Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 312 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

malingering words
hang heavily threatening
and so foreboding
Haiku # 46804, April 25, 2010 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
haikus senryus odes
sonnets essays free form etc.
all worthless "tard" stuff
Haiku # 46802, April 24, 2010 12:02 pm ET
by right j.s.?! of Reno NV
silent dripping in
Reno Nevada where
Chlamydia rules
Haiku # 46801, April 23, 2010 1:25 pm ET
by tribute to j.s.
haiku is so lame
has no value or rhyming
poetry for tards
Haiku # 46800, April 23, 2010 11:52 am ET
by John Stoneback of Reno, Nv
the pope fell asleep
during mass no metaphor
to sex scandal..RIGHT!!
Haiku # 46799, April 23, 2010 11:30 am ET
by give the pope a good poke in the ribs
April blossom drops
spiraling resignation
to its' brief brilliance
Haiku # 46798, April 23, 2010 7:59 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
feeling BLUE so why
is blue a SAD feeling and
not utterly GLAD
Haiku # 46797, April 22, 2010 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i want smut of the
highest quality my friends
bring back the dildos
Haiku # 46795, April 21, 2010 2:29 pm ET
by chairman of the wayward weiner society
civet coffee "perked"
through digestive tract and pooped
out $200 pound
Haiku # 46793, April 20, 2010 11:02 pm ET
by gourmet dung coffee of can not make this up
420 the worst
kept secret/code for praying
to Rama Ganja
Haiku # 46792, April 20, 2010 8:04 pm ET
by Hookah Cafe
not nearly the right
and proper send off for the
departed say "you suck"
Haiku # 46791, April 20, 2010 9:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 46790, April 19, 2010 2:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sadly he left us
a good soul taken to the
nether world...too soon
Haiku # 46788, April 19, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by no such thing as "routine surgery"
a thin veneer of
civility separates
humans from the beasts
Haiku # 46787, April 18, 2010 12:55 pm ET
by who will save us from us?
Ash cloud grounds the planes
Look on the bright side buddy
No terror plane strikes
Haiku # 46786, April 18, 2010 5:18 am ET
by Alan of UK
slogging through blogs more
like Tweets sans substance and form
bottom feeding trash
Haiku # 46785, April 16, 2010 7:07 pm ET
by by any standard it sucks
like Herpes Simplex...
pustules erupt upon Bad
Haiku.."sore subjects"
Haiku # 46784, April 16, 2010 7:01 pm ET
by nonsense without form
Angie's boyfriend Dan is the biggest tool and douche on the planet...
Haiku # 46783, April 16, 2010 5:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
walk the tightrope to
follow your heart yet DO NO
HARM as others have
Haiku # 46781, April 15, 2010 11:02 pm ET
by a thorny path to travel bro
fear fills their faces
suprise fills mine with pain, hate
what do i do next
Haiku # 46780, April 15, 2010 9:18 pm ET
by sonny badwind of dallas
in times of grave stress
charismatic psychopaths
beat drums of discord
Haiku # 46779, April 15, 2010 4:39 pm ET
by I can see Russia from Wassalla
critical thinking
never a strong suit for the
Palin loving crowd
Haiku # 46778, April 15, 2010 4:34 pm ET
by Do you love your freedom?!
billowing vision
of crisp salty breeze flapping
sails heading seaward
Haiku # 46777, April 15, 2010 9:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit of Cape Cod
Cheerful May
By gentle smell involves
lilac in full bloom
Haiku # 46776, April 15, 2010 8:09 am ET
by gena
seismic orgasms
coital encounters 'midst the
hotel's wobbly walls
Haiku # 46775, April 14, 2010 8:15 pm ET
by 7.3 Richter sex in Chile
insipid blather
the herpes sores resurface
touting and taunting
Haiku # 46774, April 14, 2010 8:10 pm ET
by zapruder unter anus
Zaps' vinyl scratched disc*
with revolutionary
repetition...Gay shit

* not tapes
Haiku # 46773, April 14, 2010 5:21 pm ET
by blah blah blah blah blah
allure of things past
like waves crashing on a shore-
from earth to earth, gone.
Haiku # 46770, April 14, 2010 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apple CEO
Steve Jobs or whatev - who cares
Dresses like a nerd
Haiku # 46769, April 14, 2010 12:34 pm ET
by Badman
the day the music
died Somali radio
stations [14] are silenced...
Haiku # 46768, April 14, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Muslim extremism
Look of his values
Insight into his dull mind
His secret desires
Haiku # 46767, April 14, 2010 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Small brain submision
Likes Mono syllabic text
One subject haiku
Haiku # 46766, April 14, 2010 5:51 am ET
by William Nippress
borne in my journal
the marks of Jesus.. his blood
weeping for our sins
Haiku # 46765, April 13, 2010 11:28 pm ET
by Stigmata Obligatus
in these sunny climes
shady characters do roam
with impunity
Haiku # 46762, April 13, 2010 4:56 pm ET
by gird your loins
cause, gone intentions
fading away - moment non
time, another day.
Haiku # 46761, April 13, 2010 10:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sun heating my back
Bitter cold wind from the north
Turn like a spit roast
Haiku # 46760, April 13, 2010 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
sticks and cardboard box
doth make a fort defended
with epic redux
Haiku # 46759, April 12, 2010 10:07 pm ET
by childhood classics
chrysalis world of
twitter/Ipod/wii births
dysphoric children

Haiku # 46758, April 12, 2010 7:14 pm ET
by disconnect the disconnect
toward the village
down the path visiting homes
silences swept on.
Haiku # 46757, April 12, 2010 5:17 pm ET
by mundane
tetter-tottering
on cliff's edge the acid spoke..
"Do it! You can fly!!"
Haiku # 46756, April 12, 2010 2:24 pm ET
by true story of Shawangunk ridge
tripping on acid
he tetter-tottered on cliff's
edge then a voice.."FLY!!"
Haiku # 46755, April 12, 2010 12:58 pm ET
by listen to the voice of reason
standing on a ledge
balanced on one leg, alert,
for the changing winds.
Haiku # 46754, April 12, 2010 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
They keep flowing forth
Millions of tiny searchers--
Swimming in the flood
Haiku # 46753, April 11, 2010 2:27 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
chinese music sings
in the higlands calling an
irishman home there
Haiku # 46752, April 11, 2010 2:20 am ET
by bs
What the hell was that?
It flew across my vision--
A phantom Frisbee
Haiku # 46751, April 11, 2010 2:17 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
AMEN Scotland
bless it!
Haiku # 46750, April 11, 2010 2:14 am ET
by bs
Lips of golden warmth
Taste of strawberries and cream--
Decadent delight
Haiku # 46749, April 11, 2010 2:08 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
I'm not sure quite why
But her laugh is ecstasy--
I guess I'm in love
Haiku # 46748, April 11, 2010 1:54 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
I ate my watch
"Tick," it tocked in my gullet--
Then I met Jim Hook
Haiku # 46747, April 11, 2010 1:36 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
I ate my watch
"Tick," it tocked in my gullet
Haiku # 46746, April 11, 2010 1:35 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
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