lovely new format
if you can't say something nice
you'll say something else

some things never change
haiku has no such constraints
much for the better

And where do I live
Well I will never tell you
Oh wait did I just?

your verse or perverse
miraculous universe
it's all bad haiku

Zapadooey is
My name and I only now
Write the best haiku

well I have been your
"adversary" for so long
I have lost track of time

and syllables

nothing much to say
that's never stopped me before
here i go again

such tiny writing
mocks my presbyopia
like a small bully

just a friend of mine
i smile back as her plaid skirt
billow in the wind

pointlessness is still
a pointed theme that sounds in
much writing in life

Bad haiku still bad
Single men still single
this pointless night

I love it! act two
keep being yourselves and keep
telling me where to go

suck on this gen x
youth is wasted on the young
but we're still wasted

which, cynical and
hopeless in this day and age
are our only hope

I see Gen X still
remains here cynical and
hopeless as ever

richard burton acts
and is believible as
a traitor and drunk

Oh give me a break
Seriously just do it
Fix my damned tv

Where is the garbage
Oh, yeah it's in the garage
Right where it belongs

Nasty smelly feet
Come out of the jogging shoes
And into the bath

The first line has five
The second line has seven
The last line has five

Oh leave it alone
Don't be picking at that scab
You disgusting worm.

Fuck you, fuck you all
Fuck you all over again
Profanity rocks

Pot smokers unite
Government in the future
Will legalize it.

Why then do they fear
Wither all the poor doggies
Enroute to pound

"Not necessarily"
Said punk to the stoner
With regards to taste

janis much love dewd
rock on eh saskatchewan
or manitoba

if only sophie
where here to hold me and coo
I would laugh and smile

Happy Birthday site!
We've been together so long
14 years of fun

The livingroom strewn
With all manner of playthings
The curse of children.

an old friend returns
before twitter and facebook
there was bad haiku

Oh yes it is true
I write lots of bad haiku
I think you should too

festival today
parade, fireworks, hurry now-
then all scramble on.

Alpaca farm plagued
By alopecia outbreak
Furrier bankrupt

how is your father?
off now to sit in the sand-
maybe october.

standing before me
old friend silently waiting-
days warmth beckons too.

welcome back janis
i thought you had gone away
my world diminished

Yes hilarity
Accidental transporter
To different planet

Aspergers Syndrome
Would just about sum him up
No understanding!

carrion crows and
vultures have their way here while
song birds fly away

Unfolding of life
Ironing out the creases
Making just like new

What is it to live?
Brief pause between birth and death?
Or celebration?

scroll down the endless
drivel here essentially
a barren place

sad commentary
on those who publicly dredge
up their lower selves

Sorry Vince, I'm the
Site admin ... just trying to
Re-plug the asshole

'Tis herein resolved:
I'm a colossal asshole.
--Debate Squad DoucheSmack

banned from the office
thanks for thinking i'm a troll
your site admin sucks