Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

on parole man breaks
into jail violates his
parole...gets 15 years
Haiku # 46606, March 23, 2010 4:07 pm ET
by suckling off the brick teat
canoe capsizes
father and son swept downstream by
Delaware current

cruel fate dictates one
will live and the other not
son survives to grieve
Haiku # 46605, March 23, 2010 3:06 pm ET
by tragedy and heartbreak
yes, I over-react
a nice lesson in resentments
how would you be me

how would i be you?
we got to be ourselves, like us
or like us not,
Haiku # 46604, March 23, 2010 2:16 pm ET
by bs
.38 he digs special
but when does the guin go off
when you run out of

people to be mad
at in your own life, nixon dies
hunter went that way

a waste, he was
a master
Haiku # 46603, March 23, 2010 2:11 pm ET
by bs
I don't think that of
you all, just the ones who do
this lowering of self

in real life I just
walk away, flustered and I
know people are animals

four legs are better
than two so said old
George Orwell you know

Haiku # 46602, March 23, 2010 2:09 pm ET
by bs
lesser artists...no
excuse me "autists" who need
their own meds and the

room arranged in a
special way otherwise they
throw their small tantrums
Haiku # 46601, March 23, 2010 2:07 pm ET
by bs
ah the death threat, so
simple minded these "poets"
get when they get mad...

:)
Haiku # 46600, March 23, 2010 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
try something new and
stop being so defensive
add my threads to your

ideas
Haiku # 46599, March 23, 2010 2:03 pm ET
by bs
and who the hell are
you who thinks you own poems
poems own themselves
Haiku # 46598, March 23, 2010 2:03 pm ET
by bs
I think you all here
are like most, people who like
your little patterns

of life, you think you
think but when challenged cry wolf
and then get bitten
Haiku # 46597, March 23, 2010 2:02 pm ET
by bs
I'm sure some of you
are seen as shits by someone
for no good reason

not my problem
Haiku # 46596, March 23, 2010 2:01 pm ET
by bs
to get used to a
person, rather than shallow
threats, then you might like

it's like vogon poetry
Haiku # 46595, March 23, 2010 2:01 pm ET
by bs
foggy blanket rolls
down into valley nestling
softly o'er our dreams
Haiku # 46594, March 23, 2010 8:44 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
bungee cord jumping
sans cord latest craze for those
teetering on brink
Haiku # 46593, March 23, 2010 7:54 am ET
by terminal velocity Tx.
cylinder clicking
in revolver the new form
of meds adjustment
Haiku # 46592, March 23, 2010 7:51 am ET
by .38 therapy
Trust me I've been there
A warning! Avoid comments
about this BS

He will rant and rave
page after page after page
It goes on for months
Haiku # 46591, March 23, 2010 6:41 am ET
by Just keep cool
Oh God shut him up
Endless drivel no one reads
Needs Psychiatry
Haiku # 46590, March 23, 2010 3:49 am ET
by Skip past fast.
I try to be a
shocking jerk with a belief
in letting it out

because I think the
whole new age thing is wrong
if wish fullfillment

you must be real though
if people think you a fraud
and are offended
Haiku # 46589, March 23, 2010 12:54 am ET
by bs
I'd like to burn that
asshole who wrote the
book The Secret at

the stake, and if I
manifest this desire
long enough, I will thus

enjoy baked human
flesh of some new age corporate
charlatain
Haiku # 46588, March 22, 2010 1:56 pm ET
by bs
my thoughts are of death
but like the shedding of skin
to get to new life
Haiku # 46587, March 22, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on the last day lord
elric's trumpted sounded then
his sword ate his soul

so is this how it
shall end for us in the last
days, bring us the Beast

so the birds of the
air may feast on the captains
of the field of God
Haiku # 46586, March 22, 2010 1:40 pm ET
by bs
he said he masters
his own life through black magick
I more evil, pray

for him
Haiku # 46585, March 22, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by bs
hunter blew his brains
out long ago, but he finished
the job, 2005
Haiku # 46584, March 22, 2010 1:36 pm ET
by bs
the fleet street barber
mind you be careful when say...
"little off the top, please"

Haiku # 46583, March 22, 2010 1:34 pm ET
by bs
who am I but some
guy who gets on line and types
some words to this place
Haiku # 46582, March 22, 2010 1:32 pm ET
by bs
observation eyes
pulled out of face, can see more
cannibalized corpse
Haiku # 46581, March 22, 2010 1:28 pm ET
by bs
some grow old and die
their towns tombs, business closed
the great depressed sit

drooling on checkers
WATCHING THE CLOCK TILL THE EYES
go the way of mind

fortunes though lie in
the hands of the wise who have
not grown spirit old
Haiku # 46580, March 22, 2010 1:27 pm ET
by bs
some timeless haiku
jewels worthy adornment
for all occasions
Haiku # 46579, March 22, 2010 10:43 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
no harm sashaying
before mirror in haiku
clothes we've worn before
Haiku # 46578, March 22, 2010 10:39 am ET
by strut your stuff Sir William
sunshine disappeared
so swiftly was it ever
springtime for hitler
Haiku # 46577, March 22, 2010 10:11 am ET
by Kofi Sarfo of London
Sweet gentle raindrops
So softly it touches me
Floating not falling

Anointing with life
Whispering serenity
Rain as soft as light

Spring like a soft song
Silently crept up the trees
Filling eyes with sound

Tall trees full of life
Laying on my back staring
Beauty spread herself

The warm sun shines down
Awakening Butterflies
Misty warm green grass

Memories call me
Autumn smells of burning leaves
Sweet fragrant odors

Dark woven leafless
Black lase on a silver screen Trees in the twilight

Yes I know i have put these up before but! What the hell.
Haiku # 46576, March 22, 2010 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress of Four seasons.
weary warriors
of Bad Haiku drop to rest
and collect themselves
Haiku # 46575, March 21, 2010 10:15 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
hovering presence
our ancestors move around
and through our actions
Haiku # 46574, March 21, 2010 10:12 pm ET
by interconnection/interbeing
to our delight spring
alights unfettered by fierce
lion of winter
Haiku # 46573, March 21, 2010 9:04 pm ET
by 75F and sunny
dust choking air and
tumbleweed moves through shuttered
ghost town...Bad Haiku
Haiku # 46572, March 21, 2010 9:00 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
March Madness augue
symptoms of total despair
or pure ecstasy
Haiku # 46571, March 20, 2010 5:41 pm ET
by Bracketology M.D.
dawn on horizon
gray stirrings beyond stone wall
a flash of squirrel
Haiku # 46570, March 20, 2010 6:39 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
wherever the did
happen on your spent
cum n go
Haiku # 46569, March 20, 2010 3:35 am ET
by should have known..did
Alzheimer cancer
heart attack car crash O.D.
name your tsunami
Haiku # 46568, March 19, 2010 10:41 pm ET
by make no mistake IT is coming
when the "tsunami"
breaks over you will you be
prepared to face it
Haiku # 46567, March 19, 2010 10:37 pm ET
by make no mistake IT is coming
past her bedtime
curled fetal in recliner
TV and lights on
Haiku # 46566, March 19, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by tuck mum into bed
mom's dilemma was
her wish for panties worn
over Depends..not goood!!
Haiku # 46565, March 19, 2010 3:34 pm ET
by cleaning up mummys mess
Always endeavour
To shit in the toilet pan
and not in your pants
Haiku # 46564, March 18, 2010 6:36 pm ET
by J of L
Alaskan wolfpack
take down female jogger is
it fate? or bad luck?
Haiku # 46563, March 18, 2010 3:55 pm ET
by never know when you time is up of deja vu all over again
beyond sandy beach
dune grass waves the alluring
temptress beckons
Haiku # 46562, March 18, 2010 11:14 am ET
by Haiku half-wit in Cape Cod
diet, excercise
but regimen can't stop planes
with your name on it
Haiku # 46561, March 18, 2010 10:11 am ET
by vince of fate
polvo mas fino
que mis lagrimas mueven
en mi corazon
Haiku # 46560, March 17, 2010 10:16 pm ET
by corazon roto
beach jogger struck by
plane making emergency
landing...bad luck?...fate?
Haiku # 46559, March 17, 2010 6:00 pm ET
by you never know when your time is up
brazen thuggery
the gangstas of Wall St. with
delusions of right

amoral climate
they reap/rape bonuses all
the while Rome burns
Haiku # 46558, March 16, 2010 11:30 pm ET
by white collar insanity
dentist subbed paper
clips in lieu of steel posts for
root canals..for real!!!
Haiku # 46557, March 16, 2010 6:33 pm ET
by another medicaid defrauder
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