Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

eye witness to such
great suffering timelessly etched within mind's eye
Haiku # 46704, April 1, 2010 7:12 pm ET
by acid bath experience
relentless barrage
of yammering affords no
respite nor answers
Haiku # 46703, March 31, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by shut your piehole!
he called my sister
whore who gave good head smiling
I broke his fuckin'
...................FACE
Haiku # 46702, March 31, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
from city projects
to rural trailer park we's
just countrified trash....

...jes' seekin' a bedder life
Haiku # 46701, March 31, 2010 6:10 pm ET
by wherever you be there you is
post flood a produce
cornucopia proceeds
downstream beets mostly
Haiku # 46700, March 31, 2010 2:00 pm ET
by farmers market underwater
torrents of rain spread
trickles...rivulets...streams...rivers..
wetness gushing pride
Haiku # 46699, March 30, 2010 9:24 pm ET
by Noah of Arc [sic]
Don't say you weren't warned
Here we go on and on and on
Pages of self pity

It's all your fault. Don't encourage him.
Haiku # 46698, March 29, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 46697, March 29, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so fuck you, if some
of you want to go on being
the poetic equivalent

of trailer trash, I shovel
salt on this fucking outhouse of a website

Haiku # 46696, March 29, 2010 11:04 am ET
by bs
I'm giving you what
you want, someone to pick on
who you can feel superior

to, the types who are
like that here, whilst others just
post haiku, so basically

for 10 years or more
I've played right into the hands of the people who frequent this website
Haiku # 46695, March 29, 2010 11:01 am ET
by bs
maybe you're just a bunch of insiginificant people
who just want attention

and I'm in the right crowd because I am also insignificant until I say

fuck you and say this website can have it's thinking I'm some nut

when the real nuts are
the people praised here
and you find out

you become another victim of American Psycho...

I'm too God damned inept to hurt anyone
Haiku # 46694, March 29, 2010 10:57 am ET
by bs
what happens if some
person takes you seriously
and you end up with

a subtle warning
mafia style rather than
just on line flame wars?
Haiku # 46693, March 29, 2010 10:54 am ET
by bs
and on the seventh
haiku he rested looked at
his work and was pleased
Haiku # 46692, March 29, 2010 8:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
DEATH is nature's way
of saying "slow down and rest..
time for a dirt nap"
Haiku # 46691, March 29, 2010 8:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lemmings leap into
the abyss know not why and
don't bother to ask
Haiku # 46690, March 29, 2010 8:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
CIVILIZATIONS
no deeper than coats of dust
beneath my finger
Haiku # 46689, March 29, 2010 8:27 am ET
by all we are is dust in the wind
our darkest fears are
mere projections of our own
ruthless potential
Haiku # 46688, March 29, 2010 8:20 am ET
by casting dark shadows
Nantucket sleigh ride
sounds so quaint 'til the sea turned
red from slaughtered whales
Haiku # 46687, March 29, 2010 8:15 am ET
by spin a cute phrase
creeping toward Day
of Fools an oxymoron
considering ALL
Haiku # 46686, March 29, 2010 8:09 am ET
by let everyday be April Fools
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Haiku # 46685, March 29, 2010 4:54 am ET
by humtfeed of udalxzpd, skirtbrm
sadistic sister
who bloodied this young lad's hands
for making the sign

of the cross with his
left hand I'd forgive but not
first fucking her good
Haiku # 46684, March 28, 2010 6:26 pm ET
by venial sins repaid in good measure
worm-eaten church rife
with twisted sisters/priests your
self-defined Hell waits
Haiku # 46683, March 28, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
religious nuts and
zealots pray for End of Days
I pray for orgasms
Haiku # 46682, March 28, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by end on a high note
the New World Order
neither new nor orderly
screams "paranoia!!!"
Haiku # 46681, March 28, 2010 6:11 pm ET
by no respite for the wicked
tumbleweed ghost town
Bad Haiku draws few gunmen
to discharge their words
Haiku # 46680, March 28, 2010 1:17 pm ET
by halcyon days have passed
sere watering hole
Bad Haiku attracts buzzards
and flies little else
Haiku # 46679, March 28, 2010 1:00 pm ET
by haiku dust bowl
if I lose my cool
fingers get pointed and yes
public support is

the murder weapon
used by the kinds of people
who flock to write here

because blood is icky
tasteless, messy...but hell it
is organic folks

Haiku # 46678, March 28, 2010 12:42 pm ET
by bs
the struggling artist
is a list as long as the dead
in Vietnam those

who should not be dead
but the drugs and so on took
their deadly toll too...
Haiku # 46677, March 28, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by bs
when Democrats
need someone killed they rely
on public support

Republicans just bomb
the hell out of them and say
we were looking for "blank"

thank God I'm unpopular
Haiku # 46676, March 28, 2010 12:38 pm ET
by bs
taking the edge off
with opiates and booze aids
the struggling artist[s]
Haiku # 46675, March 28, 2010 10:29 am ET
by a list too long to recount
standing in limelight
uttering promises and
lots of sweet nothings
Haiku # 46674, March 28, 2010 10:24 am ET
by politics suck
sand box play always
finds an attention-seeker
tossing sand at rest
Haiku # 46673, March 28, 2010 10:17 am ET
by look at me look at me
I liked an idea
a friend had, no parties, just
candidates, alone

slugging it out with
no machines pulling their string
land of oz I fear
Haiku # 46672, March 28, 2010 1:38 am ET
by bs
I don't like the left
they let their guard down and seem
slightly elitist

(I think the same of a lot of people here)

as for the right, well
the last admin made me give
up on two parties...
Haiku # 46671, March 28, 2010 1:36 am ET
by bs
makes me want to change
the subject to jean micheal
basquiat because

politics, can turn
even gentle people to
radical fighters
Haiku # 46670, March 28, 2010 1:34 am ET
by bs
makes me want to drive over the side of a cliff so I don't have to hear any more simple minded political commentary which seems taken from 1970's history books pasted together by manic depressive english majors raised by democrats who are lawyers for unions
Haiku # 46669, March 28, 2010 1:31 am ET
by bs
sighs....
Haiku # 46668, March 28, 2010 1:02 am ET
by bs
Herr Glenn Beck the new
Hermann Goebbels of the Fox
fascist ministries
Haiku # 46667, March 27, 2010 4:17 pm ET
by sprecken ze radical right lingo
I can see fascism
in my Wasilla mirror
sez sweet Sarah P.
Haiku # 46666, March 27, 2010 4:12 pm ET
by hot-looking fascista Palin
somewhere out there a
little Buddha lives next door
to a budding Mao
Haiku # 46665, March 27, 2010 3:46 pm ET
by the order of things in the Universe
Hitler and Stalin
dog shit/cat shit demagogues
genocidal shits
Haiku # 46664, March 27, 2010 3:43 pm ET
by shit is shit is shit
every second
someone in the world dies at
the hand of fascists
Haiku # 46663, March 27, 2010 3:39 pm ET
by the fascist series #9
fascism never grows
old for folks who love power
and dark-colored shirts
Haiku # 46662, March 27, 2010 3:37 pm ET
by decked out in authoritative black
I can see fascism
from my Wasilla window
sez sweet Sarah P.
Haiku # 46661, March 27, 2010 3:33 pm ET
by hot looking fascista Palin
fascism is for fools
who like the sound of cracking
bones beneath boot heels
Haiku # 46660, March 27, 2010 3:30 pm ET
by power mongering exertions
fascism is for fools
who believe compassion is
a mark of weakness
Haiku # 46659, March 27, 2010 3:26 pm ET
by let us learn to spell correctly
facism is for fools
who believe compassion is
a mark of weakness
Haiku # 46658, March 27, 2010 3:23 pm ET
by facism a mere two degrees to starboard
fascism is for
fools who don't know how to live
with chaos and tides
Haiku # 46657, March 27, 2010 2:04 pm ET
by bs
darkness come hither
enfold me in thine shade thence
earth devour me
Haiku # 46656, March 27, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
the thin veneer of
civility flakes away
exposing chaos
Haiku # 46655, March 27, 2010 10:10 am ET
by the Dark Ages will not seem so dark
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