Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 363 Days and 77357 Haiku later...

worm-eaten church rife
with twisted sisters/priests your
self-defined Hell waits
Haiku # 46683, March 28, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
religious nuts and
zealots pray for End of Days
I pray for orgasms
Haiku # 46682, March 28, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by end on a high note
the New World Order
neither new nor orderly
screams "paranoia!!!"
Haiku # 46681, March 28, 2010 6:11 pm ET
by no respite for the wicked
tumbleweed ghost town
Bad Haiku draws few gunmen
to discharge their words
Haiku # 46680, March 28, 2010 1:17 pm ET
by halcyon days have passed
sere watering hole
Bad Haiku attracts buzzards
and flies little else
Haiku # 46679, March 28, 2010 1:00 pm ET
by haiku dust bowl
if I lose my cool
fingers get pointed and yes
public support is

the murder weapon
used by the kinds of people
who flock to write here

because blood is icky
tasteless, messy...but hell it
is organic folks

Haiku # 46678, March 28, 2010 12:42 pm ET
by bs
the struggling artist
is a list as long as the dead
in Vietnam those

who should not be dead
but the drugs and so on took
their deadly toll too...
Haiku # 46677, March 28, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by bs
when Democrats
need someone killed they rely
on public support

Republicans just bomb
the hell out of them and say
we were looking for "blank"

thank God I'm unpopular
Haiku # 46676, March 28, 2010 12:38 pm ET
by bs
taking the edge off
with opiates and booze aids
the struggling artist[s]
Haiku # 46675, March 28, 2010 10:29 am ET
by a list too long to recount
standing in limelight
uttering promises and
lots of sweet nothings
Haiku # 46674, March 28, 2010 10:24 am ET
by politics suck
sand box play always
finds an attention-seeker
tossing sand at rest
Haiku # 46673, March 28, 2010 10:17 am ET
by look at me look at me
I liked an idea
a friend had, no parties, just
candidates, alone

slugging it out with
no machines pulling their string
land of oz I fear
Haiku # 46672, March 28, 2010 1:38 am ET
by bs
I don't like the left
they let their guard down and seem
slightly elitist

(I think the same of a lot of people here)

as for the right, well
the last admin made me give
up on two parties...
Haiku # 46671, March 28, 2010 1:36 am ET
by bs
makes me want to change
the subject to jean micheal
basquiat because

politics, can turn
even gentle people to
radical fighters
Haiku # 46670, March 28, 2010 1:34 am ET
by bs
makes me want to drive over the side of a cliff so I don't have to hear any more simple minded political commentary which seems taken from 1970's history books pasted together by manic depressive english majors raised by democrats who are lawyers for unions
Haiku # 46669, March 28, 2010 1:31 am ET
by bs
sighs....
Haiku # 46668, March 28, 2010 1:02 am ET
by bs
Herr Glenn Beck the new
Hermann Goebbels of the Fox
fascist ministries
Haiku # 46667, March 27, 2010 4:17 pm ET
by sprecken ze radical right lingo
I can see fascism
in my Wasilla mirror
sez sweet Sarah P.
Haiku # 46666, March 27, 2010 4:12 pm ET
by hot-looking fascista Palin
somewhere out there a
little Buddha lives next door
to a budding Mao
Haiku # 46665, March 27, 2010 3:46 pm ET
by the order of things in the Universe
Hitler and Stalin
dog shit/cat shit demagogues
genocidal shits
Haiku # 46664, March 27, 2010 3:43 pm ET
by shit is shit is shit
every second
someone in the world dies at
the hand of fascists
Haiku # 46663, March 27, 2010 3:39 pm ET
by the fascist series #9
fascism never grows
old for folks who love power
and dark-colored shirts
Haiku # 46662, March 27, 2010 3:37 pm ET
by decked out in authoritative black
I can see fascism
from my Wasilla window
sez sweet Sarah P.
Haiku # 46661, March 27, 2010 3:33 pm ET
by hot looking fascista Palin
fascism is for fools
who like the sound of cracking
bones beneath boot heels
Haiku # 46660, March 27, 2010 3:30 pm ET
by power mongering exertions
fascism is for fools
who believe compassion is
a mark of weakness
Haiku # 46659, March 27, 2010 3:26 pm ET
by let us learn to spell correctly
facism is for fools
who believe compassion is
a mark of weakness
Haiku # 46658, March 27, 2010 3:23 pm ET
by facism a mere two degrees to starboard
fascism is for
fools who don't know how to live
with chaos and tides
Haiku # 46657, March 27, 2010 2:04 pm ET
by bs
darkness come hither
enfold me in thine shade thence
earth devour me
Haiku # 46656, March 27, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
the thin veneer of
civility flakes away
exposing chaos
Haiku # 46655, March 27, 2010 10:10 am ET
by the Dark Ages will not seem so dark
fascism lies dormant
waiting for fear and loathing
to spring back to life

objectify your
enemies and justify
your acts of hatred

VOILA AMERIKA UBER ALLES!!
Haiku # 46654, March 27, 2010 8:10 am ET
by a veneer of civility
everyone has bad
crap in their lives, all need to
vent, and so it goes

oh kurt, tell us about dresden again sometime
Haiku # 46653, March 27, 2010 12:26 am ET
by bs
ah, you're missing out
on the alien-human
mixed marriage scene

what if mars needs chicks
what if the aliens are
after wives or gfs?
Haiku # 46652, March 27, 2010 12:25 am ET
by bs
haiku-a-matic
dices and splices haiku
themes faster than wooooosh!!!
Haiku # 46651, March 26, 2010 2:04 pm ET
by alien-baby eating-vending machine
alien invasion!
good thing i saved the baby
that's some good eatin'
Haiku # 46650, March 26, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by vince
we fear alien
anal probes but no beef with
lab vivisections
Haiku # 46649, March 26, 2010 1:28 pm ET
by who got to play GOD
if I were ET
I'd "waste" this species 'fore it
spreads to parts unknown
Haiku # 46648, March 26, 2010 1:24 pm ET
by our own worst nightmare
why fuck up other
planets when there's so much more
to fuck up right here
Haiku # 46647, March 26, 2010 1:21 pm ET
by mutated fungii called inhumanity
THE ROAD portents
reapers of rightful wrong v.
keepers of the light
Haiku # 46646, March 26, 2010 1:18 pm ET
by the good guys do not eat their young
a stripped-down budget
the vending machine beckons
carousel of death
Haiku # 46645, March 26, 2010 12:35 pm ET
by vince
one may use what they
have and has to adapt to
each era that passes
Haiku # 46644, March 26, 2010 12:23 pm ET
by bsb
lazy faire, pun thus so
intended, each era runs
its course, set sail left...

sighs
Haiku # 46643, March 26, 2010 12:19 pm ET
by bsb
concept of inter-
being elicits response
from fear-based rightists

laissez-faire/only
the strongest survive/prosper
and fuck all the rest
Haiku # 46642, March 26, 2010 10:38 am ET
by health care for all not a communistic plot
Healthcare overhaul
Brought out worst in our people
Exposed biases
Haiku # 46641, March 26, 2010 8:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hon. Eric Cantor
Has wife beater attitudes
Blames Democrats
Haiku # 46640, March 26, 2010 8:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Pope Benedict
Protector of Pedophiles
Probably one, too.
Haiku # 46639, March 26, 2010 8:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tea Party members
Offer no solace to me
Crazy freaky jerks
Haiku # 46638, March 26, 2010 8:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the subtle knife is
the toungue, double edged cuts both
ways, within, without
Haiku # 46637, March 26, 2010 1:20 am ET
by bs
I think if those guys
had psychopathic wives it
would be interesting
Haiku # 46636, March 25, 2010 11:17 pm ET
by bs
mixed feelings to know
she finally got married
unsettled heart aches
Haiku # 46635, March 25, 2010 10:58 pm ET
by soul disconnections
preacher/teacher all
in all it's just another
brick in the wall, right?!
Haiku # 46634, March 25, 2010 10:54 pm ET
by hey leave those kids alone
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