Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
wherever the did
happen on your spent
cum n go
Haiku # 46569 March 20, 2010 3:35 am ET
by should have known..did
Alzheimer cancer
heart attack car crash O.D.
name your tsunami
Haiku # 46568 March 19, 2010 10:41 pm ET
by make no mistake IT is coming
when the "tsunami"
breaks over you will you be
prepared to face it
Haiku # 46567 March 19, 2010 10:37 pm ET
by make no mistake IT is coming
past her bedtime
curled fetal in recliner
TV and lights on
Haiku # 46566 March 19, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by tuck mum into bed
mom's dilemma was
her wish for panties worn
over Depends..not goood!!
Haiku # 46565 March 19, 2010 3:34 pm ET
by cleaning up mummys mess
Always endeavour
To shit in the toilet pan
and not in your pants
Haiku # 46564 March 18, 2010 6:36 pm ET
by J of L
Alaskan wolfpack
take down female jogger is
it fate? or bad luck?
Haiku # 46563 March 18, 2010 3:55 pm ET
by never know when you time is up of deja vu all over again
beyond sandy beach
dune grass waves the alluring
temptress beckons
Haiku # 46562 March 18, 2010 11:14 am ET
by Haiku half-wit in Cape Cod
diet, excercise
but regimen can't stop planes
with your name on it
Haiku # 46561 March 18, 2010 10:11 am ET
by vince of fate
polvo mas fino
que mis lagrimas mueven
en mi corazon
Haiku # 46560 March 17, 2010 10:16 pm ET
by corazon roto
beach jogger struck by
plane making emergency
landing...bad luck?...fate?
Haiku # 46559 March 17, 2010 6:00 pm ET
by you never know when your time is up
brazen thuggery
the gangstas of Wall St. with
delusions of right

amoral climate
they reap/rape bonuses all
the while Rome burns
Haiku # 46558 March 16, 2010 11:30 pm ET
by white collar insanity
dentist subbed paper
clips in lieu of steel posts for
root canals..for real!!!
Haiku # 46557 March 16, 2010 6:33 pm ET
by another medicaid defrauder
Ping Ping is dead all
twenty-six inches of him
now three feet under
Haiku # 46556 March 16, 2010 12:41 pm ET
by tribute to shortest man of the world
eighty-three year old
breaks nose/ribs of ninety-nine
year old.."Now, now boys!"
Haiku # 46555 March 16, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by geriatric assault
forgotten berries
within prickly-sheltered boughs
bleed to earth's embrace
Haiku # 46554 March 16, 2010 12:32 pm ET
by getting it right of Haiku half-wit
forgotten berries
within prickly sheltered bows
bleed to earth's embrace
Haiku # 46553 March 16, 2010 7:19 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
a wise man once said:
"beauty is...the beginning
of terror."
Haiku # 46552 March 16, 2010 2:37 am ET
by liza
provoke the silence
listen to its melody
let it guide you home
Haiku # 46551 March 16, 2010 12:00 am ET
by tim gallegos of ventura, ca
folly is the mind
constructed like a prison;
silent we must keep..
Haiku # 46550 March 15, 2010 11:56 pm ET
by tim gallegos of ventura, ca
uninvited guest
flood waters lap at neighbors'
doorway and enter
Haiku # 46549 March 14, 2010 5:50 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
uninvited guest
flood waters lap at neighbors doorway and enter
Haiku # 46548 March 14, 2010 5:49 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
once lazy river
now swollen and angry a
roiling behemoth
Haiku # 46547 March 14, 2010 5:45 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
stomach aches so much
burrito too big for me
suck on that and suck this bitch
Haiku # 46546 March 13, 2010 10:31 pm ET
by sonny badwin of dallas
attached at the hip
she posited but at love's
end...separate paths
Haiku # 46545 March 12, 2010 8:59 am ET
by conjoined we were not
he fed the monster
and watched it grow from doubt to
absolute terror
Haiku # 46544 March 12, 2010 8:42 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I have heard many
things about "the end" and we
feed fears on those thoughts
Haiku # 46543 March 12, 2010 8:37 am ET
by so why by priuses?
Each Ten Thousand Years
The Earth switches Poles North South
We are due one Now!

Whilst this happens Earths magnetic protection will disappear until it settles. You had better pray that we do not get many Solar flairs or Mankind will be wiped out by Radiation. Now that's something for Homeland Security to Panic about.
Haiku # 46542 March 12, 2010 4:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vicks vapor rub...cloth
of flannel and mom's soothing
touch..comforting me
Haiku # 46541 March 12, 2010 12:11 am ET
by childhood memories
is it me or does
Mother Earth's tremors appear
to be increasing
Haiku # 46540 March 11, 2010 11:58 pm ET
by Gaia agita
Latin phrases tossed
into haiku salad add
zest flavorings
Haiku # 46539 March 11, 2010 10:33 am ET
by classical learning curves
Latin word that means
Bought back or revisited
That word is "Redux"
Haiku # 46538 March 11, 2010 4:29 am ET
by In case you were wondering?
plastic lightsabers
flights into space, us vs the
Death Star and vader
Haiku # 46537 March 11, 2010 1:33 am ET
by mystery
sticks for rifles and
cardboard box forts voila
old western redux
Haiku # 46536 March 10, 2010 6:12 pm ET
by back in the day of Fort Apache
I hope we all get
back that love of making new
things, remembering play
Haiku # 46535 March 9, 2010 11:17 pm ET
by schmuck
childrens' art adorns
exhibit walls 'midst budding
artists proud beaming
Haiku # 46534 March 9, 2010 8:15 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
unified against
"a common foe" when one could
just keep writing words
Haiku # 46533 March 9, 2010 11:54 am ET
by bs
the danger is of
course thinking that a person
does not change but stays
Haiku # 46532 March 9, 2010 11:53 am ET
by bs
drink quietly the
murderous baboon paces
with bad intentions
Haiku # 46531 March 9, 2010 10:28 am ET
by marlin perkins
haiku water hole
attracts all gods' creatures from
benign to troubled breeds
Haiku # 46530 March 9, 2010 10:22 am ET
by marlin perkins of wild kingdom
Oh Hell. Black Sheep's back
Reams of self pity and insults
Prepare to skip past.
Haiku # 46529 March 9, 2010 6:38 am ET
by I may leave for a few Months.
I will see this place
as the place I express my
dark side in total

frustration when I
began years ago on a high
of spiritual grace
Haiku # 46528 March 9, 2010 1:28 am ET
by black sheep
some have contempt for
my thoughts and I want to beat
them in the head for

their censoring snobbish
narrow minded little minds
their liberal push outs
Haiku # 46527 March 9, 2010 1:26 am ET
by black sheep
who cares who will care
the years have come and gone and
some can fuck themselves
Haiku # 46526 March 9, 2010 1:24 am ET
by black sheep
can you help but think:
"how can one contemplate all?"
yet, before the fall
Haiku # 46525 March 8, 2010 10:52 pm ET
by dwigt of Denmark
tender buds peeking
through an icy glaze seeking
solace from above
Haiku # 46524 March 8, 2010 8:27 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
spirits lifted by
degrees as equinox looms
on the horizon
Haiku # 46523 March 8, 2010 8:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
now he understood
why recorders were banned from
the lecture center
Haiku # 46522 March 7, 2010 8:41 am ET
by caveat gibberish
frumpish professor's
meandering discourse like
he's speaking in tongues
Haiku # 46521 March 7, 2010 8:38 am ET
by translator please!
let there be love and
hate like the heads or tails that
flip and fall like leaves
Haiku # 46520 March 6, 2010 3:58 am ET
by wretch weaver
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