer's hacked!
it opens all porn links and -
oh wait, that's normal.
Haiku # 46822, May 3, 2010 10:47 am ET
by vince
haiku hiatus
from the troll who would hate us
he's a meatus
Haiku # 46821, May 3, 2010 6:29 am ET
by ash
sound of a hand poised
over key...send or not send
haiku why bother
Haiku # 46820, May 2, 2010 8:33 pm ET
by what if no one sent
withered on the vine
not a fine wine season for
Bad Haiku site
Haiku # 46819, May 2, 2010 8:27 pm ET
by 2010 a bad year
a sad fact of life
sometimes we are hot that's true
but more times we aren't
Haiku # 46818, May 1, 2010 6:00 am ET
by ash
an ocean of oil
mankind is the disaster
all shall suffocate
Haiku # 46817, April 30, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by wretch weaver
bad haiku offered
from the few writers who have
dared to be seen here
Haiku # 46816, April 30, 2010 5:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
writers shun site like
the pox-riddled, pandemic
plague it has become
Haiku # 46815, April 30, 2010 5:47 pm ET
by bring out your dead
dessicated corpse
taut leathery skin reflects
Bad Haiku within
Haiku # 46814, April 30, 2010 5:45 pm ET
by 13 years going on 3 thousand
Just back from Berlin
Exhausted from lack of sleep
Tango till 5am

Seven days of bliss
The best dancers in Europe
In Berlin last week.

Tango marathon for 36 hours straight.
Haiku # 46813, April 29, 2010 6:42 am ET
by William Nippress
buzzing forlornly
sad trapped insect goes nowhere
the rest of its life
Haiku # 46812, April 28, 2010 9:06 pm ET
by ash
stewing in juices
of her own creation she
slapped away my help
Haiku # 46810, April 27, 2010 4:47 pm ET
by no good deed left unpunished
closer to the truth
you scratch at the door's surface
but you keep it shut
Haiku # 46809, April 27, 2010 12:29 pm ET
by vince
purple sundrops
on the walls behind my eyes;
internal spotlight
Haiku # 46806, April 26, 2010 3:01 am ET
by liza
malingering words
hang heavily threatening
and so foreboding
Haiku # 46804, April 25, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
haikus senryus odes
sonnets essays free form etc.
all worthless "tard" stuff
Haiku # 46802, April 24, 2010 12:02 pm ET
by right j.s.?! of Reno NV
silent dripping in
Reno Nevada where
Chlamydia rules
Haiku # 46801, April 23, 2010 1:25 pm ET
by tribute to j.s.
haiku is so lame
has no value or rhyming
poetry for tards
Haiku # 46800, April 23, 2010 11:52 am ET
by John Stoneback of Reno, Nv
the pope fell asleep
during mass no metaphor
to sex scandal..RIGHT!!
Haiku # 46799, April 23, 2010 11:30 am ET
by give the pope a good poke in the ribs
April blossom drops
spiraling resignation
to its' brief brilliance
Haiku # 46798, April 23, 2010 7:59 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
feeling BLUE so why
is blue a SAD feeling and
not utterly GLAD
Haiku # 46797, April 22, 2010 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i want smut of the
highest quality my friends
bring back the dildos
Haiku # 46795, April 21, 2010 2:29 pm ET
by chairman of the wayward weiner society
civet coffee "perked"
through digestive tract and pooped
out $200 pound
Haiku # 46793, April 20, 2010 11:02 pm ET
by gourmet dung coffee of can not make this up
420 the worst
kept secret/code for praying
to Rama Ganja
Haiku # 46792, April 20, 2010 8:04 pm ET
by Hookah Cafe
not nearly the right
and proper send off for the
departed say "you suck"
Haiku # 46791, April 20, 2010 9:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 46790, April 19, 2010 2:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sadly he left us
a good soul taken to the
nether world...too soon
Haiku # 46788, April 19, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by no such thing as "routine surgery"
a thin veneer of
civility separates
humans from the beasts
Haiku # 46787, April 18, 2010 12:55 pm ET
by who will save us from us?
Ash cloud grounds the planes
Look on the bright side buddy
No terror plane strikes
Haiku # 46786, April 18, 2010 5:18 am ET
by Alan of UK
slogging through blogs more
like Tweets sans substance and form
bottom feeding trash
Haiku # 46785, April 16, 2010 7:07 pm ET
by by any standard it sucks
like Herpes Simplex...
pustules erupt upon Bad
Haiku.."sore subjects"
Haiku # 46784, April 16, 2010 7:01 pm ET
by nonsense without form
Angie's boyfriend Dan is the biggest tool and douche on the planet...
Haiku # 46783, April 16, 2010 5:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
walk the tightrope to
follow your heart yet DO NO
HARM as others have
Haiku # 46781, April 15, 2010 11:02 pm ET
by a thorny path to travel bro
fear fills their faces
suprise fills mine with pain, hate
what do i do next
Haiku # 46780, April 15, 2010 9:18 pm ET
by sonny badwind of dallas
in times of grave stress
charismatic psychopaths
beat drums of discord
Haiku # 46779, April 15, 2010 4:39 pm ET
by I can see Russia from Wassalla
critical thinking
never a strong suit for the
Palin loving crowd
Haiku # 46778, April 15, 2010 4:34 pm ET
by Do you love your freedom?!
billowing vision
of crisp salty breeze flapping
sails heading seaward
Haiku # 46777, April 15, 2010 9:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit of Cape Cod
Cheerful May
By gentle smell involves
lilac in full bloom
Haiku # 46776, April 15, 2010 8:09 am ET
by gena
seismic orgasms
coital encounters 'midst the
hotel's wobbly walls
Haiku # 46775, April 14, 2010 8:15 pm ET
by 7.3 Richter sex in Chile
insipid blather
the herpes sores resurface
touting and taunting
Haiku # 46774, April 14, 2010 8:10 pm ET
by zapruder unter anus
Zaps' vinyl scratched disc*
with revolutionary
repetition...Gay shit

* not tapes
Haiku # 46773, April 14, 2010 5:21 pm ET
by blah blah blah blah blah
allure of things past
like waves crashing on a shore-
from earth to earth, gone.
Haiku # 46770, April 14, 2010 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apple CEO
Steve Jobs or whatev - who cares
Dresses like a nerd
Haiku # 46769, April 14, 2010 12:34 pm ET
by Badman
the day the music
died Somali radio
stations [14] are silenced...
Haiku # 46768, April 14, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Muslim extremism
Look of his values
Insight into his dull mind
His secret desires
Haiku # 46767, April 14, 2010 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Small brain submision
Likes Mono syllabic text
One subject haiku
Haiku # 46766, April 14, 2010 5:51 am ET
by William Nippress
borne in my journal
the marks of Jesus.. his blood
weeping for our sins
Haiku # 46765, April 13, 2010 11:28 pm ET
by Stigmata Obligatus
in these sunny climes
shady characters do roam
with impunity
Haiku # 46762, April 13, 2010 4:56 pm ET
by gird your loins
cause, gone intentions
fading away - moment non
time, another day.
Haiku # 46761, April 13, 2010 10:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sun heating my back
Bitter cold wind from the north
Turn like a spit roast
Haiku # 46760, April 13, 2010 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
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