Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

Now, tis time to give
Birth to my nascent bolus
got the turtles head
Haiku # 46498, March 2, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by J of L
Intellectual
Pretensions are not enough
Need angst and old cords
Haiku # 46497, March 2, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by J of L
No magic escape
The only way out is through
Time to emit poo
Haiku # 46496, March 2, 2010 9:07 pm ET
by J of L
Persistent, subtle
A dissociative fugue
Plus I need to poop
Haiku # 46495, March 2, 2010 9:04 pm ET
by J of L
Removed and replaced.
Operation Completed.
Riding smoothly now.
Haiku # 46494, March 2, 2010 6:44 pm ET
by Fresh Rotors and Calipers!
retirees bussed
to Chilean beach sadly
ALL swept out to sea
Haiku # 46493, March 2, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by tsunami blues redux of U neverknow
All the parts in hand.
Put the puzzle together.
Always leftovers.
Haiku # 46492, March 2, 2010 12:56 pm ET
by I Wonder Where This Was Supposed To Go
like tourists playing
in the surf not seeing the
tsunami coming
Haiku # 46491, March 2, 2010 10:16 am ET
by health care tsunami disaster
Boner is missing
Mike Seaver's sidekick, adrift
Find peace, anon.
Haiku # 46490, March 2, 2010 2:07 am ET
by Lush
But I have some skills.
I can do the work myself.
Six bill job for one.
Haiku # 46489, March 1, 2010 7:49 pm ET
by Silver Lining
Waited much too long.
Rotors and calipers now.
Procrastinator.
Haiku # 46488, March 1, 2010 7:44 pm ET
by Blame The Car
while on topic
Volvo demonic possessed
green coolant spewing
Haiku # 46487, March 1, 2010 7:42 pm ET
by get me an excorcist
Changing the brake pads.
Can't get the new shoes in there.
Want to burn it down.
Haiku # 46486, March 1, 2010 5:06 pm ET
by Fix Or Repair Daily
how foolish I was
first the SEX then the LIES and
then VIDEOTAPES
Haiku # 46485, March 1, 2010 12:30 pm ET
by so blinded by love that I could not see
beware of tattooed
woman with "forever and
always" on pelvis
Haiku # 46484, March 1, 2010 12:26 pm ET
by she is a heartbreaker
no solace to see
his "one true love" years later
on a porn website
Haiku # 46483, March 1, 2010 12:19 pm ET
by fucking in a ratty hotel of Milan, Italy
screaming fruitlessly
as he jams the breaks to stop
damn you Toyotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Haiku # 46482, March 1, 2010 10:31 am ET
by vince
compulsive abuse
cycles around the track of
infidelity

wearing blinders to
all the wreckage strewn about
and loves' hearts broken
Haiku # 46481, February 28, 2010 2:30 pm ET
by he/she can not stop
You have to be forced
to read it as a young child
As no adult would!

The god of love is asking people to Kill?
Haiku # 46480, February 28, 2010 5:43 am ET
by God save us from religion
The site Bad Haiku
Attracts more than it's fair share
of religious nutters
Haiku # 46479, February 28, 2010 5:39 am ET
by The Bible of has made them Mad!!!
Here, and then long gone.
Who will remember or care?
Fading memory.
Haiku # 46478, February 28, 2010 2:31 am ET
by Was I Even Here?
four haikus in two
minutes no small feat for a
Bostonian guy
Haiku # 46477, February 27, 2010 8:31 am ET
by tip o the hat to Vasquez
dream wretched weaver
of our lot cast from Eden
and Paradise Lost
Haiku # 46476, February 27, 2010 8:29 am ET
by dysharmonic convergence
he sits at Pesky's
Pole waiting for the ball that
always curves foul
Haiku # 46475, February 27, 2010 8:24 am ET
by Bosox fan of Fenway Park
all God's creatures wilt
under the mutating weight
of sun's gamma rays
Haiku # 46474, February 27, 2010 8:20 am ET
by excuse me your genes are split
we are no more than
brainy virus mutated
to the nth power
Haiku # 46473, February 27, 2010 8:17 am ET
by under the galactic microscope
"Bitter end is near!"
This cry fear of the unknown.
Afraid of the dark.
Haiku # 46472, February 27, 2010 1:57 am ET
by Mommy, Leave the Light On!
in the attempt to
be god we became monsters
we've reached a dead end

Haiku # 46471, February 27, 2010 1:14 am ET
by wretch weaver
No, we are not Gods.
Nor are we demon monsters.
Extremism talk.
Haiku # 46470, February 27, 2010 12:13 am ET
by Somewhere in between
we think we are gods
and that is why we are scum
slaves to our ego
Haiku # 46469, February 26, 2010 10:44 pm ET
by wretch weaver of animals are pure
Dogs play with Squirrels.
Koko the ape had a kitten.
Commonalities.
Haiku # 46468, February 26, 2010 9:59 pm ET
by Humans are Animals, Skippy... of There are many Grey Areas
Chameleon’s one-night
stand was successful. He slips
out undetected.
Haiku # 46467, February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
Your heat melts me, my
Eyes burn with passion. Mom said,
“Don’t stare at the sun.”
Haiku # 46466, February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
I read on the door:
“Depress lever to enter”
“You’re a stupid door.”
Haiku # 46465, February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
“Breathing in cities
shortens your life.” Not breathing
shortens it more.
Haiku # 46464, February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
I love your plump lips
They taste like sweet strawberries
You are wicked fat.
Haiku # 46463, February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
Apex predator.
Should not be ashamed of it.
It is natural.
Haiku # 46462, February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Cats Play with Mice... of Inappropriate Guilt
loved Twilight Zone show
where two astronauts wind up
in alien zoo
Haiku # 46461, February 26, 2010 9:15 pm ET
by a taste of our own medicine
wild animals don't
imprison other creatures
that's man's vocation
Haiku # 46460, February 26, 2010 8:32 pm ET
by wretch weaver of people are stupid
We are all distinct.
Individualism.
All of us creatures.
Haiku # 46459, February 26, 2010 8:23 pm ET
by What is a Wild Animal? of Buzz Words
every now and
then animals remind us
what makes them distinct
Haiku # 46458, February 26, 2010 6:03 pm ET
by wild animals belong in the wild
we've bred dogs to be
compatible with humans
whales are quite different
Haiku # 46457, February 26, 2010 5:44 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Is a dog captive?
Some bad people abuse dogs.
Some call them best friends.
Haiku # 46456, February 26, 2010 4:58 pm ET
by Humans are Both Good and Bad of Some Animals Willingly Partner With Us.
documented fact
dolphin suicides during
their captivity
Haiku # 46455, February 26, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by See "The Cove" if you do not believe this
happy creatures thrive
in Sea World THE GREATEST LIE
SOLD TO HUMANKIND
Haiku # 46454, February 26, 2010 4:12 pm ET
by leave animals be in nature
in captivity
animals the paradigm
of stressful living
Haiku # 46453, February 26, 2010 4:05 pm ET
by apes want to be left alone
creatures out of sorts
yanked from their domain a sign
man over nature
Haiku # 46452, February 26, 2010 4:03 pm ET
by zoo hater
zoos are pure evil
man should get over himself
leave nature alone
Haiku # 46451, February 26, 2010 3:35 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Zoos help awareness.
Yes, there has been some abuse.
No, they aren't all bad.
Haiku # 46450, February 26, 2010 3:22 pm ET
by More Help Than Harm
Man is nature too.
Your "exploit" a lion's gnu.
Not that different.
Haiku # 46449, February 26, 2010 3:11 pm ET
by Not Ashamed of Nature of Natural Effing Selection, Stupid!
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