I ate my watch 
"Tick," it tocked in my gullet--
Then I met Jim Hook
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland 
 
			
I ate my watch
"Tick," it tocked in my gullet
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland 
 
			
in fact the "tactful"
are worthless pussies who lack
kerouac's spirit
by bs
 
			
the tactful might as
well say fucking is like a
salad bar special dressing
by bs
 
			
God DAMN  tact...I say
beat TACT to death and let her
blood flow on the cross
by bs
 
			
tis no hope for those
lacking tact and absent pose
a mirror'd horror
by Lush
 
			
prostrate and bereft
prostate huge, balls i must heft
all manner of ills
by Lush
 
			
shivering magnolias
await eve's imminent frost 
first blossoms to fall
by Haiku half-wit
 
			
young dogwood blossoms
contained almost hesitant 
is something  missing?
by shy buds
 
			
one night, silently
this heart will break, come morning
you will find me gone
by vince of i am patient but do not push 
 
			
Casting long shadows
The spring sun calls the flowers
Tempting, show yourselves!
by William Nippress
 
			
Pampas Grass 
pampas grass
marsh mud glistens
in the rowboat
marsh wren's cry
the sun ripples onto the mud
wetland chill
a patch of ripples disappears
marsh lightning
the tree's blossoms open
into egrets
wetland channel
the moon spreads onto the grass
by martin
 
			
scurrying squirrels
amidst the dry foliage-
sounds like an army.
by mundane
 
			
avante garde haiku
is neither just poorly matched
pretentious bedmates
by pining for contributors of yore
 
			
child s bedroom
the sound  of a mosquito 
in the dark 
by martin
 
			
			
			
spring field
the crow pecks its shadow
by martin
 
			
He talks of disgust
using and abadonment
He writes a novel
by Like it Vince.
 
			
midnight, blackest sky
the smell of satin and sweat
humid air like claws
an overhead fan
spinning lazily, rattling
head bobs up and down
awaiting release
money put on the dresser
he pretends to sleep
washing by the sink
while avoiding the mirror
the businessman snores
pulling the boots on
the night sticks to her insides
it will not wash off
by vince of hong kong 
 
			
streaming torrents of
torments and taunts travel through
cyberspace playground
by mean-spirited "kids"
 
			
haiku playground draws
pubescent minds itching to 
draw blood..dominate
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
thaw
the wolf tastes
air
by martin of in duh s face 
 
			
haiku for st...st...
stutterers or can't count
syllables rightly
by m..m..martin of duh
 
			
the year ends with the long tail of a squirrel's shadow
by martin of Guam 
 
			
new year blizzard
the first shadow within a stranger
by martin of fuck off! 
 
			
sagging pine bough
the scent of a snowflake
on another
by martin of what 
 
			
Hallelujah Praise
God Almighty He has risen
Beam me up Scotty!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Christ emerged Sunday
morn' from cave saw his shadow
returned for six weeks
by the story of Puxsutawney J.C.
 
			
paradoxical
approach to temptations of
flesh for ordained peds
by recycled pedophiles
 
			
nothing cute about
rogue priests hiding behind God
to molest children
by absolved and sodomized in confessional
 
			
graphic renderings
of abuse deemed puerile
by some but not all
by bludgeoned with imagery
 
			
when the hue and cry
meets the threshold of a rant
don't blame the victim
by righteous outrage
 
			
thematic series
creative iterative
eg. Brubeck's "Take Four"
by when more is more
 
			
scarce must tolerate
your iterative stanzas
sock your trachea
by Lush
 
			
limit the haiku
to something concise, mon frere
and aim will find you
by Lush
 
			
foolhardy bs
is universally held
a flippant blowhard
by Lush
 
			
Vatican believes
the best defense is to go
on the offensive
.......blame the victims
by Pope Gregory IX Inquisition architect
 
			
altar boy kneeling
confused before priest's one-eyed
serpent of Satan
anointed with his
icky love juice the boy felt
damned rather than blessed
by sins of "Our Fathers"
 
			
keep your rosaries
off my ovaries - funny
spraying on the wall
by austrian
 
			
the infallible
Holy Father turned blind eye
to one eyed serpent
by reshuffle gay priest deck reassign them
 
			
open to receive 
the host they urge with papal 
penis stuffed instead
by in the name of the Father I sodomize you
 
			
eye witness to such
great suffering timelessly
etched upon minds' eye
by acid bath experience
 
			
eye witness to such
great suffering timelessly etched within mind's eye
by acid bath experience
 
			
relentless barrage
of yammering affords no 
respite nor answers
by shut your piehole!
 
			
he called my sister 
whore who gave good head smiling
I broke his fuckin'
...................FACE
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
from city projects 
to rural trailer park we's
just countrified trash....
...jes' seekin' a bedder life
by wherever you be there you is
 
			
post flood a produce
cornucopia proceeds
downstream beets mostly
by farmers market underwater
 
			
torrents of rain spread
trickles...rivulets...streams...rivers..
wetness gushing pride
by Noah of Arc [sic]
 
			
Don't say you weren't warned
Here we go on and on and on
Pages of self pity
It's all your fault. Don't encourage him.
by Anonymous Poet