Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

tetter-tottering
on point of when it's time for
ye olde nursing home
Haiku # 46514, March 5, 2010 12:07 pm ET
by heart-breaker decision
in throes of elder
care/dementia platitudes
don't ease the burden
Haiku # 46513, March 5, 2010 12:01 pm ET
by grinding out pragmatic issues
Death is not the end
Nor life the sole existence
Eternity calls.

Nothing disappears
Just evolves to something else
Like rebirth of Stars


Haiku # 46512, March 5, 2010 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
an old Eskimo
knows when it is time to go
just go with the floe
Haiku # 46511, March 4, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of dying w/ dignity in Nome, AK
kids of air traffic
controller cleared take-offs...what's
next kids run nuke plant?
Haiku # 46510, March 4, 2010 12:33 pm ET
by common sense just took off of JFK
Enron CEO
wishes retrial over
words.."honest service"
Haiku # 46509, March 4, 2010 11:44 am ET
by balls the size of WYOMING
China's dwarf theme park
a sign the apocalypses'
just around the bend
Haiku # 46508, March 4, 2010 11:38 am ET
by dwarf ballet doing Swan Lake of gone too far
Brakes needed bleeding.
Tried to find help pumping it.
Bought the "One Man" kit.
Haiku # 46507, March 4, 2010 12:11 am ET
by 5.99 at Auto Zone of It Worked!
Leader's toothy grin.
Promise salvation from want.
Fox in the hen house.
Haiku # 46506, March 3, 2010 12:03 pm ET
by Both Parties of Liars
ephemeral love
counterweight to Keatsian
ode to love etern'
Haiku # 46505, March 3, 2010 8:45 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
where once abashed tears
fed love's lost raging rill here
sere riverbed lies
Haiku # 46504, March 3, 2010 8:42 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
genius work Vince
Stands out like a bright beacon
amid the dull dross
Haiku # 46503, March 3, 2010 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
by any other name
One-handed Watusi a
solo job well done
Haiku # 46502, March 2, 2010 9:44 pm ET
by Prizzum Jizzum
No sex for the night?
try sex with someone you love
Five knuckle-shuffle
Haiku # 46501, March 2, 2010 9:19 pm ET
by J of L
Life mirrors loo roll
Only when it is ending
You value it's length
Haiku # 46500, March 2, 2010 9:17 pm ET
by J of L
no sex for the night
we sleep by dying embers
and trade them for dreams
Haiku # 46499, March 2, 2010 9:17 pm ET
by vince
Now, tis time to give
Birth to my nascent bolus
got the turtles head
Haiku # 46498, March 2, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by J of L
Intellectual
Pretensions are not enough
Need angst and old cords
Haiku # 46497, March 2, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by J of L
No magic escape
The only way out is through
Time to emit poo
Haiku # 46496, March 2, 2010 9:07 pm ET
by J of L
Persistent, subtle
A dissociative fugue
Plus I need to poop
Haiku # 46495, March 2, 2010 9:04 pm ET
by J of L
Removed and replaced.
Operation Completed.
Riding smoothly now.
Haiku # 46494, March 2, 2010 6:44 pm ET
by Fresh Rotors and Calipers!
retirees bussed
to Chilean beach sadly
ALL swept out to sea
Haiku # 46493, March 2, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by tsunami blues redux of U neverknow
All the parts in hand.
Put the puzzle together.
Always leftovers.
Haiku # 46492, March 2, 2010 12:56 pm ET
by I Wonder Where This Was Supposed To Go
like tourists playing
in the surf not seeing the
tsunami coming
Haiku # 46491, March 2, 2010 10:16 am ET
by health care tsunami disaster
Boner is missing
Mike Seaver's sidekick, adrift
Find peace, anon.
Haiku # 46490, March 2, 2010 2:07 am ET
by Lush
But I have some skills.
I can do the work myself.
Six bill job for one.
Haiku # 46489, March 1, 2010 7:49 pm ET
by Silver Lining
Waited much too long.
Rotors and calipers now.
Procrastinator.
Haiku # 46488, March 1, 2010 7:44 pm ET
by Blame The Car
while on topic
Volvo demonic possessed
green coolant spewing
Haiku # 46487, March 1, 2010 7:42 pm ET
by get me an excorcist
Changing the brake pads.
Can't get the new shoes in there.
Want to burn it down.
Haiku # 46486, March 1, 2010 5:06 pm ET
by Fix Or Repair Daily
how foolish I was
first the SEX then the LIES and
then VIDEOTAPES
Haiku # 46485, March 1, 2010 12:30 pm ET
by so blinded by love that I could not see
beware of tattooed
woman with "forever and
always" on pelvis
Haiku # 46484, March 1, 2010 12:26 pm ET
by she is a heartbreaker
no solace to see
his "one true love" years later
on a porn website
Haiku # 46483, March 1, 2010 12:19 pm ET
by fucking in a ratty hotel of Milan, Italy
screaming fruitlessly
as he jams the breaks to stop
damn you Toyotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Haiku # 46482, March 1, 2010 10:31 am ET
by vince
compulsive abuse
cycles around the track of
infidelity

wearing blinders to
all the wreckage strewn about
and loves' hearts broken
Haiku # 46481, February 28, 2010 2:30 pm ET
by he/she can not stop
You have to be forced
to read it as a young child
As no adult would!

The god of love is asking people to Kill?
Haiku # 46480, February 28, 2010 5:43 am ET
by God save us from religion
The site Bad Haiku
Attracts more than it's fair share
of religious nutters
Haiku # 46479, February 28, 2010 5:39 am ET
by The Bible of has made them Mad!!!
Here, and then long gone.
Who will remember or care?
Fading memory.
Haiku # 46478, February 28, 2010 2:31 am ET
by Was I Even Here?
four haikus in two
minutes no small feat for a
Bostonian guy
Haiku # 46477, February 27, 2010 8:31 am ET
by tip o the hat to Vasquez
dream wretched weaver
of our lot cast from Eden
and Paradise Lost
Haiku # 46476, February 27, 2010 8:29 am ET
by dysharmonic convergence
he sits at Pesky's
Pole waiting for the ball that
always curves foul
Haiku # 46475, February 27, 2010 8:24 am ET
by Bosox fan of Fenway Park
all God's creatures wilt
under the mutating weight
of sun's gamma rays
Haiku # 46474, February 27, 2010 8:20 am ET
by excuse me your genes are split
we are no more than
brainy virus mutated
to the nth power
Haiku # 46473, February 27, 2010 8:17 am ET
by under the galactic microscope
"Bitter end is near!"
This cry fear of the unknown.
Afraid of the dark.
Haiku # 46472, February 27, 2010 1:57 am ET
by Mommy, Leave the Light On!
in the attempt to
be god we became monsters
we've reached a dead end

Haiku # 46471, February 27, 2010 1:14 am ET
by wretch weaver
No, we are not Gods.
Nor are we demon monsters.
Extremism talk.
Haiku # 46470, February 27, 2010 12:13 am ET
by Somewhere in between
we think we are gods
and that is why we are scum
slaves to our ego
Haiku # 46469, February 26, 2010 10:44 pm ET
by wretch weaver of animals are pure
Dogs play with Squirrels.
Koko the ape had a kitten.
Commonalities.
Haiku # 46468, February 26, 2010 9:59 pm ET
by Humans are Animals, Skippy... of There are many Grey Areas
Chameleon’s one-night
stand was successful. He slips
out undetected.
Haiku # 46467, February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
Your heat melts me, my
Eyes burn with passion. Mom said,
“Don’t stare at the sun.”
Haiku # 46466, February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
I read on the door:
“Depress lever to enter”
“You’re a stupid door.”
Haiku # 46465, February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
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