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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
who cares who will care
the years have come and gone and
some can fuck themselves
Haiku # 46526 March 9, 2010 1:24 am ET
by black sheep
can you help but think:
"how can one contemplate all?"
yet, before the fall
Haiku # 46525 March 8, 2010 10:52 pm ET
by dwigt of Denmark
tender buds peeking
through an icy glaze seeking
solace from above
Haiku # 46524 March 8, 2010 8:27 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
spirits lifted by
degrees as equinox looms
on the horizon
Haiku # 46523 March 8, 2010 8:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
now he understood
why recorders were banned from
the lecture center
Haiku # 46522 March 7, 2010 8:41 am ET
by caveat gibberish
frumpish professor's
meandering discourse like
he's speaking in tongues
Haiku # 46521 March 7, 2010 8:38 am ET
by translator please!
let there be love and
hate like the heads or tails that
flip and fall like leaves
Haiku # 46520 March 6, 2010 3:58 am ET
by wretch weaver
Better to have loved.
No matter the cost or pain.
Far better than not.
Haiku # 46519 March 5, 2010 3:29 pm ET
by Lonliness is Much Worse
life is connection
and disconnection but in
unity find peace
Haiku # 46518 March 5, 2010 2:54 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
gratitude sprouts from
seeds sown by heartfelt
sharing and knowing
Haiku # 46517 March 5, 2010 2:52 pm ET
by walking the path together
wake at four am
And get to bed at Midnight
for those five long years

Until i collapsed and had a stroke from Exhaustion.
Haiku # 46516 March 5, 2010 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nothing can I know.
nursed my wife for five long years
Early Dementia

She was 42 when it started.
But life still goes on.
the Birds still sing, the sun shines
So endure we must
Haiku # 46515 March 5, 2010 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tetter-tottering
on point of when it's time for
ye olde nursing home
Haiku # 46514 March 5, 2010 12:07 pm ET
by heart-breaker decision
in throes of elder
care/dementia platitudes
don't ease the burden
Haiku # 46513 March 5, 2010 12:01 pm ET
by grinding out pragmatic issues
Death is not the end
Nor life the sole existence
Eternity calls.

Nothing disappears
Just evolves to something else
Like rebirth of Stars


Haiku # 46512 March 5, 2010 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
an old Eskimo
knows when it is time to go
just go with the floe
Haiku # 46511 March 4, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of dying w/ dignity in Nome, AK
kids of air traffic
controller cleared take-offs...what's
next kids run nuke plant?
Haiku # 46510 March 4, 2010 12:33 pm ET
by common sense just took off of JFK
Enron CEO
wishes retrial over
words.."honest service"
Haiku # 46509 March 4, 2010 11:44 am ET
by balls the size of WYOMING
China's dwarf theme park
a sign the apocalypses'
just around the bend
Haiku # 46508 March 4, 2010 11:38 am ET
by dwarf ballet doing Swan Lake of gone too far
Brakes needed bleeding.
Tried to find help pumping it.
Bought the "One Man" kit.
Haiku # 46507 March 4, 2010 12:11 am ET
by 5.99 at Auto Zone of It Worked!
Leader's toothy grin.
Promise salvation from want.
Fox in the hen house.
Haiku # 46506 March 3, 2010 12:03 pm ET
by Both Parties of Liars
ephemeral love
counterweight to Keatsian
ode to love etern'
Haiku # 46505 March 3, 2010 8:45 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
where once abashed tears
fed love's lost raging rill here
sere riverbed lies
Haiku # 46504 March 3, 2010 8:42 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
genius work Vince
Stands out like a bright beacon
amid the dull dross
Haiku # 46503 March 3, 2010 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
by any other name
One-handed Watusi a
solo job well done
Haiku # 46502 March 2, 2010 9:44 pm ET
by Prizzum Jizzum
No sex for the night?
try sex with someone you love
Five knuckle-shuffle
Haiku # 46501 March 2, 2010 9:19 pm ET
by J of L
Life mirrors loo roll
Only when it is ending
You value it's length
Haiku # 46500 March 2, 2010 9:17 pm ET
by J of L
no sex for the night
we sleep by dying embers
and trade them for dreams
Haiku # 46499 March 2, 2010 9:17 pm ET
by vince
Now, tis time to give
Birth to my nascent bolus
got the turtles head
Haiku # 46498 March 2, 2010 9:13 pm ET
by J of L
Intellectual
Pretensions are not enough
Need angst and old cords
Haiku # 46497 March 2, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by J of L
No magic escape
The only way out is through
Time to emit poo
Haiku # 46496 March 2, 2010 9:07 pm ET
by J of L
Persistent, subtle
A dissociative fugue
Plus I need to poop
Haiku # 46495 March 2, 2010 9:04 pm ET
by J of L
Removed and replaced.
Operation Completed.
Riding smoothly now.
Haiku # 46494 March 2, 2010 6:44 pm ET
by Fresh Rotors and Calipers!
retirees bussed
to Chilean beach sadly
ALL swept out to sea
Haiku # 46493 March 2, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by tsunami blues redux of U neverknow
All the parts in hand.
Put the puzzle together.
Always leftovers.
Haiku # 46492 March 2, 2010 12:56 pm ET
by I Wonder Where This Was Supposed To Go
like tourists playing
in the surf not seeing the
tsunami coming
Haiku # 46491 March 2, 2010 10:16 am ET
by health care tsunami disaster
Boner is missing
Mike Seaver's sidekick, adrift
Find peace, anon.
Haiku # 46490 March 2, 2010 2:07 am ET
by Lush
But I have some skills.
I can do the work myself.
Six bill job for one.
Haiku # 46489 March 1, 2010 7:49 pm ET
by Silver Lining
Waited much too long.
Rotors and calipers now.
Procrastinator.
Haiku # 46488 March 1, 2010 7:44 pm ET
by Blame The Car
while on topic
Volvo demonic possessed
green coolant spewing
Haiku # 46487 March 1, 2010 7:42 pm ET
by get me an excorcist
Changing the brake pads.
Can't get the new shoes in there.
Want to burn it down.
Haiku # 46486 March 1, 2010 5:06 pm ET
by Fix Or Repair Daily
how foolish I was
first the SEX then the LIES and
then VIDEOTAPES
Haiku # 46485 March 1, 2010 12:30 pm ET
by so blinded by love that I could not see
beware of tattooed
woman with "forever and
always" on pelvis
Haiku # 46484 March 1, 2010 12:26 pm ET
by she is a heartbreaker
no solace to see
his "one true love" years later
on a porn website
Haiku # 46483 March 1, 2010 12:19 pm ET
by fucking in a ratty hotel of Milan, Italy
screaming fruitlessly
as he jams the breaks to stop
damn you Toyotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Haiku # 46482 March 1, 2010 10:31 am ET
by vince
compulsive abuse
cycles around the track of
infidelity

wearing blinders to
all the wreckage strewn about
and loves' hearts broken
Haiku # 46481 February 28, 2010 2:30 pm ET
by he/she can not stop
You have to be forced
to read it as a young child
As no adult would!

The god of love is asking people to Kill?
Haiku # 46480 February 28, 2010 5:43 am ET
by God save us from religion
The site Bad Haiku
Attracts more than it's fair share
of religious nutters
Haiku # 46479 February 28, 2010 5:39 am ET
by The Bible of has made them Mad!!!
Here, and then long gone.
Who will remember or care?
Fading memory.
Haiku # 46478 February 28, 2010 2:31 am ET
by Was I Even Here?
four haikus in two
minutes no small feat for a
Bostonian guy
Haiku # 46477 February 27, 2010 8:31 am ET
by tip o the hat to Vasquez