Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

Oh God shut him up
Endless drivel no one reads
Needs Psychiatry
Haiku # 46590, March 23, 2010 3:49 am ET
by Skip past fast.
I try to be a
shocking jerk with a belief
in letting it out

because I think the
whole new age thing is wrong
if wish fullfillment

you must be real though
if people think you a fraud
and are offended
Haiku # 46589, March 23, 2010 12:54 am ET
by bs
I'd like to burn that
asshole who wrote the
book The Secret at

the stake, and if I
manifest this desire
long enough, I will thus

enjoy baked human
flesh of some new age corporate
charlatain
Haiku # 46588, March 22, 2010 1:56 pm ET
by bs
my thoughts are of death
but like the shedding of skin
to get to new life
Haiku # 46587, March 22, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on the last day lord
elric's trumpted sounded then
his sword ate his soul

so is this how it
shall end for us in the last
days, bring us the Beast

so the birds of the
air may feast on the captains
of the field of God
Haiku # 46586, March 22, 2010 1:40 pm ET
by bs
he said he masters
his own life through black magick
I more evil, pray

for him
Haiku # 46585, March 22, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by bs
hunter blew his brains
out long ago, but he finished
the job, 2005
Haiku # 46584, March 22, 2010 1:36 pm ET
by bs
the fleet street barber
mind you be careful when say...
"little off the top, please"

Haiku # 46583, March 22, 2010 1:34 pm ET
by bs
who am I but some
guy who gets on line and types
some words to this place
Haiku # 46582, March 22, 2010 1:32 pm ET
by bs
observation eyes
pulled out of face, can see more
cannibalized corpse
Haiku # 46581, March 22, 2010 1:28 pm ET
by bs
some grow old and die
their towns tombs, business closed
the great depressed sit

drooling on checkers
WATCHING THE CLOCK TILL THE EYES
go the way of mind

fortunes though lie in
the hands of the wise who have
not grown spirit old
Haiku # 46580, March 22, 2010 1:27 pm ET
by bs
some timeless haiku
jewels worthy adornment
for all occasions
Haiku # 46579, March 22, 2010 10:43 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
no harm sashaying
before mirror in haiku
clothes we've worn before
Haiku # 46578, March 22, 2010 10:39 am ET
by strut your stuff Sir William
sunshine disappeared
so swiftly was it ever
springtime for hitler
Haiku # 46577, March 22, 2010 10:11 am ET
by Kofi Sarfo of London
Sweet gentle raindrops
So softly it touches me
Floating not falling

Anointing with life
Whispering serenity
Rain as soft as light

Spring like a soft song
Silently crept up the trees
Filling eyes with sound

Tall trees full of life
Laying on my back staring
Beauty spread herself

The warm sun shines down
Awakening Butterflies
Misty warm green grass

Memories call me
Autumn smells of burning leaves
Sweet fragrant odors

Dark woven leafless
Black lase on a silver screen Trees in the twilight

Yes I know i have put these up before but! What the hell.
Haiku # 46576, March 22, 2010 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress of Four seasons.
weary warriors
of Bad Haiku drop to rest
and collect themselves
Haiku # 46575, March 21, 2010 10:15 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
hovering presence
our ancestors move around
and through our actions
Haiku # 46574, March 21, 2010 10:12 pm ET
by interconnection/interbeing
to our delight spring
alights unfettered by fierce
lion of winter
Haiku # 46573, March 21, 2010 9:04 pm ET
by 75F and sunny
dust choking air and
tumbleweed moves through shuttered
ghost town...Bad Haiku
Haiku # 46572, March 21, 2010 9:00 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
March Madness augue
symptoms of total despair
or pure ecstasy
Haiku # 46571, March 20, 2010 5:41 pm ET
by Bracketology M.D.
dawn on horizon
gray stirrings beyond stone wall
a flash of squirrel
Haiku # 46570, March 20, 2010 6:39 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
wherever the did
happen on your spent
cum n go
Haiku # 46569, March 20, 2010 3:35 am ET
by should have known..did
Alzheimer cancer
heart attack car crash O.D.
name your tsunami
Haiku # 46568, March 19, 2010 10:41 pm ET
by make no mistake IT is coming
when the "tsunami"
breaks over you will you be
prepared to face it
Haiku # 46567, March 19, 2010 10:37 pm ET
by make no mistake IT is coming
past her bedtime
curled fetal in recliner
TV and lights on
Haiku # 46566, March 19, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by tuck mum into bed
mom's dilemma was
her wish for panties worn
over Depends..not goood!!
Haiku # 46565, March 19, 2010 3:34 pm ET
by cleaning up mummys mess
Always endeavour
To shit in the toilet pan
and not in your pants
Haiku # 46564, March 18, 2010 6:36 pm ET
by J of L
Alaskan wolfpack
take down female jogger is
it fate? or bad luck?
Haiku # 46563, March 18, 2010 3:55 pm ET
by never know when you time is up of deja vu all over again
beyond sandy beach
dune grass waves the alluring
temptress beckons
Haiku # 46562, March 18, 2010 11:14 am ET
by Haiku half-wit in Cape Cod
diet, excercise
but regimen can't stop planes
with your name on it
Haiku # 46561, March 18, 2010 10:11 am ET
by vince of fate
polvo mas fino
que mis lagrimas mueven
en mi corazon
Haiku # 46560, March 17, 2010 10:16 pm ET
by corazon roto
beach jogger struck by
plane making emergency
landing...bad luck?...fate?
Haiku # 46559, March 17, 2010 6:00 pm ET
by you never know when your time is up
brazen thuggery
the gangstas of Wall St. with
delusions of right

amoral climate
they reap/rape bonuses all
the while Rome burns
Haiku # 46558, March 16, 2010 11:30 pm ET
by white collar insanity
dentist subbed paper
clips in lieu of steel posts for
root canals..for real!!!
Haiku # 46557, March 16, 2010 6:33 pm ET
by another medicaid defrauder
Ping Ping is dead all
twenty-six inches of him
now three feet under
Haiku # 46556, March 16, 2010 12:41 pm ET
by tribute to shortest man of the world
eighty-three year old
breaks nose/ribs of ninety-nine
year old.."Now, now boys!"
Haiku # 46555, March 16, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by geriatric assault
forgotten berries
within prickly-sheltered boughs
bleed to earth's embrace
Haiku # 46554, March 16, 2010 12:32 pm ET
by getting it right of Haiku half-wit
forgotten berries
within prickly sheltered bows
bleed to earth's embrace
Haiku # 46553, March 16, 2010 7:19 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
a wise man once said:
"beauty is...the beginning
of terror."
Haiku # 46552, March 16, 2010 2:37 am ET
by liza
provoke the silence
listen to its melody
let it guide you home
Haiku # 46551, March 16, 2010 12:00 am ET
by tim gallegos of ventura, ca
folly is the mind
constructed like a prison;
silent we must keep..
Haiku # 46550, March 15, 2010 11:56 pm ET
by tim gallegos of ventura, ca
uninvited guest
flood waters lap at neighbors'
doorway and enter
Haiku # 46549, March 14, 2010 5:50 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
uninvited guest
flood waters lap at neighbors doorway and enter
Haiku # 46548, March 14, 2010 5:49 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
once lazy river
now swollen and angry a
roiling behemoth
Haiku # 46547, March 14, 2010 5:45 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
stomach aches so much
burrito too big for me
suck on that and suck this bitch
Haiku # 46546, March 13, 2010 10:31 pm ET
by sonny badwin of dallas
attached at the hip
she posited but at love's
end...separate paths
Haiku # 46545, March 12, 2010 8:59 am ET
by conjoined we were not
he fed the monster
and watched it grow from doubt to
absolute terror
Haiku # 46544, March 12, 2010 8:42 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I have heard many
things about "the end" and we
feed fears on those thoughts
Haiku # 46543, March 12, 2010 8:37 am ET
by so why by priuses?
Each Ten Thousand Years
The Earth switches Poles North South
We are due one Now!

Whilst this happens Earths magnetic protection will disappear until it settles. You had better pray that we do not get many Solar flairs or Mankind will be wiped out by Radiation. Now that's something for Homeland Security to Panic about.
Haiku # 46542, March 12, 2010 4:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vicks vapor rub...cloth
of flannel and mom's soothing
touch..comforting me
Haiku # 46541, March 12, 2010 12:11 am ET
by childhood memories
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