Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
graphic renderings
of abuse deemed puerile
by some but not all
Haiku # 46716 April 3, 2010 9:27 am ET
by bludgeoned with imagery
when the hue and cry
meets the threshold of a rant
don't blame the victim
Haiku # 46715 April 3, 2010 7:57 am ET
by righteous outrage
thematic series
creative iterative
eg. Brubeck's "Take Four"
Haiku # 46714 April 3, 2010 7:54 am ET
by when more is more
scarce must tolerate
your iterative stanzas
sock your trachea
Haiku # 46713 April 3, 2010 1:59 am ET
by Lush
limit the haiku
to something concise, mon frere
and aim will find you
Haiku # 46712 April 3, 2010 1:53 am ET
by Lush
foolhardy bs
is universally held
a flippant blowhard
Haiku # 46711 April 3, 2010 1:50 am ET
by Lush
Vatican believes
the best defense is to go
on the offensive

.......blame the victims
Haiku # 46710 April 2, 2010 5:27 pm ET
by Pope Gregory IX Inquisition architect
altar boy kneeling
confused before priest's one-eyed
serpent of Satan

anointed with his
icky love juice the boy felt
damned rather than blessed
Haiku # 46709 April 2, 2010 5:21 pm ET
by sins of "Our Fathers"
keep your rosaries
off my ovaries - funny
spraying on the wall
Haiku # 46708 April 2, 2010 3:32 pm ET
by austrian
the infallible
Holy Father turned blind eye
to one eyed serpent
Haiku # 46707 April 2, 2010 3:13 pm ET
by reshuffle gay priest deck reassign them
open to receive
the host they urge with papal
penis stuffed instead
Haiku # 46706 April 2, 2010 3:09 pm ET
by in the name of the Father I sodomize you
eye witness to such
great suffering timelessly
etched upon minds' eye
Haiku # 46705 April 1, 2010 7:13 pm ET
by acid bath experience
eye witness to such
great suffering timelessly etched within mind's eye
Haiku # 46704 April 1, 2010 7:12 pm ET
by acid bath experience
relentless barrage
of yammering affords no
respite nor answers
Haiku # 46703 March 31, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by shut your piehole!
he called my sister
whore who gave good head smiling
I broke his fuckin'
...................FACE
Haiku # 46702 March 31, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
from city projects
to rural trailer park we's
just countrified trash....

...jes' seekin' a bedder life
Haiku # 46701 March 31, 2010 6:10 pm ET
by wherever you be there you is
post flood a produce
cornucopia proceeds
downstream beets mostly
Haiku # 46700 March 31, 2010 2:00 pm ET
by farmers market underwater
torrents of rain spread
trickles...rivulets...streams...rivers..
wetness gushing pride
Haiku # 46699 March 30, 2010 9:24 pm ET
by Noah of Arc [sic]
Don't say you weren't warned
Here we go on and on and on
Pages of self pity

It's all your fault. Don't encourage him.
Haiku # 46698 March 29, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 46697 March 29, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so fuck you, if some
of you want to go on being
the poetic equivalent

of trailer trash, I shovel
salt on this fucking outhouse of a website

Haiku # 46696 March 29, 2010 11:04 am ET
by bs
I'm giving you what
you want, someone to pick on
who you can feel superior

to, the types who are
like that here, whilst others just
post haiku, so basically

for 10 years or more
I've played right into the hands of the people who frequent this website
Haiku # 46695 March 29, 2010 11:01 am ET
by bs
maybe you're just a bunch of insiginificant people
who just want attention

and I'm in the right crowd because I am also insignificant until I say

fuck you and say this website can have it's thinking I'm some nut

when the real nuts are
the people praised here
and you find out

you become another victim of American Psycho...

I'm too God damned inept to hurt anyone
Haiku # 46694 March 29, 2010 10:57 am ET
by bs
what happens if some
person takes you seriously
and you end up with

a subtle warning
mafia style rather than
just on line flame wars?
Haiku # 46693 March 29, 2010 10:54 am ET
by bs
and on the seventh
haiku he rested looked at
his work and was pleased
Haiku # 46692 March 29, 2010 8:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
DEATH is nature's way
of saying "slow down and rest..
time for a dirt nap"
Haiku # 46691 March 29, 2010 8:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lemmings leap into
the abyss know not why and
don't bother to ask
Haiku # 46690 March 29, 2010 8:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
CIVILIZATIONS
no deeper than coats of dust
beneath my finger
Haiku # 46689 March 29, 2010 8:27 am ET
by all we are is dust in the wind
our darkest fears are
mere projections of our own
ruthless potential
Haiku # 46688 March 29, 2010 8:20 am ET
by casting dark shadows
Nantucket sleigh ride
sounds so quaint 'til the sea turned
red from slaughtered whales
Haiku # 46687 March 29, 2010 8:15 am ET
by spin a cute phrase
creeping toward Day
of Fools an oxymoron
considering ALL
Haiku # 46686 March 29, 2010 8:09 am ET
by let everyday be April Fools
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Haiku # 46685 March 29, 2010 4:54 am ET
by humtfeed of udalxzpd, skirtbrm
sadistic sister
who bloodied this young lad's hands
for making the sign

of the cross with his
left hand I'd forgive but not
first fucking her good
Haiku # 46684 March 28, 2010 6:26 pm ET
by venial sins repaid in good measure
worm-eaten church rife
with twisted sisters/priests your
self-defined Hell waits
Haiku # 46683 March 28, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
religious nuts and
zealots pray for End of Days
I pray for orgasms
Haiku # 46682 March 28, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by end on a high note
the New World Order
neither new nor orderly
screams "paranoia!!!"
Haiku # 46681 March 28, 2010 6:11 pm ET
by no respite for the wicked
tumbleweed ghost town
Bad Haiku draws few gunmen
to discharge their words
Haiku # 46680 March 28, 2010 1:17 pm ET
by halcyon days have passed
sere watering hole
Bad Haiku attracts buzzards
and flies little else
Haiku # 46679 March 28, 2010 1:00 pm ET
by haiku dust bowl
if I lose my cool
fingers get pointed and yes
public support is

the murder weapon
used by the kinds of people
who flock to write here

because blood is icky
tasteless, messy...but hell it
is organic folks

Haiku # 46678 March 28, 2010 12:42 pm ET
by bs
the struggling artist
is a list as long as the dead
in Vietnam those

who should not be dead
but the drugs and so on took
their deadly toll too...
Haiku # 46677 March 28, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by bs
when Democrats
need someone killed they rely
on public support

Republicans just bomb
the hell out of them and say
we were looking for "blank"

thank God I'm unpopular
Haiku # 46676 March 28, 2010 12:38 pm ET
by bs
taking the edge off
with opiates and booze aids
the struggling artist[s]
Haiku # 46675 March 28, 2010 10:29 am ET
by a list too long to recount
standing in limelight
uttering promises and
lots of sweet nothings
Haiku # 46674 March 28, 2010 10:24 am ET
by politics suck
sand box play always
finds an attention-seeker
tossing sand at rest
Haiku # 46673 March 28, 2010 10:17 am ET
by look at me look at me
I liked an idea
a friend had, no parties, just
candidates, alone

slugging it out with
no machines pulling their string
land of oz I fear
Haiku # 46672 March 28, 2010 1:38 am ET
by bs
I don't like the left
they let their guard down and seem
slightly elitist

(I think the same of a lot of people here)

as for the right, well
the last admin made me give
up on two parties...
Haiku # 46671 March 28, 2010 1:36 am ET
by bs
makes me want to change
the subject to jean micheal
basquiat because

politics, can turn
even gentle people to
radical fighters
Haiku # 46670 March 28, 2010 1:34 am ET
by bs
makes me want to drive over the side of a cliff so I don't have to hear any more simple minded political commentary which seems taken from 1970's history books pasted together by manic depressive english majors raised by democrats who are lawyers for unions
Haiku # 46669 March 28, 2010 1:31 am ET
by bs
sighs....
Haiku # 46668 March 28, 2010 1:02 am ET
by bs
Herr Glenn Beck the new
Hermann Goebbels of the Fox
fascist ministries
Haiku # 46667 March 27, 2010 4:17 pm ET
by sprecken ze radical right lingo