Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 312 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

To be so ignored
Cut out and not seen at all
Must one so sad
Haiku # 46919, May 26, 2010 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
To the vexed question
Why do some sad life's exist?
It's a mystery
Haiku # 46918, May 26, 2010 6:56 am ET
by William nippress
Search bar excavates
haiku poets, fossilized
what meteor killed them?
Haiku # 46917, May 25, 2010 5:42 pm ET
by vince
Soft my good night kiss
The touch of a woman's lips
Tasting oh so sweet

I hold her to me
My arms around her slim waist
The smell of her Hair

What joy could compare?
Such pleasure within her arms
Given to us men.
Haiku # 46911, May 25, 2010 10:00 am ET
by William Nippress
spill baby spill, now
drink your oil you bastards of
corporate industry
Haiku # 46906, May 24, 2010 3:30 pm ET
by wretch weaver of shrimp gumbo witha side of Quaker State
We wake and start new
We show and hide our true selves
Grappling with life
Haiku # 46902, May 24, 2010 10:08 am ET
by William Nipprtess
Sun throws long shadows
I cast a single shadow
How alone we are
Haiku # 46898, May 22, 2010 8:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun is so bright now
All the colors are washed out
Leafs are mostly white.
Haiku # 46897, May 22, 2010 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress

Put up parking lot
took all the trees and put them
in a tree museum.

Ok Took a little liberty with it.
Haiku # 46896, May 22, 2010 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress of "Joni Mitchell"
all the trees are dead
and the cemetery's paved
life is a landfill
Haiku # 46895, May 21, 2010 8:40 pm ET
by wretch weaver
Sky a dappled Blue
Cotoneaster bush, Sunshine
Shinning with green light
Haiku # 46891, May 21, 2010 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Wow the sight is bad
Im so bored tonight really
So I take a look
Haiku # 46890, May 20, 2010 8:08 pm ET
by Anna
abandon all hope
face the peril of your life
wait for the death blow
Haiku # 46888, May 20, 2010 1:22 pm ET
by wretch weaver of things will get worse before they get worse
early morning light
pierce through busted beer bottles
time to start anew
Haiku # 46882, May 19, 2010 9:59 am ET
by vince
Sound of time passing
The waves lap at the Sea shore
Constant, forever
Haiku # 46881, May 18, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
This long day is spent
I've Little to show for it
But I guess that's life
Haiku # 46878, May 18, 2010 7:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
It is not theft to
take what I give as gift So
have it all and choke
Haiku # 46877, May 18, 2010 5:07 pm ET
by matt of germantown, tennessee
Darkness is falling
The birds are marking their patch
Soon all will be quiet.
Haiku # 46875, May 18, 2010 1:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
hemmingway shot his
own head then hunter and dave foster wallace

NO MORE SUICIDES!
Haiku # 46871, May 17, 2010 2:12 am ET
by bs
like anything with
great intentions there are those
who just spoil the fun...
Haiku # 46870, May 16, 2010 1:37 am ET
by bs
I don't think you should
refer to your work as this
stodgy tasteless pap
Haiku # 46869, May 15, 2010 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
thickness I embrace
gladly if measured 'gainst this
stodgy tasteless pap

p.s. thank god Vince brings something to this haiku table
Haiku # 46868, May 14, 2010 2:29 pm ET
by checkout is 11am GST
her voice grows louder
pounding her tenth beer along
with my interest
Haiku # 46867, May 14, 2010 11:17 am ET
by vince
Bright Sun and Bird song
My critcs abound and they
missunderstood text

Take a little time
Use some of your awsome brain
Why did I do It

God you are thick!!!!
Haiku # 46866, May 14, 2010 4:51 am ET
by William Nippress
help me obi wan
zapooper is projecting
you're my only hope
Haiku # 46865, May 14, 2010 12:25 am ET
by wookie for you
the gay troll songstress
lacking for inspiration
just can't change her tune
Haiku # 46864, May 14, 2010 12:23 am ET
by ash
bring the shit back down
to fucking Basho basics
about leaves and shit
Haiku # 46858, May 13, 2010 11:16 am ET
by vince of no help here
twittering haiku
like a facebook ego trip
bad haiku indeed
Haiku # 46857, May 13, 2010 9:53 am ET
by look at me I am off to Utrecht
your gay poetry
reveals more your fantasies
than anything else
Haiku # 46856, May 13, 2010 7:13 am ET
by ash
Off to Utrecht next
But Staying in Austerlitz
Visit Amsterdam
Haiku # 46849, May 12, 2010 1:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
Berlin and Cambridge
I'm exhausted by Tango
Too many late nights

But it was fun though
never left dance floor till 3
Except twice at 5
Haiku # 46848, May 12, 2010 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
half a world away
you exaggerate my wang
although it is long
Haiku # 46847, May 12, 2010 9:49 am ET
by ash
half-wit's journey through
Sodomites' haiku not worth
a pillar of salt
Haiku # 46844, May 10, 2010 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
zapruder exposed
more than presidential brains
splattered...no matter
Haiku # 46843, May 10, 2010 11:40 am ET
by conspiracy theories
imagine sybill's
fractured personae lying
'round haiku central
Haiku # 46842, May 10, 2010 11:35 am ET
by so many names behind one key stroke
Ash. Geography?
Australia and UK
its not his strong point
Haiku # 46841, May 10, 2010 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Does he annoy me?
Do I feel sorry for him?
Should I take pity?

I think a restraining order is best for stalkers!
Haiku # 46840, May 10, 2010 7:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku's come and go
But who was that masked rider
Obsessive half wit?

A one track mind set?
A man with secret desires?
A mad house inmate!

Who cares he's gone now.
But hell be back have no doubt
Needs his insult fix.
Haiku # 46839, May 10, 2010 7:24 am ET
by William Nippress
half-wit stuffed spud in
pants hoped to look big..impress
gals but placed it 'aft'
Haiku # 46838, May 9, 2010 9:22 pm ET
by good idea gone terribly wrong
that rumpelstiltskin
he sure likes to spin a yarn
trolls are old news, mate
Haiku # 46837, May 9, 2010 8:36 am ET
by ash
Forty shades of green
Spring rain on a cold wet day
It's global warming
Haiku # 46836, May 9, 2010 5:17 am ET
by William Nippress
British politics
Just like French revolution
A Hung parliament
Haiku # 46835, May 9, 2010 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
more chemical food
to fertilize the cancer
that's killing us all
Haiku # 46834, May 8, 2010 11:56 pm ET
by wretch weaver of why would you eat that?
leave it to machines
and they'll crash the stock market
the software is god
Haiku # 46831, May 7, 2010 6:24 pm ET
by wretch weaver of bow to your technology
"don't retreat reload"
"drill baby drill"...is Palin
hungry for some sex?
Haiku # 46830, May 7, 2010 5:12 pm ET
by Is it me or does Sarah want it?
futility strikes
at self-service car wash with
a trickling sprayer
Haiku # 46829, May 6, 2010 8:15 am ET
by refund please!
at this point in time
global annihilation
would be a blessing
Haiku # 46828, May 6, 2010 12:49 am ET
by wretch weaver of this ride is out of order
flirting satellites
dance the telemetric waltz
their gaze stream data
Haiku # 46827, May 5, 2010 5:05 pm ET
by vince
exiled from her life
we met time and again in
tumultuous dreams
Haiku # 46826, May 4, 2010 5:12 pm ET
by In memory of Karen
time has been a thief
stolen the warmth of a kiss
a brief departure
Haiku # 46825, May 4, 2010 1:17 pm ET
by vince
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