Don't use that rock salt
on the new flagstone staircase
Says "no" on the bag

Just had my dinner
Ate too much, feeling bloated
Must post to Facebook

Debating dinner
Watching the snow gently fall
Children are napping

Write once and post once
Hmmm so Identical twins
Double the trouble

We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment

We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment

I knew all too well
The taste of forbidden fruit
Nothing good can come....

A decade brings not
Wisdom and the lessons learned
Mistakes repeated

Prognosis not good
Love not on the horizon
Must have alzheimers

Happy Bad Haiku
Can be the outlet of sad,
unhappy endings

5:30 am
way too early for my tastes
go to sleep baby

Write Just what you like
The tast of freedom again
Happy Bad Haiku

Bad Haiku came back
Just when I needed it most
I'm in love again

Talk to me doctor
Don't be sorry for ranting
My heart skips a beat

Anna of Sydney
hhtigerlily too
Old posts are still there

Ash has been around
Almost as long as Janis
Kindred haiku souls

Addressing a Troll
Such sweet poetice justice
Circle is complete

a blast from the past
this site rocks like it used to
renewed energies

i opened the door
you are as free as the wind
if not louder than

Crypto movie plot
Or actual doomsday file
Just ask Julian

Oh the wikileaks
Makes me feel like I'm living
In a sci-fi book.

A necessary
Form field beckons me to write
Unnecessarily

Snow falls verily
Sun drenched, snow covered garden
Muscle car idles

writing bad haikus,
not studying as i should:
procrastination!

like a blueberry
your touch leaves me sweet but blue,
indelibly stained

haiku oh! haiku
can't say how much i like you
i love you long time

Justice oh so sw33t
With a hacker oh so l33t
Asshole in retreat

Julian Assange
Contemplating Wikileaks
Hero or villan

Ah this feels so nice!
Got a good handle on things.
Long live bad haiku

i can't forget you
not a single day goes by
just my single life

lovely new format
if you can't say something nice
you'll say something else

some things never change
haiku has no such constraints
much for the better

And where do I live
Well I will never tell you
Oh wait did I just?

your verse or perverse
miraculous universe
it's all bad haiku

Zapadooey is
My name and I only now
Write the best haiku

well I have been your
"adversary" for so long
I have lost track of time

and syllables

nothing much to say
that's never stopped me before
here i go again

such tiny writing
mocks my presbyopia
like a small bully

just a friend of mine
i smile back as her plaid skirt
billow in the wind

pointlessness is still
a pointed theme that sounds in
much writing in life

Bad haiku still bad
Single men still single
this pointless night

I love it! act two
keep being yourselves and keep
telling me where to go

suck on this gen x
youth is wasted on the young
but we're still wasted

which, cynical and
hopeless in this day and age
are our only hope

I see Gen X still
remains here cynical and
hopeless as ever