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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
No magic escape
The only way out is through
Time to emit poo
Haiku # 46496 March 2, 2010 9:07 pm ET
by J of L
Persistent, subtle
A dissociative fugue
Plus I need to poop
Haiku # 46495 March 2, 2010 9:04 pm ET
by J of L
Removed and replaced.
Operation Completed.
Riding smoothly now.
Haiku # 46494 March 2, 2010 6:44 pm ET
by Fresh Rotors and Calipers!
retirees bussed
to Chilean beach sadly
ALL swept out to sea
Haiku # 46493 March 2, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by tsunami blues redux of U neverknow
All the parts in hand.
Put the puzzle together.
Always leftovers.
Haiku # 46492 March 2, 2010 12:56 pm ET
by I Wonder Where This Was Supposed To Go
like tourists playing
in the surf not seeing the
tsunami coming
Haiku # 46491 March 2, 2010 10:16 am ET
by health care tsunami disaster
Boner is missing
Mike Seaver's sidekick, adrift
Find peace, anon.
Haiku # 46490 March 2, 2010 2:07 am ET
by Lush
But I have some skills.
I can do the work myself.
Six bill job for one.
Haiku # 46489 March 1, 2010 7:49 pm ET
by Silver Lining
Waited much too long.
Rotors and calipers now.
Procrastinator.
Haiku # 46488 March 1, 2010 7:44 pm ET
by Blame The Car
while on topic
Volvo demonic possessed
green coolant spewing
Haiku # 46487 March 1, 2010 7:42 pm ET
by get me an excorcist
Changing the brake pads.
Can't get the new shoes in there.
Want to burn it down.
Haiku # 46486 March 1, 2010 5:06 pm ET
by Fix Or Repair Daily
how foolish I was
first the SEX then the LIES and
then VIDEOTAPES
Haiku # 46485 March 1, 2010 12:30 pm ET
by so blinded by love that I could not see
beware of tattooed
woman with "forever and
always" on pelvis
Haiku # 46484 March 1, 2010 12:26 pm ET
by she is a heartbreaker
no solace to see
his "one true love" years later
on a porn website
Haiku # 46483 March 1, 2010 12:19 pm ET
by fucking in a ratty hotel of Milan, Italy
screaming fruitlessly
as he jams the breaks to stop
damn you Toyotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Haiku # 46482 March 1, 2010 10:31 am ET
by vince
compulsive abuse
cycles around the track of
infidelity

wearing blinders to
all the wreckage strewn about
and loves' hearts broken
Haiku # 46481 February 28, 2010 2:30 pm ET
by he/she can not stop
You have to be forced
to read it as a young child
As no adult would!

The god of love is asking people to Kill?
Haiku # 46480 February 28, 2010 5:43 am ET
by God save us from religion
The site Bad Haiku
Attracts more than it's fair share
of religious nutters
Haiku # 46479 February 28, 2010 5:39 am ET
by The Bible of has made them Mad!!!
Here, and then long gone.
Who will remember or care?
Fading memory.
Haiku # 46478 February 28, 2010 2:31 am ET
by Was I Even Here?
four haikus in two
minutes no small feat for a
Bostonian guy
Haiku # 46477 February 27, 2010 8:31 am ET
by tip o the hat to Vasquez
dream wretched weaver
of our lot cast from Eden
and Paradise Lost
Haiku # 46476 February 27, 2010 8:29 am ET
by dysharmonic convergence
he sits at Pesky's
Pole waiting for the ball that
always curves foul
Haiku # 46475 February 27, 2010 8:24 am ET
by Bosox fan of Fenway Park
all God's creatures wilt
under the mutating weight
of sun's gamma rays
Haiku # 46474 February 27, 2010 8:20 am ET
by excuse me your genes are split
we are no more than
brainy virus mutated
to the nth power
Haiku # 46473 February 27, 2010 8:17 am ET
by under the galactic microscope
"Bitter end is near!"
This cry fear of the unknown.
Afraid of the dark.
Haiku # 46472 February 27, 2010 1:57 am ET
by Mommy, Leave the Light On!
in the attempt to
be god we became monsters
we've reached a dead end

Haiku # 46471 February 27, 2010 1:14 am ET
by wretch weaver
No, we are not Gods.
Nor are we demon monsters.
Extremism talk.
Haiku # 46470 February 27, 2010 12:13 am ET
by Somewhere in between
we think we are gods
and that is why we are scum
slaves to our ego
Haiku # 46469 February 26, 2010 10:44 pm ET
by wretch weaver of animals are pure
Dogs play with Squirrels.
Koko the ape had a kitten.
Commonalities.
Haiku # 46468 February 26, 2010 9:59 pm ET
by Humans are Animals, Skippy... of There are many Grey Areas
Chameleon’s one-night
stand was successful. He slips
out undetected.
Haiku # 46467 February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
Your heat melts me, my
Eyes burn with passion. Mom said,
“Don’t stare at the sun.”
Haiku # 46466 February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
I read on the door:
“Depress lever to enter”
“You’re a stupid door.”
Haiku # 46465 February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
“Breathing in cities
shortens your life.” Not breathing
shortens it more.
Haiku # 46464 February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
I love your plump lips
They taste like sweet strawberries
You are wicked fat.
Haiku # 46463 February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
Apex predator.
Should not be ashamed of it.
It is natural.
Haiku # 46462 February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Cats Play with Mice... of Inappropriate Guilt
loved Twilight Zone show
where two astronauts wind up
in alien zoo
Haiku # 46461 February 26, 2010 9:15 pm ET
by a taste of our own medicine
wild animals don't
imprison other creatures
that's man's vocation
Haiku # 46460 February 26, 2010 8:32 pm ET
by wretch weaver of people are stupid
We are all distinct.
Individualism.
All of us creatures.
Haiku # 46459 February 26, 2010 8:23 pm ET
by What is a Wild Animal? of Buzz Words
every now and
then animals remind us
what makes them distinct
Haiku # 46458 February 26, 2010 6:03 pm ET
by wild animals belong in the wild
we've bred dogs to be
compatible with humans
whales are quite different
Haiku # 46457 February 26, 2010 5:44 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Is a dog captive?
Some bad people abuse dogs.
Some call them best friends.
Haiku # 46456 February 26, 2010 4:58 pm ET
by Humans are Both Good and Bad of Some Animals Willingly Partner With Us.
documented fact
dolphin suicides during
their captivity
Haiku # 46455 February 26, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by See "The Cove" if you do not believe this
happy creatures thrive
in Sea World THE GREATEST LIE
SOLD TO HUMANKIND
Haiku # 46454 February 26, 2010 4:12 pm ET
by leave animals be in nature
in captivity
animals the paradigm
of stressful living
Haiku # 46453 February 26, 2010 4:05 pm ET
by apes want to be left alone
creatures out of sorts
yanked from their domain a sign
man over nature
Haiku # 46452 February 26, 2010 4:03 pm ET
by zoo hater
zoos are pure evil
man should get over himself
leave nature alone
Haiku # 46451 February 26, 2010 3:35 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Zoos help awareness.
Yes, there has been some abuse.
No, they aren't all bad.
Haiku # 46450 February 26, 2010 3:22 pm ET
by More Help Than Harm
Man is nature too.
Your "exploit" a lion's gnu.
Not that different.
Haiku # 46449 February 26, 2010 3:11 pm ET
by Not Ashamed of Nature of Natural Effing Selection, Stupid!
man against nature
exploit everything for cash
people never change
Haiku # 46448 February 26, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by wretch weaver
frolicking with whales
orcas that is..is really
an oxymoron
Haiku # 46447 February 26, 2010 1:58 pm ET
by frolicking with killers0