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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
Angie's boyfriend Dan is the biggest tool and douche on the planet...
Haiku # 46783 April 16, 2010 5:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
walk the tightrope to
follow your heart yet DO NO
HARM as others have
Haiku # 46781 April 15, 2010 11:02 pm ET
by a thorny path to travel bro
fear fills their faces
suprise fills mine with pain, hate
what do i do next
Haiku # 46780 April 15, 2010 9:18 pm ET
by sonny badwind of dallas
in times of grave stress
charismatic psychopaths
beat drums of discord
Haiku # 46779 April 15, 2010 4:39 pm ET
by I can see Russia from Wassalla
critical thinking
never a strong suit for the
Palin loving crowd
Haiku # 46778 April 15, 2010 4:34 pm ET
by Do you love your freedom?!
billowing vision
of crisp salty breeze flapping
sails heading seaward
Haiku # 46777 April 15, 2010 9:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit of Cape Cod
Cheerful May
By gentle smell involves
lilac in full bloom
Haiku # 46776 April 15, 2010 8:09 am ET
by gena
seismic orgasms
coital encounters 'midst the
hotel's wobbly walls
Haiku # 46775 April 14, 2010 8:15 pm ET
by 7.3 Richter sex in Chile
insipid blather
the herpes sores resurface
touting and taunting
Haiku # 46774 April 14, 2010 8:10 pm ET
by zapruder unter anus
Zaps' vinyl scratched disc*
with revolutionary
repetition...Gay shit

* not tapes
Haiku # 46773 April 14, 2010 5:21 pm ET
by blah blah blah blah blah
allure of things past
like waves crashing on a shore-
from earth to earth, gone.
Haiku # 46770 April 14, 2010 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apple CEO
Steve Jobs or whatev - who cares
Dresses like a nerd
Haiku # 46769 April 14, 2010 12:34 pm ET
by Badman
the day the music
died Somali radio
stations [14] are silenced...
Haiku # 46768 April 14, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Muslim extremism
Look of his values
Insight into his dull mind
His secret desires
Haiku # 46767 April 14, 2010 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Small brain submision
Likes Mono syllabic text
One subject haiku
Haiku # 46766 April 14, 2010 5:51 am ET
by William Nippress
borne in my journal
the marks of Jesus.. his blood
weeping for our sins
Haiku # 46765 April 13, 2010 11:28 pm ET
by Stigmata Obligatus
in these sunny climes
shady characters do roam
with impunity
Haiku # 46762 April 13, 2010 4:56 pm ET
by gird your loins
cause, gone intentions
fading away - moment non
time, another day.
Haiku # 46761 April 13, 2010 10:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sun heating my back
Bitter cold wind from the north
Turn like a spit roast
Haiku # 46760 April 13, 2010 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
sticks and cardboard box
doth make a fort defended
with epic redux
Haiku # 46759 April 12, 2010 10:07 pm ET
by childhood classics
chrysalis world of
twitter/Ipod/wii births
dysphoric children

Haiku # 46758 April 12, 2010 7:14 pm ET
by disconnect the disconnect
toward the village
down the path visiting homes
silences swept on.
Haiku # 46757 April 12, 2010 5:17 pm ET
by mundane
tetter-tottering
on cliff's edge the acid spoke..
"Do it! You can fly!!"
Haiku # 46756 April 12, 2010 2:24 pm ET
by true story of Shawangunk ridge
tripping on acid
he tetter-tottered on cliff's
edge then a voice.."FLY!!"
Haiku # 46755 April 12, 2010 12:58 pm ET
by listen to the voice of reason
standing on a ledge
balanced on one leg, alert,
for the changing winds.
Haiku # 46754 April 12, 2010 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
They keep flowing forth
Millions of tiny searchers--
Swimming in the flood
Haiku # 46753 April 11, 2010 2:27 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
chinese music sings
in the higlands calling an
irishman home there
Haiku # 46752 April 11, 2010 2:20 am ET
by bs
What the hell was that?
It flew across my vision--
A phantom Frisbee
Haiku # 46751 April 11, 2010 2:17 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
AMEN Scotland
bless it!
Haiku # 46750 April 11, 2010 2:14 am ET
by bs
Lips of golden warmth
Taste of strawberries and cream--
Decadent delight
Haiku # 46749 April 11, 2010 2:08 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
I'm not sure quite why
But her laugh is ecstasy--
I guess I'm in love
Haiku # 46748 April 11, 2010 1:54 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
I ate my watch
"Tick," it tocked in my gullet--
Then I met Jim Hook
Haiku # 46747 April 11, 2010 1:36 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
I ate my watch
"Tick," it tocked in my gullet
Haiku # 46746 April 11, 2010 1:35 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
in fact the "tactful"
are worthless pussies who lack
kerouac's spirit
Haiku # 46745 April 11, 2010 1:33 am ET
by bs
the tactful might as
well say fucking is like a
salad bar special dressing

Haiku # 46744 April 11, 2010 1:32 am ET
by bs
God DAMN tact...I say
beat TACT to death and let her
blood flow on the cross
Haiku # 46743 April 11, 2010 1:30 am ET
by bs
tis no hope for those
lacking tact and absent pose
a mirror'd horror
Haiku # 46742 April 11, 2010 12:04 am ET
by Lush
prostrate and bereft
prostate huge, balls i must heft
all manner of ills
Haiku # 46741 April 11, 2010 12:01 am ET
by Lush
shivering magnolias
await eve's imminent frost
first blossoms to fall
Haiku # 46740 April 9, 2010 6:59 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
young dogwood blossoms
contained almost hesitant
is something missing?
Haiku # 46739 April 9, 2010 2:57 pm ET
by shy buds
one night, silently
this heart will break, come morning
you will find me gone
Haiku # 46738 April 9, 2010 10:53 am ET
by vince of i am patient but do not push
Casting long shadows
The spring sun calls the flowers
Tempting, show yourselves!
Haiku # 46737 April 9, 2010 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Pampas Grass

pampas grass
marsh mud glistens
in the rowboat


marsh wren's cry
the sun ripples onto the mud


wetland chill
a patch of ripples disappears


marsh lightning
the tree's blossoms open
into egrets


wetland channel
the moon spreads onto the grass
Haiku # 46736 April 8, 2010 8:51 pm ET
by martin
scurrying squirrels
amidst the dry foliage-
sounds like an army.
Haiku # 46735 April 8, 2010 7:31 pm ET
by mundane
avante garde haiku
is neither just poorly matched
pretentious bedmates
Haiku # 46734 April 6, 2010 6:06 pm ET
by pining for contributors of yore
child s bedroom
the sound of a mosquito
in the dark
Haiku # 46733 April 6, 2010 5:39 pm ET
by martin
child
Haiku # 46732 April 6, 2010 5:37 pm ET
by martin
child
Haiku # 46731 April 6, 2010 5:36 pm ET
by martin
spring field
the crow pecks its shadow
Haiku # 46730 April 6, 2010 5:28 pm ET
by martin
He talks of disgust
using and abadonment
He writes a novel
Haiku # 46729 April 6, 2010 3:21 pm ET
by Like it Vince.