Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
my thoughts are of death
but like the shedding of skin
to get to new life
Haiku # 46587 March 22, 2010 1:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on the last day lord
elric's trumpted sounded then
his sword ate his soul

so is this how it
shall end for us in the last
days, bring us the Beast

so the birds of the
air may feast on the captains
of the field of God
Haiku # 46586 March 22, 2010 1:40 pm ET
by bs
he said he masters
his own life through black magick
I more evil, pray

for him
Haiku # 46585 March 22, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by bs
hunter blew his brains
out long ago, but he finished
the job, 2005
Haiku # 46584 March 22, 2010 1:36 pm ET
by bs
the fleet street barber
mind you be careful when say...
"little off the top, please"

Haiku # 46583 March 22, 2010 1:34 pm ET
by bs
who am I but some
guy who gets on line and types
some words to this place
Haiku # 46582 March 22, 2010 1:32 pm ET
by bs
observation eyes
pulled out of face, can see more
cannibalized corpse
Haiku # 46581 March 22, 2010 1:28 pm ET
by bs
some grow old and die
their towns tombs, business closed
the great depressed sit

drooling on checkers
WATCHING THE CLOCK TILL THE EYES
go the way of mind

fortunes though lie in
the hands of the wise who have
not grown spirit old
Haiku # 46580 March 22, 2010 1:27 pm ET
by bs
some timeless haiku
jewels worthy adornment
for all occasions
Haiku # 46579 March 22, 2010 10:43 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
no harm sashaying
before mirror in haiku
clothes we've worn before
Haiku # 46578 March 22, 2010 10:39 am ET
by strut your stuff Sir William
sunshine disappeared
so swiftly was it ever
springtime for hitler
Haiku # 46577 March 22, 2010 10:11 am ET
by Kofi Sarfo of London
Sweet gentle raindrops
So softly it touches me
Floating not falling

Anointing with life
Whispering serenity
Rain as soft as light

Spring like a soft song
Silently crept up the trees
Filling eyes with sound

Tall trees full of life
Laying on my back staring
Beauty spread herself

The warm sun shines down
Awakening Butterflies
Misty warm green grass

Memories call me
Autumn smells of burning leaves
Sweet fragrant odors

Dark woven leafless
Black lase on a silver screen Trees in the twilight

Yes I know i have put these up before but! What the hell.
Haiku # 46576 March 22, 2010 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress of Four seasons.
weary warriors
of Bad Haiku drop to rest
and collect themselves
Haiku # 46575 March 21, 2010 10:15 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
hovering presence
our ancestors move around
and through our actions
Haiku # 46574 March 21, 2010 10:12 pm ET
by interconnection/interbeing
to our delight spring
alights unfettered by fierce
lion of winter
Haiku # 46573 March 21, 2010 9:04 pm ET
by 75F and sunny
dust choking air and
tumbleweed moves through shuttered
ghost town...Bad Haiku
Haiku # 46572 March 21, 2010 9:00 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
March Madness augue
symptoms of total despair
or pure ecstasy
Haiku # 46571 March 20, 2010 5:41 pm ET
by Bracketology M.D.
dawn on horizon
gray stirrings beyond stone wall
a flash of squirrel
Haiku # 46570 March 20, 2010 6:39 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
wherever the did
happen on your spent
cum n go
Haiku # 46569 March 20, 2010 3:35 am ET
by should have known..did
Alzheimer cancer
heart attack car crash O.D.
name your tsunami
Haiku # 46568 March 19, 2010 10:41 pm ET
by make no mistake IT is coming
when the "tsunami"
breaks over you will you be
prepared to face it
Haiku # 46567 March 19, 2010 10:37 pm ET
by make no mistake IT is coming
past her bedtime
curled fetal in recliner
TV and lights on
Haiku # 46566 March 19, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by tuck mum into bed
mom's dilemma was
her wish for panties worn
over Depends..not goood!!
Haiku # 46565 March 19, 2010 3:34 pm ET
by cleaning up mummys mess
Always endeavour
To shit in the toilet pan
and not in your pants
Haiku # 46564 March 18, 2010 6:36 pm ET
by J of L
Alaskan wolfpack
take down female jogger is
it fate? or bad luck?
Haiku # 46563 March 18, 2010 3:55 pm ET
by never know when you time is up of deja vu all over again
beyond sandy beach
dune grass waves the alluring
temptress beckons
Haiku # 46562 March 18, 2010 11:14 am ET
by Haiku half-wit in Cape Cod
diet, excercise
but regimen can't stop planes
with your name on it
Haiku # 46561 March 18, 2010 10:11 am ET
by vince of fate
polvo mas fino
que mis lagrimas mueven
en mi corazon
Haiku # 46560 March 17, 2010 10:16 pm ET
by corazon roto
beach jogger struck by
plane making emergency
landing...bad luck?...fate?
Haiku # 46559 March 17, 2010 6:00 pm ET
by you never know when your time is up
brazen thuggery
the gangstas of Wall St. with
delusions of right

amoral climate
they reap/rape bonuses all
the while Rome burns
Haiku # 46558 March 16, 2010 11:30 pm ET
by white collar insanity
dentist subbed paper
clips in lieu of steel posts for
root canals..for real!!!
Haiku # 46557 March 16, 2010 6:33 pm ET
by another medicaid defrauder
Ping Ping is dead all
twenty-six inches of him
now three feet under
Haiku # 46556 March 16, 2010 12:41 pm ET
by tribute to shortest man of the world
eighty-three year old
breaks nose/ribs of ninety-nine
year old.."Now, now boys!"
Haiku # 46555 March 16, 2010 12:36 pm ET
by geriatric assault
forgotten berries
within prickly-sheltered boughs
bleed to earth's embrace
Haiku # 46554 March 16, 2010 12:32 pm ET
by getting it right of Haiku half-wit
forgotten berries
within prickly sheltered bows
bleed to earth's embrace
Haiku # 46553 March 16, 2010 7:19 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
a wise man once said:
"beauty is...the beginning
of terror."
Haiku # 46552 March 16, 2010 2:37 am ET
by liza
provoke the silence
listen to its melody
let it guide you home
Haiku # 46551 March 16, 2010 12:00 am ET
by tim gallegos of ventura, ca
folly is the mind
constructed like a prison;
silent we must keep..
Haiku # 46550 March 15, 2010 11:56 pm ET
by tim gallegos of ventura, ca
uninvited guest
flood waters lap at neighbors'
doorway and enter
Haiku # 46549 March 14, 2010 5:50 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
uninvited guest
flood waters lap at neighbors doorway and enter
Haiku # 46548 March 14, 2010 5:49 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
once lazy river
now swollen and angry a
roiling behemoth
Haiku # 46547 March 14, 2010 5:45 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
stomach aches so much
burrito too big for me
suck on that and suck this bitch
Haiku # 46546 March 13, 2010 10:31 pm ET
by sonny badwin of dallas
attached at the hip
she posited but at love's
end...separate paths
Haiku # 46545 March 12, 2010 8:59 am ET
by conjoined we were not
he fed the monster
and watched it grow from doubt to
absolute terror
Haiku # 46544 March 12, 2010 8:42 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
I have heard many
things about "the end" and we
feed fears on those thoughts
Haiku # 46543 March 12, 2010 8:37 am ET
by so why by priuses?
Each Ten Thousand Years
The Earth switches Poles North South
We are due one Now!

Whilst this happens Earths magnetic protection will disappear until it settles. You had better pray that we do not get many Solar flairs or Mankind will be wiped out by Radiation. Now that's something for Homeland Security to Panic about.
Haiku # 46542 March 12, 2010 4:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vicks vapor rub...cloth
of flannel and mom's soothing
touch..comforting me
Haiku # 46541 March 12, 2010 12:11 am ET
by childhood memories
is it me or does
Mother Earth's tremors appear
to be increasing
Haiku # 46540 March 11, 2010 11:58 pm ET
by Gaia agita
Latin phrases tossed
into haiku salad add
zest flavorings
Haiku # 46539 March 11, 2010 10:33 am ET
by classical learning curves
Latin word that means
Bought back or revisited
That word is "Redux"
Haiku # 46538 March 11, 2010 4:29 am ET
by In case you were wondering?