Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
once lazy river
now swollen and angry a
roiling behemoth
Haiku # 46547 March 14, 2010 5:45 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
stomach aches so much
burrito too big for me
suck on that and suck this bitch
Haiku # 46546 March 13, 2010 10:31 pm ET
by sonny badwin of dallas
attached at the hip
she posited but at love's
end...separate paths
Haiku # 46545 March 12, 2010 8:59 am ET
by conjoined we were not
he fed the monster
and watched it grow from doubt to
absolute terror
Haiku # 46544 March 12, 2010 8:42 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I have heard many
things about "the end" and we
feed fears on those thoughts
Haiku # 46543 March 12, 2010 8:37 am ET
by so why by priuses?
Each Ten Thousand Years
The Earth switches Poles North South
We are due one Now!

Whilst this happens Earths magnetic protection will disappear until it settles. You had better pray that we do not get many Solar flairs or Mankind will be wiped out by Radiation. Now that's something for Homeland Security to Panic about.
Haiku # 46542 March 12, 2010 4:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vicks vapor rub...cloth
of flannel and mom's soothing
touch..comforting me
Haiku # 46541 March 12, 2010 12:11 am ET
by childhood memories
is it me or does
Mother Earth's tremors appear
to be increasing
Haiku # 46540 March 11, 2010 11:58 pm ET
by Gaia agita
Latin phrases tossed
into haiku salad add
zest flavorings
Haiku # 46539 March 11, 2010 10:33 am ET
by classical learning curves
Latin word that means
Bought back or revisited
That word is "Redux"
Haiku # 46538 March 11, 2010 4:29 am ET
by In case you were wondering?
plastic lightsabers
flights into space, us vs the
Death Star and vader
Haiku # 46537 March 11, 2010 1:33 am ET
by mystery
sticks for rifles and
cardboard box forts voila
old western redux
Haiku # 46536 March 10, 2010 6:12 pm ET
by back in the day of Fort Apache
I hope we all get
back that love of making new
things, remembering play
Haiku # 46535 March 9, 2010 11:17 pm ET
by schmuck
childrens' art adorns
exhibit walls 'midst budding
artists proud beaming
Haiku # 46534 March 9, 2010 8:15 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
unified against
"a common foe" when one could
just keep writing words
Haiku # 46533 March 9, 2010 11:54 am ET
by bs
the danger is of
course thinking that a person
does not change but stays
Haiku # 46532 March 9, 2010 11:53 am ET
by bs
drink quietly the
murderous baboon paces
with bad intentions
Haiku # 46531 March 9, 2010 10:28 am ET
by marlin perkins
haiku water hole
attracts all gods' creatures from
benign to troubled breeds
Haiku # 46530 March 9, 2010 10:22 am ET
by marlin perkins of wild kingdom
Oh Hell. Black Sheep's back
Reams of self pity and insults
Prepare to skip past.
Haiku # 46529 March 9, 2010 6:38 am ET
by I may leave for a few Months.
I will see this place
as the place I express my
dark side in total

frustration when I
began years ago on a high
of spiritual grace
Haiku # 46528 March 9, 2010 1:28 am ET
by black sheep
some have contempt for
my thoughts and I want to beat
them in the head for

their censoring snobbish
narrow minded little minds
their liberal push outs
Haiku # 46527 March 9, 2010 1:26 am ET
by black sheep
who cares who will care
the years have come and gone and
some can fuck themselves
Haiku # 46526 March 9, 2010 1:24 am ET
by black sheep
can you help but think:
"how can one contemplate all?"
yet, before the fall
Haiku # 46525 March 8, 2010 10:52 pm ET
by dwigt of Denmark
tender buds peeking
through an icy glaze seeking
solace from above
Haiku # 46524 March 8, 2010 8:27 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
spirits lifted by
degrees as equinox looms
on the horizon
Haiku # 46523 March 8, 2010 8:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
now he understood
why recorders were banned from
the lecture center
Haiku # 46522 March 7, 2010 8:41 am ET
by caveat gibberish
frumpish professor's
meandering discourse like
he's speaking in tongues
Haiku # 46521 March 7, 2010 8:38 am ET
by translator please!
let there be love and
hate like the heads or tails that
flip and fall like leaves
Haiku # 46520 March 6, 2010 3:58 am ET
by wretch weaver
Better to have loved.
No matter the cost or pain.
Far better than not.
Haiku # 46519 March 5, 2010 3:29 pm ET
by Lonliness is Much Worse
life is connection
and disconnection but in
unity find peace
Haiku # 46518 March 5, 2010 2:54 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
gratitude sprouts from
seeds sown by heartfelt
sharing and knowing
Haiku # 46517 March 5, 2010 2:52 pm ET
by walking the path together
wake at four am
And get to bed at Midnight
for those five long years

Until i collapsed and had a stroke from Exhaustion.
Haiku # 46516 March 5, 2010 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nothing can I know.
nursed my wife for five long years
Early Dementia

She was 42 when it started.
But life still goes on.
the Birds still sing, the sun shines
So endure we must
Haiku # 46515 March 5, 2010 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tetter-tottering
on point of when it's time for
ye olde nursing home
Haiku # 46514 March 5, 2010 12:07 pm ET
by heart-breaker decision
in throes of elder
care/dementia platitudes
don't ease the burden
Haiku # 46513 March 5, 2010 12:01 pm ET
by grinding out pragmatic issues
Death is not the end
Nor life the sole existence
Eternity calls.

Nothing disappears
Just evolves to something else
Like rebirth of Stars


Haiku # 46512 March 5, 2010 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
an old Eskimo
knows when it is time to go
just go with the floe
Haiku # 46511 March 4, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of dying w/ dignity in Nome, AK
kids of air traffic
controller cleared take-offs...what's
next kids run nuke plant?
Haiku # 46510 March 4, 2010 12:33 pm ET
by common sense just took off of JFK
Enron CEO
wishes retrial over
words.."honest service"
Haiku # 46509 March 4, 2010 11:44 am ET
by balls the size of WYOMING
China's dwarf theme park
a sign the apocalypses'
just around the bend
Haiku # 46508 March 4, 2010 11:38 am ET
by dwarf ballet doing Swan Lake of gone too far
Brakes needed bleeding.
Tried to find help pumping it.
Bought the "One Man" kit.
Haiku # 46507 March 4, 2010 12:11 am ET
by 5.99 at Auto Zone of It Worked!
Leader's toothy grin.
Promise salvation from want.
Fox in the hen house.
Haiku # 46506 March 3, 2010 12:03 pm ET
by Both Parties of Liars
ephemeral love
counterweight to Keatsian
ode to love etern'
Haiku # 46505 March 3, 2010 8:45 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
where once abashed tears
fed love's lost raging rill here
sere riverbed lies
Haiku # 46504 March 3, 2010 8:42 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
genius work Vince
Stands out like a bright beacon
amid the dull dross
Haiku # 46503 March 3, 2010 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
by any other name
One-handed Watusi a
solo job well done
Haiku # 46502 March 2, 2010 9:44 pm ET
by Prizzum Jizzum
No sex for the night?
try sex with someone you love
Five knuckle-shuffle
Haiku # 46501 March 2, 2010 9:19 pm ET
by J of L
Life mirrors loo roll
Only when it is ending
You value it's length
Haiku # 46500 March 2, 2010 9:17 pm ET
by J of L
no sex for the night
we sleep by dying embers
and trade them for dreams
Haiku # 46499 March 2, 2010 9:17 pm ET
by vince
Now, tis time to give
Birth to my nascent bolus
got the turtles head
Haiku # 46498 March 2, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by J of L