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27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

darkness come hither
enfold me in thine shade thence
earth devour me
Haiku # 46656, March 27, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
the thin veneer of
civility flakes away
exposing chaos
Haiku # 46655, March 27, 2010 10:10 am ET
by the Dark Ages will not seem so dark
fascism lies dormant
waiting for fear and loathing
to spring back to life

objectify your
enemies and justify
your acts of hatred

VOILA AMERIKA UBER ALLES!!
Haiku # 46654, March 27, 2010 8:10 am ET
by a veneer of civility
everyone has bad
crap in their lives, all need to
vent, and so it goes

oh kurt, tell us about dresden again sometime
Haiku # 46653, March 27, 2010 12:26 am ET
by bs
ah, you're missing out
on the alien-human
mixed marriage scene

what if mars needs chicks
what if the aliens are
after wives or gfs?
Haiku # 46652, March 27, 2010 12:25 am ET
by bs
haiku-a-matic
dices and splices haiku
themes faster than wooooosh!!!
Haiku # 46651, March 26, 2010 2:04 pm ET
by alien-baby eating-vending machine
alien invasion!
good thing i saved the baby
that's some good eatin'
Haiku # 46650, March 26, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by vince
we fear alien
anal probes but no beef with
lab vivisections
Haiku # 46649, March 26, 2010 1:28 pm ET
by who got to play GOD
if I were ET
I'd "waste" this species 'fore it
spreads to parts unknown
Haiku # 46648, March 26, 2010 1:24 pm ET
by our own worst nightmare
why fuck up other
planets when there's so much more
to fuck up right here
Haiku # 46647, March 26, 2010 1:21 pm ET
by mutated fungii called inhumanity
THE ROAD portents
reapers of rightful wrong v.
keepers of the light
Haiku # 46646, March 26, 2010 1:18 pm ET
by the good guys do not eat their young
a stripped-down budget
the vending machine beckons
carousel of death
Haiku # 46645, March 26, 2010 12:35 pm ET
by vince
one may use what they
have and has to adapt to
each era that passes
Haiku # 46644, March 26, 2010 12:23 pm ET
by bsb
lazy faire, pun thus so
intended, each era runs
its course, set sail left...

sighs
Haiku # 46643, March 26, 2010 12:19 pm ET
by bsb
concept of inter-
being elicits response
from fear-based rightists

laissez-faire/only
the strongest survive/prosper
and fuck all the rest
Haiku # 46642, March 26, 2010 10:38 am ET
by health care for all not a communistic plot
Healthcare overhaul
Brought out worst in our people
Exposed biases
Haiku # 46641, March 26, 2010 8:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hon. Eric Cantor
Has wife beater attitudes
Blames Democrats
Haiku # 46640, March 26, 2010 8:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Pope Benedict
Protector of Pedophiles
Probably one, too.
Haiku # 46639, March 26, 2010 8:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tea Party members
Offer no solace to me
Crazy freaky jerks
Haiku # 46638, March 26, 2010 8:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the subtle knife is
the toungue, double edged cuts both
ways, within, without
Haiku # 46637, March 26, 2010 1:20 am ET
by bs
I think if those guys
had psychopathic wives it
would be interesting
Haiku # 46636, March 25, 2010 11:17 pm ET
by bs
mixed feelings to know
she finally got married
unsettled heart aches
Haiku # 46635, March 25, 2010 10:58 pm ET
by soul disconnections
preacher/teacher all
in all it's just another
brick in the wall, right?!
Haiku # 46634, March 25, 2010 10:54 pm ET
by hey leave those kids alone
Papal deception
Evil eyed bastard - Hey preacher
Leave those kids alone!
Haiku # 46633, March 25, 2010 9:23 pm ET
by J of L
Objectless sadness
Profoundly permeating
Each nook of my mind
Haiku # 46632, March 25, 2010 9:20 pm ET
by J of L
Heading on to bed
Chanced upon some bad news - damn!
Needless sleepless night
Haiku # 46631, March 25, 2010 9:19 pm ET
by J of L
in a state of full
awareness he gorged himself
comfortably numb
Haiku # 46630, March 25, 2010 4:26 pm ET
by psychotropic carbohydrates
I slaughter myself
to bad habits when I could
be much more alive
Haiku # 46629, March 25, 2010 1:46 pm ET
by bs
reluctant lambs led
to slaughter don't give a bleat
'bout these Paschal rites
Haiku # 46628, March 25, 2010 1:27 pm ET
by blood of the lamb
silence is golden
or so is said, when one needs
to sharpen the knife
Haiku # 46627, March 25, 2010 12:47 pm ET
by bs
and the proles keep the
lottery game going as
we have always been

at war with east asia
never with eurasia...
was that Annexia?

oh wrong Lunch...
the other one was Naked
Haiku # 46626, March 25, 2010 12:06 am ET
by bs
massive brain bleed on
the Collective Unconscious
vital signs failing
Haiku # 46625, March 24, 2010 5:21 pm ET
by entropic species
thirty-six years past
Orwellian prophecies
spy/web cams abound

steady streams of bytes
sweet poisons leaching into
the wells of our souls

we're at "critical
mass" within LIFE'S particle
accelerator
Haiku # 46624, March 24, 2010 5:17 pm ET
by planet of lost souls
the future was then
a woman throwing a large
hammer at a screen

in 1984
Haiku # 46623, March 24, 2010 1:48 pm ET
by bs
ah the old boot there
stepping on a man's face, ah
winston, forever
Haiku # 46622, March 24, 2010 1:43 pm ET
by bs
'lest ye judge a flock
and fail to see the markings
of each one in flight
Haiku # 46621, March 24, 2010 1:38 pm ET
by birds of a feather do not always flock together
U.S...a nation
of laws...badly written and
randomly enforced
Haiku # 46620, March 24, 2010 1:34 pm ET
by Frank Zappa of libertarianism
when government's boot
is on your throat matters not
if it's left or right
Haiku # 46619, March 24, 2010 1:30 pm ET
by Gary Lloyd quote of libertarianism
I was thinking of
walking away and letting you
all just write your stuff

(you birds don't understand libertarians too well do you?)
Haiku # 46618, March 24, 2010 12:18 pm ET
by bs
distinct jingly bells
fell off a door i kick in
gramma is confused
Haiku # 46617, March 24, 2010 11:45 am ET
by vince
distinct jingly bell
went silent the day Wally
tossed poor cat off roof
Haiku # 46616, March 24, 2010 8:23 am ET
by distinct jingly bell series #5
distinct jingly bell
mirrors exotic belly
dancer's pelvic thrusts
Haiku # 46615, March 24, 2010 8:17 am ET
by jingly bell memories
distinct jingly bell
sounded Salvation Army's
Santa's plea for dough
Haiku # 46614, March 24, 2010 8:12 am ET
by drop two bits in the red kettle
distinct jingly bell
sounds Good Humor Ice Cream man's
arrival...FOR JOY!!
Haiku # 46613, March 24, 2010 8:07 am ET
by Pavlovian responses
distinct jingly bells
sounded shunned leper's return
flee ye' villagers!
Haiku # 46612, March 24, 2010 8:03 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Come on you brave guy
bs would like to thank you
he'll come round your house
Haiku # 46611, March 24, 2010 7:18 am ET
by dare you!
ENCOURAGING HIM?
Thanks BRAVE anonymous guy
Please put your NAME though!

Bet you don't
Haiku # 46610, March 24, 2010 7:16 am ET
by Not me, oh no
sleep cycle iphone
application requires
charging overnight
Haiku # 46609, March 24, 2010 2:37 am ET
by Kofi Sarfo of London
eventually I
ramble once too much, my mind
smokes, burns, flails, smells of

burned rubber or the
tar tracks of a road, my mouth
hangs opened, towed away
Haiku # 46608, March 23, 2010 10:06 pm ET
by bs
we missed you bs
no one rambles quite like you
ramble on good sir
Haiku # 46607, March 23, 2010 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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