Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 44 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Don't use that rock salt
on the new flagstone staircase
Says "no" on the bag
Haiku # 47196, December 15, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just had my dinner
Ate too much, feeling bloated
Must post to Facebook
Haiku # 47195, December 15, 2010 3:15 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Debating dinner
Watching the snow gently fall
Children are napping
Haiku # 47194, December 14, 2010 2:26 pm ET
by Janis
Write once and post once
Hmmm so Identical twins
Double the trouble
Haiku # 47193, December 14, 2010 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47192, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47191, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
I knew all too well
The taste of forbidden fruit
Nothing good can come....
Haiku # 47190, December 13, 2010 8:37 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
A decade brings not
Wisdom and the lessons learned
Mistakes repeated
Haiku # 47189, December 13, 2010 8:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Prognosis not good
Love not on the horizon
Must have alzheimers
Haiku # 47188, December 13, 2010 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Happy Bad Haiku
Can be the outlet of sad,
unhappy endings
Haiku # 47187, December 13, 2010 8:27 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
5:30 am
way too early for my tastes
go to sleep baby
Haiku # 47186, December 13, 2010 6:20 am ET
by Janis
Write Just what you like
The tast of freedom again
Happy Bad Haiku
Haiku # 47185, December 12, 2010 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bad Haiku came back
Just when I needed it most
I'm in love again
Haiku # 47184, December 12, 2010 7:01 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Talk to me doctor
Don't be sorry for ranting
My heart skips a beat
Haiku # 47183, December 12, 2010 6:55 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Anna of Sydney
hhtigerlily too
Old posts are still there
Haiku # 47182, December 12, 2010 6:51 am ET
by Anna or hhtigerlily of Sydney
Ash has been around
Almost as long as Janis
Kindred haiku souls
Haiku # 47181, December 12, 2010 6:45 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
Addressing a Troll
Such sweet poetice justice
Circle is complete
Haiku # 47180, December 8, 2010 5:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
a blast from the past
this site rocks like it used to
renewed energies
Haiku # 47179, December 8, 2010 2:59 am ET
by ash
i opened the door
you are as free as the wind
if not louder than
Haiku # 47178, December 7, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by vince
Crypto movie plot
Or actual doomsday file
Just ask Julian
Haiku # 47177, December 7, 2010 9:45 pm ET
by Janis
Oh the wikileaks
Makes me feel like I'm living
In a sci-fi book.
Haiku # 47176, December 7, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by Janis
A necessary
Form field beckons me to write
Unnecessarily
Haiku # 47175, December 7, 2010 3:53 pm ET
by Janis
Snow falls verily
Sun drenched, snow covered garden
Muscle car idles
Haiku # 47174, December 7, 2010 3:51 pm ET
by Janis
writing bad haikus,
not studying as i should:
procrastination!
Haiku # 47173, December 7, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by badwriter2000
like a blueberry
your touch leaves me sweet but blue,
indelibly stained
Haiku # 47172, December 7, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by badwriter2000 of nowheresville
haiku oh! haiku
can't say how much i like you
i love you long time
Haiku # 47171, December 6, 2010 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Justice oh so sw33t
With a hacker oh so l33t
Asshole in retreat
Haiku # 47170, December 6, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by Janis
Julian Assange
Contemplating Wikileaks
Hero or villan
Haiku # 47169, December 6, 2010 10:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ah this feels so nice!
Got a good handle on things.
Long live bad haiku
Haiku # 47168, December 6, 2010 10:26 am ET
by Janis
i can't forget you
not a single day goes by
just my single life
Haiku # 47167, December 6, 2010 7:52 am ET
by ash
lovely new format
if you can't say something nice
you'll say something else
Haiku # 47166, December 6, 2010 7:49 am ET
by ash
some things never change
haiku has no such constraints
much for the better
Haiku # 47165, December 6, 2010 7:47 am ET
by ash
And where do I live
Well I will never tell you
Oh wait did I just?
Haiku # 47164, December 3, 2010 5:02 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
Haiku # 47163, December 3, 2010 5:01 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
Haiku # 47162, December 3, 2010 5:00 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
Haiku # 47161, December 3, 2010 4:57 pm ET
by Zab @ 99.63.61.251
your verse or perverse
miraculous universe
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 47160, December 3, 2010 3:47 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 47159, December 2, 2010 3:07 pm ET
by zapruder tapes @ 99.148.147.131
Haiku # 47158, December 2, 2010 3:05 pm ET
by ZABADOOEEY @ 99.148.147.131
Zapadooey is
My name and I only now
Write the best haiku
Haiku # 47157, December 2, 2010 3:03 pm ET
by zapadooey @ 99.148.147.131
well I have been your
"adversary" for so long
I have lost track of time

and syllables
Haiku # 47156, November 30, 2010 12:56 am ET
by bs
nothing much to say
that's never stopped me before
here i go again
Haiku # 47155, November 27, 2010 8:18 pm ET
by ash
such tiny writing
mocks my presbyopia
like a small bully
Haiku # 47154, November 20, 2010 2:29 am ET
by ash
just a friend of mine
i smile back as her plaid skirt
billow in the wind
Haiku # 47153, November 19, 2010 8:35 pm ET
by vince
pointlessness is still
a pointed theme that sounds in
much writing in life
Haiku # 47152, November 19, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by bs
Bad haiku still bad
Single men still single
this pointless night
Haiku # 47151, November 19, 2010 11:58 am ET
by PJ
I love it! act two
keep being yourselves and keep
telling me where to go
Haiku # 47150, November 17, 2010 10:21 am ET
by bs
suck on this gen x
youth is wasted on the young
but we're still wasted
Haiku # 47149, November 17, 2010 8:30 am ET
by ash
which, cynical and
hopeless in this day and age
are our only hope
Haiku # 47148, November 17, 2010 2:41 am ET
by bs
I see Gen X still
remains here cynical and
hopeless as ever
Haiku # 47147, November 17, 2010 2:40 am ET
by bs
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