some things never change
haiku has no such constraints
much for the better
by ash
your verse or perverse
miraculous universe
it's all bad haiku
by ash
by zapruder tapes @ 99.148.147.131
by ZABADOOEEY @ 99.148.147.131
Zapadooey is
My name and I only now
Write the best haiku
by zapadooey @ 99.148.147.131
well I have been your
"adversary" for so long
I have lost track of time
and syllables
by bs
nothing much to say
that's never stopped me before
here i go again
by ash
such tiny writing
mocks my presbyopia
like a small bully
by ash
just a friend of mine
i smile back as her plaid skirt
billow in the wind
by vince
pointlessness is still
a pointed theme that sounds in
much writing in life
by bs
Bad haiku still bad
Single men still single
this pointless night
by PJ
I love it! act two
keep being yourselves and keep
telling me where to go
by bs
suck on this gen x
youth is wasted on the young
but we're still wasted
by ash
which, cynical and
hopeless in this day and age
are our only hope
by bs
I see Gen X still
remains here cynical and
hopeless as ever
by bs
richard burton acts
and is believible as
a traitor and drunk
by king curtzel of T>O>
Oh give me a break
Seriously just do it
Fix my damned tv
by Anonymous Poet
Where is the garbage
Oh, yeah it's in the garage
Right where it belongs
by Anonymous Poet
Nasty smelly feet
Come out of the jogging shoes
And into the bath
by Anonymous Poet
The first line has five
The second line has seven
The last line has five
by Admiral Quality of Toronto
Oh leave it alone
Don't be picking at that scab
You disgusting worm.
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck you, fuck you all
Fuck you all over again
Profanity rocks
by Anonymous Poet
Pot smokers unite
Government in the future
Will legalize it.
by Anonymous Poet
Why then do they fear
Wither all the poor doggies
Enroute to pound
by Nonsensical Verse
"Not necessarily"
Said punk to the stoner
With regards to taste
by Anonymous Poet
janis much love dewd
rock on eh saskatchewan
or manitoba
by King Curtzel
if only sophie
where here to hold me and coo
I would laugh and smile
by King Curtzel of T.dot
Happy Birthday site!
We've been together so long
14 years of fun
by Anonymous Poet
The livingroom strewn
With all manner of playthings
The curse of children.
by Anonymous Poet
an old friend returns
before twitter and facebook
there was bad haiku
by ash
Oh yes it is true
I write lots of bad haiku
I think you should too
by Janis of TO
festival today
parade, fireworks, hurry now-
then all scramble on.
by mundane
Alpaca farm plagued
By alopecia outbreak
Furrier bankrupt
by Lush
how is your father?
off now to sit in the sand-
maybe october.
by mundane
standing before me
old friend silently waiting-
days warmth beckons too.
by mundane
welcome back janis
i thought you had gone away
my world diminished
by ash
Yes hilarity
Accidental transporter
To different planet
by Janis of Toronto
Aspergers Syndrome
Would just about sum him up
No understanding!
by William Nippress
carrion crows and
vultures have their way here while
song birds fly away
by Bad Haiku killing fields
Unfolding of life
Ironing out the creases
Making just like new
by William Nippress
What is it to live?
Brief pause between birth and death?
Or celebration?
by William Nippress
scroll down the endless
drivel here essentially
a barren place
sad commentary
on those who publicly dredge
up their lower selves
by euthanize this site
Sorry Vince, I'm the
Site admin ... just trying to
Re-plug the asshole
by Janis
'Tis herein resolved:
I'm a colossal asshole.
--Debate Squad DoucheSmack
by Lush
banned from the office
thanks for thinking i'm a troll
your site admin sucks
by vince
Just got a card from
consensus reality
we just don't get you
by Buddhabandito of Erewhonewyrdna
