Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

Apex predator.
Should not be ashamed of it.
It is natural.
Haiku # 46462, February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Cats Play with Mice... of Inappropriate Guilt
loved Twilight Zone show
where two astronauts wind up
in alien zoo
Haiku # 46461, February 26, 2010 9:15 pm ET
by a taste of our own medicine
wild animals don't
imprison other creatures
that's man's vocation
Haiku # 46460, February 26, 2010 8:32 pm ET
by wretch weaver of people are stupid
We are all distinct.
Individualism.
All of us creatures.
Haiku # 46459, February 26, 2010 8:23 pm ET
by What is a Wild Animal? of Buzz Words
every now and
then animals remind us
what makes them distinct
Haiku # 46458, February 26, 2010 6:03 pm ET
by wild animals belong in the wild
we've bred dogs to be
compatible with humans
whales are quite different
Haiku # 46457, February 26, 2010 5:44 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Is a dog captive?
Some bad people abuse dogs.
Some call them best friends.
Haiku # 46456, February 26, 2010 4:58 pm ET
by Humans are Both Good and Bad of Some Animals Willingly Partner With Us.
documented fact
dolphin suicides during
their captivity
Haiku # 46455, February 26, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by See "The Cove" if you do not believe this
happy creatures thrive
in Sea World THE GREATEST LIE
SOLD TO HUMANKIND
Haiku # 46454, February 26, 2010 4:12 pm ET
by leave animals be in nature
in captivity
animals the paradigm
of stressful living
Haiku # 46453, February 26, 2010 4:05 pm ET
by apes want to be left alone
creatures out of sorts
yanked from their domain a sign
man over nature
Haiku # 46452, February 26, 2010 4:03 pm ET
by zoo hater
zoos are pure evil
man should get over himself
leave nature alone
Haiku # 46451, February 26, 2010 3:35 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Zoos help awareness.
Yes, there has been some abuse.
No, they aren't all bad.
Haiku # 46450, February 26, 2010 3:22 pm ET
by More Help Than Harm
Man is nature too.
Your "exploit" a lion's gnu.
Not that different.
Haiku # 46449, February 26, 2010 3:11 pm ET
by Not Ashamed of Nature of Natural Effing Selection, Stupid!
man against nature
exploit everything for cash
people never change
Haiku # 46448, February 26, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by wretch weaver
frolicking with whales
orcas that is..is really
an oxymoron
Haiku # 46447, February 26, 2010 1:58 pm ET
by frolicking with killers0
he stared at her 'cross
the pool with twelve thousand pounds
of bad intention
Haiku # 46446, February 26, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by the Orca Chronicles
he packed heat and
a rocket in his pocket
double the pleasure
Haiku # 46445, February 26, 2010 1:52 pm ET
by the Ron Jeremy story
bumper sticker seen
on car..."Support Mental Health
or I will kill you'
Haiku # 46444, February 26, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by mottos to live by
he emptied his clip
into the target as he
shot his load in her
Haiku # 46443, February 26, 2010 11:47 am ET
by no stereotypes here in Tucson shooting range
we say it loudly
we say it over again
we's schizophrenic
Haiku # 46442, February 26, 2010 11:43 am ET
by so full of WE
I always say truth.
Especially about that.
Shut up or I'll shoot.
Haiku # 46441, February 25, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by Buford T. Justice of Prowd Murkin
We say it loudly.
We say it once and again.
Who are we kidding?
Haiku # 46440, February 25, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by It really IS that big! Really it is!
I've a modest eight
inches and revolver so
drop the dick/gun shit
Haiku # 46439, February 25, 2010 5:53 pm ET
by stupid stereotypic analogies
dancing the mambo
in a pit of mambas is
not a good idea
Haiku # 46438, February 25, 2010 12:48 pm ET
by theme parks gone terribly wrong
wild animals
in captivity become
highly stressed creatures
Haiku # 46437, February 25, 2010 12:43 pm ET
by leave wild animals be
new kid's attraction
called "Cuddling with Pythons" it'll
take your breath away
Haiku # 46436, February 25, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by getting close to nature
kissing dolphins and
swimming with orcas what the
fuck have we become?!
Haiku # 46435, February 25, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by you call this being One with Nature?!
no joke that killer
orca's show called "Dining with
Shamu" it's so sick!
Haiku # 46434, February 25, 2010 12:34 pm ET
by Free Willy!
no guns needed in
the land of cuckolds they let
real men do the work
Haiku # 46433, February 25, 2010 8:50 am ET
by cum clean up my mess
Her Amiricans
Your Guns are a substitute
for a small penis

If you respond. you are just confirming the truth. Inadequate!!!!
Haiku # 46432, February 25, 2010 7:20 am ET
by No Gun needed here
i'm lolligagging
plotting to make you happy;
a fruitless venture
Haiku # 46431, February 25, 2010 4:18 am ET
by liza of optimism helps
note passed at work:
name, number, email, motel;
"call me beautiful".
Haiku # 46430, February 25, 2010 3:10 am ET
by liza of awkward come-ons
most excellent type
enthusiastic lively
swinging the saddle
Haiku # 46429, February 25, 2010 1:09 am ET
by giddeeeee up
still screwin your bam
baby I'm just asking sweet
patience in my eyes
Haiku # 46428, February 25, 2010 1:05 am ET
by shhhhhhhh
different clubs sweet
but it was love at first sight
up and down lightly
Haiku # 46427, February 25, 2010 1:03 am ET
by eat it pure
Pop a cap in it!
Eyball to eyball with it!
Show it who is boss!
Haiku # 46426, February 24, 2010 8:59 pm ET
by Better be a big pistol...
Ya, screw the whales!
They suck and so do dolphins!
Human people rule!
Haiku # 46425, February 24, 2010 8:46 pm ET
by Polar Bears are RIght Out! of Little Snow Seals are Tasty
Vote in November
Allow Orca handlers
to carry pistols
Haiku # 46424, February 24, 2010 8:42 pm ET
by Screw the Whales of Support Your Local Whale Trainer
Armed Society
A polite society.
Predators beware.
Haiku # 46423, February 24, 2010 8:38 pm ET
by Never Rob and Armed Man of Stand up to Bullies
the same orca killed
before..what now? a lethal
injection perhaps?
Haiku # 46422, February 24, 2010 5:34 pm ET
by sick society
orca kills trainer at
theme park..ADVICE just let the
fuckin' Orcas BE!
Haiku # 46421, February 24, 2010 5:32 pm ET
by theme park insanity
wretched weaver's bs**
is "bs" reincarnate..
new but not improved
Haiku # 46420, February 24, 2010 5:10 pm ET
by recycled **bull shit is still shit
squat down on my face
pretend that i'm a toilet
drown me with your love
Haiku # 46419, February 24, 2010 4:13 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Chinese expunge Zen
Buddhism like sand mandala
scattered to the winds
Haiku # 46418, February 24, 2010 3:19 pm ET
by Impermanent nature of things
thinning out human
species through disease and war
is nature's purging
Haiku # 46417, February 24, 2010 3:09 pm ET
by Robert Malthus was correct
civilization
and Dark Age a thin membrane
separates them, yes?

Haiku # 46416, February 24, 2010 2:40 pm ET
by the rise and fall of Americania
barricade the door
remember the Alamo
loaded and ready
Haiku # 46415, February 24, 2010 2:34 pm ET
by say hello to my little friends!!
if life is a dream
then there's no exit from this
damn f**king nightmare
Haiku # 46414, February 24, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by honey get my rifle
second amendment
right to bear arms and blow all
you suckers away!
Haiku # 46413, February 24, 2010 2:29 pm ET
by ready and waiting
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