Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 46 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

abandon all hope
face the peril of your life
wait for the death blow
Haiku # 46888, May 20, 2010 1:22 pm ET
by wretch weaver of things will get worse before they get worse
early morning light
pierce through busted beer bottles
time to start anew
Haiku # 46882, May 19, 2010 9:59 am ET
by vince
Sound of time passing
The waves lap at the Sea shore
Constant, forever
Haiku # 46881, May 18, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
This long day is spent
I've Little to show for it
But I guess that's life
Haiku # 46878, May 18, 2010 7:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
It is not theft to
take what I give as gift So
have it all and choke
Haiku # 46877, May 18, 2010 5:07 pm ET
by matt of germantown, tennessee
Darkness is falling
The birds are marking their patch
Soon all will be quiet.
Haiku # 46875, May 18, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
hemmingway shot his
own head then hunter and dave foster wallace

NO MORE SUICIDES!
Haiku # 46871, May 17, 2010 2:12 am ET
by bs
like anything with
great intentions there are those
who just spoil the fun...
Haiku # 46870, May 16, 2010 1:37 am ET
by bs
I don't think you should
refer to your work as this
stodgy tasteless pap
Haiku # 46869, May 15, 2010 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
thickness I embrace
gladly if measured 'gainst this
stodgy tasteless pap

p.s. thank god Vince brings something to this haiku table
Haiku # 46868, May 14, 2010 2:29 pm ET
by checkout is 11am GST
her voice grows louder
pounding her tenth beer along
with my interest
Haiku # 46867, May 14, 2010 11:17 am ET
by vince
Bright Sun and Bird song
My critcs abound and they
missunderstood text

Take a little time
Use some of your awsome brain
Why did I do It

God you are thick!!!!
Haiku # 46866, May 14, 2010 4:51 am ET
by William Nippress
help me obi wan
zapooper is projecting
you're my only hope
Haiku # 46865, May 14, 2010 12:25 am ET
by wookie for you
the gay troll songstress
lacking for inspiration
just can't change her tune
Haiku # 46864, May 14, 2010 12:23 am ET
by ash
bring the shit back down
to fucking Basho basics
about leaves and shit
Haiku # 46858, May 13, 2010 11:16 am ET
by vince of no help here
twittering haiku
like a facebook ego trip
bad haiku indeed
Haiku # 46857, May 13, 2010 9:53 am ET
by look at me I am off to Utrecht
your gay poetry
reveals more your fantasies
than anything else
Haiku # 46856, May 13, 2010 7:13 am ET
by ash
Off to Utrecht next
But Staying in Austerlitz
Visit Amsterdam
Haiku # 46849, May 12, 2010 1:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
Berlin and Cambridge
I'm exhausted by Tango
Too many late nights

But it was fun though
never left dance floor till 3
Except twice at 5
Haiku # 46848, May 12, 2010 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
half a world away
you exaggerate my wang
although it is long
Haiku # 46847, May 12, 2010 9:49 am ET
by ash
half-wit's journey through
Sodomites' haiku not worth
a pillar of salt
Haiku # 46844, May 10, 2010 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
zapruder exposed
more than presidential brains
splattered...no matter
Haiku # 46843, May 10, 2010 11:40 am ET
by conspiracy theories
imagine sybill's
fractured personae lying
'round haiku central
Haiku # 46842, May 10, 2010 11:35 am ET
by so many names behind one key stroke
Ash. Geography?
Australia and UK
its not his strong point
Haiku # 46841, May 10, 2010 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Does he annoy me?
Do I feel sorry for him?
Should I take pity?

I think a restraining order is best for stalkers!
Haiku # 46840, May 10, 2010 7:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku's come and go
But who was that masked rider
Obsessive half wit?

A one track mind set?
A man with secret desires?
A mad house inmate!

Who cares he's gone now.
But hell be back have no doubt
Needs his insult fix.
Haiku # 46839, May 10, 2010 7:24 am ET
by William Nippress
half-wit stuffed spud in
pants hoped to look big..impress
gals but placed it 'aft'
Haiku # 46838, May 9, 2010 9:22 pm ET
by good idea gone terribly wrong
that rumpelstiltskin
he sure likes to spin a yarn
trolls are old news, mate
Haiku # 46837, May 9, 2010 8:36 am ET
by ash
Forty shades of green
Spring rain on a cold wet day
It's global warming
Haiku # 46836, May 9, 2010 5:17 am ET
by William Nippress
British politics
Just like French revolution
A Hung parliament
Haiku # 46835, May 9, 2010 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
more chemical food
to fertilize the cancer
that's killing us all
Haiku # 46834, May 8, 2010 11:56 pm ET
by wretch weaver of why would you eat that?
leave it to machines
and they'll crash the stock market
the software is god
Haiku # 46831, May 7, 2010 6:24 pm ET
by wretch weaver of bow to your technology
"don't retreat reload"
"drill baby drill"...is Palin
hungry for some sex?
Haiku # 46830, May 7, 2010 5:12 pm ET
by Is it me or does Sarah want it?
futility strikes
at self-service car wash with
a trickling sprayer
Haiku # 46829, May 6, 2010 8:15 am ET
by refund please!
at this point in time
global annihilation
would be a blessing
Haiku # 46828, May 6, 2010 12:49 am ET
by wretch weaver of this ride is out of order
flirting satellites
dance the telemetric waltz
their gaze stream data
Haiku # 46827, May 5, 2010 5:05 pm ET
by vince
exiled from her life
we met time and again in
tumultuous dreams
Haiku # 46826, May 4, 2010 5:12 pm ET
by In memory of Karen
time has been a thief
stolen the warmth of a kiss
a brief departure
Haiku # 46825, May 4, 2010 1:17 pm ET
by vince
the Zen of writing
bad haiku..sit..observe..then
write glacially slow
Haiku # 46824, May 4, 2010 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gracefully aging.
obliviously resting-
chair in a hallway.
Haiku # 46823, May 4, 2010 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this computer's hacked!
it opens all porn links and -
oh wait, that's normal.
Haiku # 46822, May 3, 2010 10:47 am ET
by vince
haiku hiatus
from the troll who would hate us
he's a meatus
Haiku # 46821, May 3, 2010 6:29 am ET
by ash
sound of a hand poised
over key...send or not send
haiku why bother
Haiku # 46820, May 2, 2010 8:33 pm ET
by what if no one sent
withered on the vine
not a fine wine season for
Bad Haiku site
Haiku # 46819, May 2, 2010 8:27 pm ET
by 2010 a bad year
a sad fact of life
sometimes we are hot that's true
but more times we aren't
Haiku # 46818, May 1, 2010 6:00 am ET
by ash
an ocean of oil
mankind is the disaster
all shall suffocate
Haiku # 46817, April 30, 2010 6:14 pm ET
by wretch weaver
bad haiku offered
from the few writers who have
dared to be seen here
Haiku # 46816, April 30, 2010 5:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
writers shun site like
the pox-riddled, pandemic
plague it has become
Haiku # 46815, April 30, 2010 5:47 pm ET
by bring out your dead
dessicated corpse
taut leathery skin reflects
Bad Haiku within
Haiku # 46814, April 30, 2010 5:45 pm ET
by 13 years going on 3 thousand
Just back from Berlin
Exhausted from lack of sleep
Tango till 5am

Seven days of bliss
The best dancers in Europe
In Berlin last week.

Tango marathon for 36 hours straight.
Haiku # 46813, April 29, 2010 6:42 am ET
by William Nippress
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