Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

thaw
the wolf tastes
air
Haiku # 46725, April 6, 2010 2:29 am ET
by martin of in duh s face
haiku for st...st...
stutterers or can't count
syllables rightly
Haiku # 46724, April 5, 2010 3:38 pm ET
by m..m..martin of duh
the year ends with the long tail of a squirrel's shadow
Haiku # 46723, April 5, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by martin of Guam
new year blizzard
the first shadow within a stranger
Haiku # 46722, April 5, 2010 12:10 pm ET
by martin of fuck off!
sagging pine bough
the scent of a snowflake
on another
Haiku # 46721, April 5, 2010 11:52 am ET
by martin of what
Hallelujah Praise
God Almighty He has risen
Beam me up Scotty!
Haiku # 46720, April 4, 2010 9:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Christ emerged Sunday
morn' from cave saw his shadow
returned for six weeks
Haiku # 46719, April 3, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by the story of Puxsutawney J.C.
paradoxical
approach to temptations of
flesh for ordained peds
Haiku # 46718, April 3, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by recycled pedophiles
nothing cute about
rogue priests hiding behind God
to molest children
Haiku # 46717, April 3, 2010 9:31 am ET
by absolved and sodomized in confessional
graphic renderings
of abuse deemed puerile
by some but not all
Haiku # 46716, April 3, 2010 9:27 am ET
by bludgeoned with imagery
when the hue and cry
meets the threshold of a rant
don't blame the victim
Haiku # 46715, April 3, 2010 7:57 am ET
by righteous outrage
thematic series
creative iterative
eg. Brubeck's "Take Four"
Haiku # 46714, April 3, 2010 7:54 am ET
by when more is more
scarce must tolerate
your iterative stanzas
sock your trachea
Haiku # 46713, April 3, 2010 1:59 am ET
by Lush
limit the haiku
to something concise, mon frere
and aim will find you
Haiku # 46712, April 3, 2010 1:53 am ET
by Lush
foolhardy bs
is universally held
a flippant blowhard
Haiku # 46711, April 3, 2010 1:50 am ET
by Lush
Vatican believes
the best defense is to go
on the offensive

.......blame the victims
Haiku # 46710, April 2, 2010 5:27 pm ET
by Pope Gregory IX Inquisition architect
altar boy kneeling
confused before priest's one-eyed
serpent of Satan

anointed with his
icky love juice the boy felt
damned rather than blessed
Haiku # 46709, April 2, 2010 5:21 pm ET
by sins of "Our Fathers"
keep your rosaries
off my ovaries - funny
spraying on the wall
Haiku # 46708, April 2, 2010 3:32 pm ET
by austrian
the infallible
Holy Father turned blind eye
to one eyed serpent
Haiku # 46707, April 2, 2010 3:13 pm ET
by reshuffle gay priest deck reassign them
open to receive
the host they urge with papal
penis stuffed instead
Haiku # 46706, April 2, 2010 3:09 pm ET
by in the name of the Father I sodomize you
eye witness to such
great suffering timelessly
etched upon minds' eye
Haiku # 46705, April 1, 2010 7:13 pm ET
by acid bath experience
eye witness to such
great suffering timelessly etched within mind's eye
Haiku # 46704, April 1, 2010 7:12 pm ET
by acid bath experience
relentless barrage
of yammering affords no
respite nor answers
Haiku # 46703, March 31, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by shut your piehole!
he called my sister
whore who gave good head smiling
I broke his fuckin'
...................FACE
Haiku # 46702, March 31, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
from city projects
to rural trailer park we's
just countrified trash....

...jes' seekin' a bedder life
Haiku # 46701, March 31, 2010 6:10 pm ET
by wherever you be there you is
post flood a produce
cornucopia proceeds
downstream beets mostly
Haiku # 46700, March 31, 2010 2:00 pm ET
by farmers market underwater
torrents of rain spread
trickles...rivulets...streams...rivers..
wetness gushing pride
Haiku # 46699, March 30, 2010 9:24 pm ET
by Noah of Arc [sic]
Don't say you weren't warned
Here we go on and on and on
Pages of self pity

It's all your fault. Don't encourage him.
Haiku # 46698, March 29, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 46697, March 29, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so fuck you, if some
of you want to go on being
the poetic equivalent

of trailer trash, I shovel
salt on this fucking outhouse of a website

Haiku # 46696, March 29, 2010 11:04 am ET
by bs
I'm giving you what
you want, someone to pick on
who you can feel superior

to, the types who are
like that here, whilst others just
post haiku, so basically

for 10 years or more
I've played right into the hands of the people who frequent this website
Haiku # 46695, March 29, 2010 11:01 am ET
by bs
maybe you're just a bunch of insiginificant people
who just want attention

and I'm in the right crowd because I am also insignificant until I say

fuck you and say this website can have it's thinking I'm some nut

when the real nuts are
the people praised here
and you find out

you become another victim of American Psycho...

I'm too God damned inept to hurt anyone
Haiku # 46694, March 29, 2010 10:57 am ET
by bs
what happens if some
person takes you seriously
and you end up with

a subtle warning
mafia style rather than
just on line flame wars?
Haiku # 46693, March 29, 2010 10:54 am ET
by bs
and on the seventh
haiku he rested looked at
his work and was pleased
Haiku # 46692, March 29, 2010 8:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
DEATH is nature's way
of saying "slow down and rest..
time for a dirt nap"
Haiku # 46691, March 29, 2010 8:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lemmings leap into
the abyss know not why and
don't bother to ask
Haiku # 46690, March 29, 2010 8:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
CIVILIZATIONS
no deeper than coats of dust
beneath my finger
Haiku # 46689, March 29, 2010 8:27 am ET
by all we are is dust in the wind
our darkest fears are
mere projections of our own
ruthless potential
Haiku # 46688, March 29, 2010 8:20 am ET
by casting dark shadows
Nantucket sleigh ride
sounds so quaint 'til the sea turned
red from slaughtered whales
Haiku # 46687, March 29, 2010 8:15 am ET
by spin a cute phrase
creeping toward Day
of Fools an oxymoron
considering ALL
Haiku # 46686, March 29, 2010 8:09 am ET
by let everyday be April Fools
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Haiku # 46685, March 29, 2010 4:54 am ET
by humtfeed of udalxzpd, skirtbrm
sadistic sister
who bloodied this young lad's hands
for making the sign

of the cross with his
left hand I'd forgive but not
first fucking her good
Haiku # 46684, March 28, 2010 6:26 pm ET
by venial sins repaid in good measure
worm-eaten church rife
with twisted sisters/priests your
self-defined Hell waits
Haiku # 46683, March 28, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
religious nuts and
zealots pray for End of Days
I pray for orgasms
Haiku # 46682, March 28, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by end on a high note
the New World Order
neither new nor orderly
screams "paranoia!!!"
Haiku # 46681, March 28, 2010 6:11 pm ET
by no respite for the wicked
tumbleweed ghost town
Bad Haiku draws few gunmen
to discharge their words
Haiku # 46680, March 28, 2010 1:17 pm ET
by halcyon days have passed
sere watering hole
Bad Haiku attracts buzzards
and flies little else
Haiku # 46679, March 28, 2010 1:00 pm ET
by haiku dust bowl
if I lose my cool
fingers get pointed and yes
public support is

the murder weapon
used by the kinds of people
who flock to write here

because blood is icky
tasteless, messy...but hell it
is organic folks

Haiku # 46678, March 28, 2010 12:42 pm ET
by bs
the struggling artist
is a list as long as the dead
in Vietnam those

who should not be dead
but the drugs and so on took
their deadly toll too...
Haiku # 46677, March 28, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by bs
when Democrats
need someone killed they rely
on public support

Republicans just bomb
the hell out of them and say
we were looking for "blank"

thank God I'm unpopular
Haiku # 46676, March 28, 2010 12:38 pm ET
by bs
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