But I have some skills.
I can do the work myself.
Six bill job for one.

Waited much too long.
Rotors and calipers now.
Procrastinator.

while on topic
Volvo demonic possessed
green coolant spewing

Changing the brake pads.
Can't get the new shoes in there.
Want to burn it down.

how foolish I was
first the SEX then the LIES and
then VIDEOTAPES

beware of tattooed
woman with "forever and
always" on pelvis

no solace to see
his "one true love" years later
on a porn website

screaming fruitlessly
as he jams the breaks to stop
damn you Toyotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

compulsive abuse
cycles around the track of
infidelity

wearing blinders to
all the wreckage strewn about
and loves' hearts broken

You have to be forced
to read it as a young child
As no adult would!

The god of love is asking people to Kill?

The site Bad Haiku
Attracts more than it's fair share
of religious nutters

Here, and then long gone.
Who will remember or care?
Fading memory.

four haikus in two
minutes no small feat for a
Bostonian guy

dream wretched weaver
of our lot cast from Eden
and Paradise Lost

he sits at Pesky's
Pole waiting for the ball that
always curves foul

all God's creatures wilt
under the mutating weight
of sun's gamma rays

we are no more than
brainy virus mutated
to the nth power

"Bitter end is near!"
This cry fear of the unknown.
Afraid of the dark.

in the attempt to
be god we became monsters
we've reached a dead end

No, we are not Gods.
Nor are we demon monsters.
Extremism talk.

we think we are gods
and that is why we are scum
slaves to our ego

Dogs play with Squirrels.
Koko the ape had a kitten.
Commonalities.

Chameleon’s one-night
stand was successful. He slips
out undetected.

Your heat melts me, my
Eyes burn with passion. Mom said,
“Don’t stare at the sun.”

I read on the door:
“Depress lever to enter”
“You’re a stupid door.”

“Breathing in cities
shortens your life.” Not breathing
shortens it more.

I love your plump lips
They taste like sweet strawberries
You are wicked fat.

Apex predator.
Should not be ashamed of it.
It is natural.

loved Twilight Zone show
where two astronauts wind up
in alien zoo

wild animals don't
imprison other creatures
that's man's vocation

We are all distinct.
Individualism.
All of us creatures.

every now and
then animals remind us
what makes them distinct

we've bred dogs to be
compatible with humans
whales are quite different

Is a dog captive?
Some bad people abuse dogs.
Some call them best friends.

documented fact
dolphin suicides during
their captivity

happy creatures thrive
in Sea World THE GREATEST LIE
SOLD TO HUMANKIND

in captivity
animals the paradigm
of stressful living

creatures out of sorts
yanked from their domain a sign
man over nature

zoos are pure evil
man should get over himself
leave nature alone

Zoos help awareness.
Yes, there has been some abuse.
No, they aren't all bad.

Man is nature too.
Your "exploit" a lion's gnu.
Not that different.

man against nature
exploit everything for cash
people never change

frolicking with whales
orcas that is..is really
an oxymoron

he stared at her 'cross
the pool with twelve thousand pounds
of bad intention

he packed heat and
a rocket in his pocket
double the pleasure

bumper sticker seen
on car..."Support Mental Health
or I will kill you'

he emptied his clip
into the target as he
shot his load in her

we say it loudly
we say it over again
we's schizophrenic

I always say truth.
Especially about that.
Shut up or I'll shoot.

We say it loudly.
We say it once and again.
Who are we kidding?