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27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

concept of inter-
being elicits response
from fear-based rightists

laissez-faire/only
the strongest survive/prosper
and fuck all the rest
Haiku # 46642, March 26, 2010 10:38 am ET
by health care for all not a communistic plot
Healthcare overhaul
Brought out worst in our people
Exposed biases
Haiku # 46641, March 26, 2010 8:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hon. Eric Cantor
Has wife beater attitudes
Blames Democrats
Haiku # 46640, March 26, 2010 8:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Pope Benedict
Protector of Pedophiles
Probably one, too.
Haiku # 46639, March 26, 2010 8:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tea Party members
Offer no solace to me
Crazy freaky jerks
Haiku # 46638, March 26, 2010 8:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the subtle knife is
the toungue, double edged cuts both
ways, within, without
Haiku # 46637, March 26, 2010 1:20 am ET
by bs
I think if those guys
had psychopathic wives it
would be interesting
Haiku # 46636, March 25, 2010 11:17 pm ET
by bs
mixed feelings to know
she finally got married
unsettled heart aches
Haiku # 46635, March 25, 2010 10:58 pm ET
by soul disconnections
preacher/teacher all
in all it's just another
brick in the wall, right?!
Haiku # 46634, March 25, 2010 10:54 pm ET
by hey leave those kids alone
Papal deception
Evil eyed bastard - Hey preacher
Leave those kids alone!
Haiku # 46633, March 25, 2010 9:23 pm ET
by J of L
Objectless sadness
Profoundly permeating
Each nook of my mind
Haiku # 46632, March 25, 2010 9:20 pm ET
by J of L
Heading on to bed
Chanced upon some bad news - damn!
Needless sleepless night
Haiku # 46631, March 25, 2010 9:19 pm ET
by J of L
in a state of full
awareness he gorged himself
comfortably numb
Haiku # 46630, March 25, 2010 4:26 pm ET
by psychotropic carbohydrates
I slaughter myself
to bad habits when I could
be much more alive
Haiku # 46629, March 25, 2010 1:46 pm ET
by bs
reluctant lambs led
to slaughter don't give a bleat
'bout these Paschal rites
Haiku # 46628, March 25, 2010 1:27 pm ET
by blood of the lamb
silence is golden
or so is said, when one needs
to sharpen the knife
Haiku # 46627, March 25, 2010 12:47 pm ET
by bs
and the proles keep the
lottery game going as
we have always been

at war with east asia
never with eurasia...
was that Annexia?

oh wrong Lunch...
the other one was Naked
Haiku # 46626, March 25, 2010 12:06 am ET
by bs
massive brain bleed on
the Collective Unconscious
vital signs failing
Haiku # 46625, March 24, 2010 5:21 pm ET
by entropic species
thirty-six years past
Orwellian prophecies
spy/web cams abound

steady streams of bytes
sweet poisons leaching into
the wells of our souls

we're at "critical
mass" within LIFE'S particle
accelerator
Haiku # 46624, March 24, 2010 5:17 pm ET
by planet of lost souls
the future was then
a woman throwing a large
hammer at a screen

in 1984
Haiku # 46623, March 24, 2010 1:48 pm ET
by bs
ah the old boot there
stepping on a man's face, ah
winston, forever
Haiku # 46622, March 24, 2010 1:43 pm ET
by bs
'lest ye judge a flock
and fail to see the markings
of each one in flight
Haiku # 46621, March 24, 2010 1:38 pm ET
by birds of a feather do not always flock together
U.S...a nation
of laws...badly written and
randomly enforced
Haiku # 46620, March 24, 2010 1:34 pm ET
by Frank Zappa of libertarianism
when government's boot
is on your throat matters not
if it's left or right
Haiku # 46619, March 24, 2010 1:30 pm ET
by Gary Lloyd quote of libertarianism
I was thinking of
walking away and letting you
all just write your stuff

(you birds don't understand libertarians too well do you?)
Haiku # 46618, March 24, 2010 12:18 pm ET
by bs
distinct jingly bells
fell off a door i kick in
gramma is confused
Haiku # 46617, March 24, 2010 11:45 am ET
by vince
distinct jingly bell
went silent the day Wally
tossed poor cat off roof
Haiku # 46616, March 24, 2010 8:23 am ET
by distinct jingly bell series #5
distinct jingly bell
mirrors exotic belly
dancer's pelvic thrusts
Haiku # 46615, March 24, 2010 8:17 am ET
by jingly bell memories
distinct jingly bell
sounded Salvation Army's
Santa's plea for dough
Haiku # 46614, March 24, 2010 8:12 am ET
by drop two bits in the red kettle
distinct jingly bell
sounds Good Humor Ice Cream man's
arrival...FOR JOY!!
Haiku # 46613, March 24, 2010 8:07 am ET
by Pavlovian responses
distinct jingly bells
sounded shunned leper's return
flee ye' villagers!
Haiku # 46612, March 24, 2010 8:03 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Come on you brave guy
bs would like to thank you
he'll come round your house
Haiku # 46611, March 24, 2010 7:18 am ET
by dare you!
ENCOURAGING HIM?
Thanks BRAVE anonymous guy
Please put your NAME though!

Bet you don't
Haiku # 46610, March 24, 2010 7:16 am ET
by Not me, oh no
sleep cycle iphone
application requires
charging overnight
Haiku # 46609, March 24, 2010 2:37 am ET
by Kofi Sarfo of London
eventually I
ramble once too much, my mind
smokes, burns, flails, smells of

burned rubber or the
tar tracks of a road, my mouth
hangs opened, towed away
Haiku # 46608, March 23, 2010 10:06 pm ET
by bs
we missed you bs
no one rambles quite like you
ramble on good sir
Haiku # 46607, March 23, 2010 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on parole man breaks
into jail violates his
parole...gets 15 years
Haiku # 46606, March 23, 2010 4:07 pm ET
by suckling off the brick teat
canoe capsizes
father and son swept downstream by
Delaware current

cruel fate dictates one
will live and the other not
son survives to grieve
Haiku # 46605, March 23, 2010 3:06 pm ET
by tragedy and heartbreak
yes, I over-react
a nice lesson in resentments
how would you be me

how would i be you?
we got to be ourselves, like us
or like us not,
Haiku # 46604, March 23, 2010 2:16 pm ET
by bs
.38 he digs special
but when does the guin go off
when you run out of

people to be mad
at in your own life, nixon dies
hunter went that way

a waste, he was
a master
Haiku # 46603, March 23, 2010 2:11 pm ET
by bs
I don't think that of
you all, just the ones who do
this lowering of self

in real life I just
walk away, flustered and I
know people are animals

four legs are better
than two so said old
George Orwell you know

Haiku # 46602, March 23, 2010 2:09 pm ET
by bs
lesser artists...no
excuse me "autists" who need
their own meds and the

room arranged in a
special way otherwise they
throw their small tantrums
Haiku # 46601, March 23, 2010 2:07 pm ET
by bs
ah the death threat, so
simple minded these "poets"
get when they get mad...

:)
Haiku # 46600, March 23, 2010 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
try something new and
stop being so defensive
add my threads to your

ideas
Haiku # 46599, March 23, 2010 2:03 pm ET
by bs
and who the hell are
you who thinks you own poems
poems own themselves
Haiku # 46598, March 23, 2010 2:03 pm ET
by bs
I think you all here
are like most, people who like
your little patterns

of life, you think you
think but when challenged cry wolf
and then get bitten
Haiku # 46597, March 23, 2010 2:02 pm ET
by bs
I'm sure some of you
are seen as shits by someone
for no good reason

not my problem
Haiku # 46596, March 23, 2010 2:01 pm ET
by bs
to get used to a
person, rather than shallow
threats, then you might like

it's like vogon poetry
Haiku # 46595, March 23, 2010 2:01 pm ET
by bs
foggy blanket rolls
down into valley nestling
softly o'er our dreams
Haiku # 46594, March 23, 2010 8:44 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
bungee cord jumping
sans cord latest craze for those
teetering on brink
Haiku # 46593, March 23, 2010 7:54 am ET
by terminal velocity Tx.
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