Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

we think we are gods
and that is why we are scum
slaves to our ego
Haiku # 46469, February 26, 2010 10:44 pm ET
by wretch weaver of animals are pure
Dogs play with Squirrels.
Koko the ape had a kitten.
Commonalities.
Haiku # 46468, February 26, 2010 9:59 pm ET
by Humans are Animals, Skippy... of There are many Grey Areas
Chameleon’s one-night
stand was successful. He slips
out undetected.
Haiku # 46467, February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
Your heat melts me, my
Eyes burn with passion. Mom said,
“Don’t stare at the sun.”
Haiku # 46466, February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
I read on the door:
“Depress lever to enter”
“You’re a stupid door.”
Haiku # 46465, February 26, 2010 9:53 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
“Breathing in cities
shortens your life.” Not breathing
shortens it more.
Haiku # 46464, February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
I love your plump lips
They taste like sweet strawberries
You are wicked fat.
Haiku # 46463, February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
Apex predator.
Should not be ashamed of it.
It is natural.
Haiku # 46462, February 26, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Cats Play with Mice... of Inappropriate Guilt
loved Twilight Zone show
where two astronauts wind up
in alien zoo
Haiku # 46461, February 26, 2010 9:15 pm ET
by a taste of our own medicine
wild animals don't
imprison other creatures
that's man's vocation
Haiku # 46460, February 26, 2010 8:32 pm ET
by wretch weaver of people are stupid
We are all distinct.
Individualism.
All of us creatures.
Haiku # 46459, February 26, 2010 8:23 pm ET
by What is a Wild Animal? of Buzz Words
every now and
then animals remind us
what makes them distinct
Haiku # 46458, February 26, 2010 6:03 pm ET
by wild animals belong in the wild
we've bred dogs to be
compatible with humans
whales are quite different
Haiku # 46457, February 26, 2010 5:44 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Is a dog captive?
Some bad people abuse dogs.
Some call them best friends.
Haiku # 46456, February 26, 2010 4:58 pm ET
by Humans are Both Good and Bad of Some Animals Willingly Partner With Us.
documented fact
dolphin suicides during
their captivity
Haiku # 46455, February 26, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by See "The Cove" if you do not believe this
happy creatures thrive
in Sea World THE GREATEST LIE
SOLD TO HUMANKIND
Haiku # 46454, February 26, 2010 4:12 pm ET
by leave animals be in nature
in captivity
animals the paradigm
of stressful living
Haiku # 46453, February 26, 2010 4:05 pm ET
by apes want to be left alone
creatures out of sorts
yanked from their domain a sign
man over nature
Haiku # 46452, February 26, 2010 4:03 pm ET
by zoo hater
zoos are pure evil
man should get over himself
leave nature alone
Haiku # 46451, February 26, 2010 3:35 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Zoos help awareness.
Yes, there has been some abuse.
No, they aren't all bad.
Haiku # 46450, February 26, 2010 3:22 pm ET
by More Help Than Harm
Man is nature too.
Your "exploit" a lion's gnu.
Not that different.
Haiku # 46449, February 26, 2010 3:11 pm ET
by Not Ashamed of Nature of Natural Effing Selection, Stupid!
man against nature
exploit everything for cash
people never change
Haiku # 46448, February 26, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by wretch weaver
frolicking with whales
orcas that is..is really
an oxymoron
Haiku # 46447, February 26, 2010 1:58 pm ET
by frolicking with killers0
he stared at her 'cross
the pool with twelve thousand pounds
of bad intention
Haiku # 46446, February 26, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by the Orca Chronicles
he packed heat and
a rocket in his pocket
double the pleasure
Haiku # 46445, February 26, 2010 1:52 pm ET
by the Ron Jeremy story
bumper sticker seen
on car..."Support Mental Health
or I will kill you'
Haiku # 46444, February 26, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by mottos to live by
he emptied his clip
into the target as he
shot his load in her
Haiku # 46443, February 26, 2010 11:47 am ET
by no stereotypes here in Tucson shooting range
we say it loudly
we say it over again
we's schizophrenic
Haiku # 46442, February 26, 2010 11:43 am ET
by so full of WE
I always say truth.
Especially about that.
Shut up or I'll shoot.
Haiku # 46441, February 25, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by Buford T. Justice of Prowd Murkin
We say it loudly.
We say it once and again.
Who are we kidding?
Haiku # 46440, February 25, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by It really IS that big! Really it is!
I've a modest eight
inches and revolver so
drop the dick/gun shit
Haiku # 46439, February 25, 2010 5:53 pm ET
by stupid stereotypic analogies
dancing the mambo
in a pit of mambas is
not a good idea
Haiku # 46438, February 25, 2010 12:48 pm ET
by theme parks gone terribly wrong
wild animals
in captivity become
highly stressed creatures
Haiku # 46437, February 25, 2010 12:43 pm ET
by leave wild animals be
new kid's attraction
called "Cuddling with Pythons" it'll
take your breath away
Haiku # 46436, February 25, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by getting close to nature
kissing dolphins and
swimming with orcas what the
fuck have we become?!
Haiku # 46435, February 25, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by you call this being One with Nature?!
no joke that killer
orca's show called "Dining with
Shamu" it's so sick!
Haiku # 46434, February 25, 2010 12:34 pm ET
by Free Willy!
no guns needed in
the land of cuckolds they let
real men do the work
Haiku # 46433, February 25, 2010 8:50 am ET
by cum clean up my mess
Her Amiricans
Your Guns are a substitute
for a small penis

If you respond. you are just confirming the truth. Inadequate!!!!
Haiku # 46432, February 25, 2010 7:20 am ET
by No Gun needed here
i'm lolligagging
plotting to make you happy;
a fruitless venture
Haiku # 46431, February 25, 2010 4:18 am ET
by liza of optimism helps
note passed at work:
name, number, email, motel;
"call me beautiful".
Haiku # 46430, February 25, 2010 3:10 am ET
by liza of awkward come-ons
most excellent type
enthusiastic lively
swinging the saddle
Haiku # 46429, February 25, 2010 1:09 am ET
by giddeeeee up
still screwin your bam
baby I'm just asking sweet
patience in my eyes
Haiku # 46428, February 25, 2010 1:05 am ET
by shhhhhhhh
different clubs sweet
but it was love at first sight
up and down lightly
Haiku # 46427, February 25, 2010 1:03 am ET
by eat it pure
Pop a cap in it!
Eyball to eyball with it!
Show it who is boss!
Haiku # 46426, February 24, 2010 8:59 pm ET
by Better be a big pistol...
Ya, screw the whales!
They suck and so do dolphins!
Human people rule!
Haiku # 46425, February 24, 2010 8:46 pm ET
by Polar Bears are RIght Out! of Little Snow Seals are Tasty
Vote in November
Allow Orca handlers
to carry pistols
Haiku # 46424, February 24, 2010 8:42 pm ET
by Screw the Whales of Support Your Local Whale Trainer
Armed Society
A polite society.
Predators beware.
Haiku # 46423, February 24, 2010 8:38 pm ET
by Never Rob and Armed Man of Stand up to Bullies
the same orca killed
before..what now? a lethal
injection perhaps?
Haiku # 46422, February 24, 2010 5:34 pm ET
by sick society
orca kills trainer at
theme park..ADVICE just let the
fuckin' Orcas BE!
Haiku # 46421, February 24, 2010 5:32 pm ET
by theme park insanity
wretched weaver's bs**
is "bs" reincarnate..
new but not improved
Haiku # 46420, February 24, 2010 5:10 pm ET
by recycled **bull shit is still shit
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