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29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
Pampas Grass

pampas grass
marsh mud glistens
in the rowboat


marsh wren's cry
the sun ripples onto the mud


wetland chill
a patch of ripples disappears


marsh lightning
the tree's blossoms open
into egrets


wetland channel
the moon spreads onto the grass
Haiku # 46736 April 8, 2010 8:51 pm ET
by martin
scurrying squirrels
amidst the dry foliage-
sounds like an army.
Haiku # 46735 April 8, 2010 7:31 pm ET
by mundane
avante garde haiku
is neither just poorly matched
pretentious bedmates
Haiku # 46734 April 6, 2010 6:06 pm ET
by pining for contributors of yore
child s bedroom
the sound of a mosquito
in the dark
Haiku # 46733 April 6, 2010 5:39 pm ET
by martin
child
Haiku # 46732 April 6, 2010 5:37 pm ET
by martin
child
Haiku # 46731 April 6, 2010 5:36 pm ET
by martin
spring field
the crow pecks its shadow
Haiku # 46730 April 6, 2010 5:28 pm ET
by martin
He talks of disgust
using and abadonment
He writes a novel
Haiku # 46729 April 6, 2010 3:21 pm ET
by Like it Vince.
midnight, blackest sky
the smell of satin and sweat
humid air like claws

an overhead fan
spinning lazily, rattling
head bobs up and down

awaiting release
money put on the dresser
he pretends to sleep

washing by the sink
while avoiding the mirror
the businessman snores

pulling the boots on
the night sticks to her insides
it will not wash off
Haiku # 46728 April 6, 2010 11:20 am ET
by vince of hong kong
streaming torrents of
torments and taunts travel through
cyberspace playground
Haiku # 46727 April 6, 2010 9:48 am ET
by mean-spirited "kids"
haiku playground draws
pubescent minds itching to
draw blood..dominate
Haiku # 46726 April 6, 2010 6:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
thaw
the wolf tastes
air
Haiku # 46725 April 6, 2010 2:29 am ET
by martin of in duh s face
haiku for st...st...
stutterers or can't count
syllables rightly
Haiku # 46724 April 5, 2010 3:38 pm ET
by m..m..martin of duh
the year ends with the long tail of a squirrel's shadow
Haiku # 46723 April 5, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by martin of Guam
new year blizzard
the first shadow within a stranger
Haiku # 46722 April 5, 2010 12:10 pm ET
by martin of fuck off!
sagging pine bough
the scent of a snowflake
on another
Haiku # 46721 April 5, 2010 11:52 am ET
by martin of what
Hallelujah Praise
God Almighty He has risen
Beam me up Scotty!
Haiku # 46720 April 4, 2010 9:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Christ emerged Sunday
morn' from cave saw his shadow
returned for six weeks
Haiku # 46719 April 3, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by the story of Puxsutawney J.C.
paradoxical
approach to temptations of
flesh for ordained peds
Haiku # 46718 April 3, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by recycled pedophiles
nothing cute about
rogue priests hiding behind God
to molest children
Haiku # 46717 April 3, 2010 9:31 am ET
by absolved and sodomized in confessional
graphic renderings
of abuse deemed puerile
by some but not all
Haiku # 46716 April 3, 2010 9:27 am ET
by bludgeoned with imagery
when the hue and cry
meets the threshold of a rant
don't blame the victim
Haiku # 46715 April 3, 2010 7:57 am ET
by righteous outrage
thematic series
creative iterative
eg. Brubeck's "Take Four"
Haiku # 46714 April 3, 2010 7:54 am ET
by when more is more
scarce must tolerate
your iterative stanzas
sock your trachea
Haiku # 46713 April 3, 2010 1:59 am ET
by Lush
limit the haiku
to something concise, mon frere
and aim will find you
Haiku # 46712 April 3, 2010 1:53 am ET
by Lush
foolhardy bs
is universally held
a flippant blowhard
Haiku # 46711 April 3, 2010 1:50 am ET
by Lush
Vatican believes
the best defense is to go
on the offensive

.......blame the victims
Haiku # 46710 April 2, 2010 5:27 pm ET
by Pope Gregory IX Inquisition architect
altar boy kneeling
confused before priest's one-eyed
serpent of Satan

anointed with his
icky love juice the boy felt
damned rather than blessed
Haiku # 46709 April 2, 2010 5:21 pm ET
by sins of "Our Fathers"
keep your rosaries
off my ovaries - funny
spraying on the wall
Haiku # 46708 April 2, 2010 3:32 pm ET
by austrian
the infallible
Holy Father turned blind eye
to one eyed serpent
Haiku # 46707 April 2, 2010 3:13 pm ET
by reshuffle gay priest deck reassign them
open to receive
the host they urge with papal
penis stuffed instead
Haiku # 46706 April 2, 2010 3:09 pm ET
by in the name of the Father I sodomize you
eye witness to such
great suffering timelessly
etched upon minds' eye
Haiku # 46705 April 1, 2010 7:13 pm ET
by acid bath experience
eye witness to such
great suffering timelessly etched within mind's eye
Haiku # 46704 April 1, 2010 7:12 pm ET
by acid bath experience
relentless barrage
of yammering affords no
respite nor answers
Haiku # 46703 March 31, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by shut your piehole!
he called my sister
whore who gave good head smiling
I broke his fuckin'
...................FACE
Haiku # 46702 March 31, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
from city projects
to rural trailer park we's
just countrified trash....

...jes' seekin' a bedder life
Haiku # 46701 March 31, 2010 6:10 pm ET
by wherever you be there you is
post flood a produce
cornucopia proceeds
downstream beets mostly
Haiku # 46700 March 31, 2010 2:00 pm ET
by farmers market underwater
torrents of rain spread
trickles...rivulets...streams...rivers..
wetness gushing pride
Haiku # 46699 March 30, 2010 9:24 pm ET
by Noah of Arc [sic]
Don't say you weren't warned
Here we go on and on and on
Pages of self pity

It's all your fault. Don't encourage him.
Haiku # 46698 March 29, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 46697 March 29, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so fuck you, if some
of you want to go on being
the poetic equivalent

of trailer trash, I shovel
salt on this fucking outhouse of a website

Haiku # 46696 March 29, 2010 11:04 am ET
by bs
I'm giving you what
you want, someone to pick on
who you can feel superior

to, the types who are
like that here, whilst others just
post haiku, so basically

for 10 years or more
I've played right into the hands of the people who frequent this website
Haiku # 46695 March 29, 2010 11:01 am ET
by bs
maybe you're just a bunch of insiginificant people
who just want attention

and I'm in the right crowd because I am also insignificant until I say

fuck you and say this website can have it's thinking I'm some nut

when the real nuts are
the people praised here
and you find out

you become another victim of American Psycho...

I'm too God damned inept to hurt anyone
Haiku # 46694 March 29, 2010 10:57 am ET
by bs
what happens if some
person takes you seriously
and you end up with

a subtle warning
mafia style rather than
just on line flame wars?
Haiku # 46693 March 29, 2010 10:54 am ET
by bs
and on the seventh
haiku he rested looked at
his work and was pleased
Haiku # 46692 March 29, 2010 8:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
DEATH is nature's way
of saying "slow down and rest..
time for a dirt nap"
Haiku # 46691 March 29, 2010 8:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lemmings leap into
the abyss know not why and
don't bother to ask
Haiku # 46690 March 29, 2010 8:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
CIVILIZATIONS
no deeper than coats of dust
beneath my finger
Haiku # 46689 March 29, 2010 8:27 am ET
by all we are is dust in the wind
our darkest fears are
mere projections of our own
ruthless potential
Haiku # 46688 March 29, 2010 8:20 am ET
by casting dark shadows
Nantucket sleigh ride
sounds so quaint 'til the sea turned
red from slaughtered whales
Haiku # 46687 March 29, 2010 8:15 am ET
by spin a cute phrase