Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77284 Haiku later...

what good is peace when
one can find no peace or thought
about what the "fool" has

to say, the Buddha
on the ox looks dumb to some but
the whole point was he

let go of all the
quests and became himself
so i wonder what these

others seek, the American
put down dream? it's all bullshit
didn't you read Fear and

Loathing In Las Vegas?
Hunter took his meds all right, unlike
you cowards then blew

his brains out, "yeah you
need to blow your brains out"
it's called ranting, most

people are little corporate
cowards sucking the dick of "the man" claiming

they're fighting the man
you're fake assholes, you're
quite fake and would be

better off flipping
burgers at Wendys
Haiku # 45473, December 22, 2009 9:59 am ET
by bs
but what good would that
do, because people do not
want to change, and like

the little bit of power
that they think they have by keeping
another "weak" they

don't understand
(because secretly they're
losers themselves)
Haiku # 45472, December 22, 2009 9:56 am ET
by bs
but I repeat, these
folks who are TRYING to write
real haiku, are not

needing to say YOU
SUCK, take meds, react to
but throwing into

the pavement would you
know probably shut you up
Haiku # 45471, December 22, 2009 9:54 am ET
by bs
most people undermine
tear at a person bit by bit
me...I retreat, simmer

then explode, or to
win, I WALK AWAY...so the
term loser, losers

like to call others
the same, losers, and they win
usually by lying

by using the system
against someone, public opinion
and accusation...

why not drink yourself
to death McCarthy Med Boy
calling people Commie

oh yeah, I'm the nut
job right winger, fight goes
on, no measure of

content...what kind of
shallow, art school shits am
i trying to whipe

off the ass of poetry here
Haiku # 45470, December 22, 2009 9:53 am ET
by bs
why toss stones when I
can walk up to the man himself
and toss him forthwith

into the pavement, making
him incapable of typing and a blithering vegetable

who will need meds then?
Haiku # 45469, December 22, 2009 9:50 am ET
by bs
yes the culture of
death, endless contests on tele
for who gets some, bucks...
Haiku # 45468, December 22, 2009 9:49 am ET
by bs
did you ever read a
book about a seagull that did
want to fly above

those who wished to fight
squabble and so forth? maybe
I need to fly (i

wonder how many
suicide cheap shots the
idiot will make next)
Haiku # 45467, December 22, 2009 9:46 am ET
by bs
they're just upset
blowjob clinton isn't in office
they actually have

STANDARDS to measure
up to
Haiku # 45466, December 22, 2009 9:45 am ET
by bs
snake charming trance dance
keep the vipers at bay but
the serum nearby
Haiku # 45465, December 22, 2009 9:44 am ET
by Haiku snake charmer
there is no answer
sometimes, only that spiritual
busy signal that

buzzes in the heads of
those who play childhood hipster, those
trust fund babies who will

never grow up, and the
sad thing is, they are often
the ones who run things
Haiku # 45464, December 22, 2009 9:40 am ET
by bs
darkness patters on
morning raises a chilled sun-
a single bell rings.
Haiku # 45463, December 22, 2009 9:33 am ET
by mundane
cobra coiled round
wicker basket PET or PEST
one letter off Sssssss!!!
Haiku # 45462, December 22, 2009 9:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
entropy stirring
'midst this accelerating
culture of death

in cadence to its'
rhythmic death dance slides forward
toward the abyss
Haiku # 45461, December 22, 2009 9:27 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
lions on the back deck
rummaging moose in garbage-
I thought deer were pests.
Haiku # 45460, December 22, 2009 9:24 am ET
by mundane
ravens harbingers
of death often get shorted
on the wheel of life
Haiku # 45459, December 22, 2009 9:17 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
toss stones from afar
casual observer and
they'll strike you spot on
Haiku # 45458, December 22, 2009 9:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45457, December 22, 2009 8:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bs..septic..son
of..vince..get a life..zapoop..
anti-septic...scorp...

in lock step march
Nazis of negativism
without a Hitler
Haiku # 45456, December 22, 2009 8:21 am ET
by a casual observer
on this 8 mile there's
no Eminen to go toe
to toe with just ghosts

name usurpers and
cowardly chameleons of
haiku netherworld
Haiku # 45455, December 22, 2009 8:09 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
BS For Gods sake!
Take your medication. Now!
And stop this nonsense!!!
Haiku # 45454, December 22, 2009 8:05 am ET
by Years of watching. of Know the symptoms
"Kilroy was here" just
one stamp of universal
greeting as "you suck"
Haiku # 45453, December 22, 2009 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
break release and drive
this little push is quiet
the days are marked white
Haiku # 45452, December 22, 2009 2:58 am ET
by special
can you dance in the
deep waters of loserdom
or are you afraid

if so retreat now
before hungry manatees
gobble your manhood
Haiku # 45451, December 22, 2009 1:29 am ET
by bs
these people seek to
create words of beauty, in
the end the waters

wear the stone walls down
and they are smoothed by that tide
of washing elements
Haiku # 45450, December 22, 2009 1:17 am ET
by bs
hmm, seek you to play
the mimic, take the name and
hope I'm dumb enough

to bear your crown of
thorns for your pathetic joy
your crown of doo doo?

play me not home boy
I'm just starting
Haiku # 45449, December 22, 2009 1:15 am ET
by bs
there can only be
One loser to rule them all
heavy lies the crown
Haiku # 45448, December 22, 2009 1:14 am ET
by bs
and I mean if it
LITERALLY kills you or
kills me, i will
Haiku # 45447, December 22, 2009 12:57 am ET
by bs
if I have to do
this for months, and it kills you
or kills me, i will
Haiku # 45446, December 22, 2009 12:56 am ET
by bs
we flex our minds at
each other, shouting insults
at a digital screen
Haiku # 45445, December 22, 2009 12:56 am ET
by bs
you realize you've been
at this for eleven hours
retard stamina
Haiku # 45444, December 21, 2009 11:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pop goes my shalong
up your wabong, you suck and
you take it, marrone...
Haiku # 45443, December 21, 2009 11:49 pm ET
by bs
people change with time
and experience and death
some are psychopaths
Haiku # 45442, December 21, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by bs
laughs, a regular
tristan tzara ain't it y'all
I wonder if "you

suck" will mark his name
on a urinal and call
it art...R. Mutt lives
Haiku # 45441, December 21, 2009 11:47 pm ET
by BS
thirteen years before
the mast 'pon these high seas where
Leviathan lives
Haiku # 45440, December 21, 2009 11:26 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
riff-raff bullies strew
vile garbage at will and
the good-hearted leave
Haiku # 45439, December 21, 2009 11:20 pm ET
by some things do notchange here
you suck
Haiku # 45438, December 21, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goes the weasel
Haiku # 45437, December 21, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
'twas on the Good Ship
Lollypop young Shirley had
her cherry go pop
Haiku # 45436, December 21, 2009 11:12 pm ET
by septic funeral
the serpent and the
rainbow a pendulum's tale
of good v. evil
Haiku # 45435, December 21, 2009 11:10 pm ET
by Haiku pendulum swings between...
reaching for stars we
fall short land in the gutter
playin' handball 'gainst
.........................the curb
Haiku # 45434, December 21, 2009 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"What is the law! Not
to walk on all fours Are
we not men?!!" fo shizzle!
.........Bela Lugosi to Charles Laughton
Haiku # 45433, December 21, 2009 11:01 pm ET
by Island of Lost Souls 1932
aaaargg!! buggery on
these 'igh seas ye be walkin'
the gangplank 'fo shizzle!!
Haiku # 45432, December 21, 2009 10:54 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
thar she blows mateys
pollywogs to the poop deck
on three drop trousers

....scallywags and shellbacks standfast
Haiku # 45431, December 21, 2009 10:38 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
you suck
Haiku # 45430, December 21, 2009 10:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
me belly full of
rum for the likes o' scum crew
on this 'ere vessel

worm-holed sea hag she
were..sank like a stone she did
off Tortuga Bay
Haiku # 45429, December 21, 2009 10:26 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
'ay matey from the
yardarm they 'ung ..yar ship
thieves 'n scoundrels rife
Haiku # 45428, December 21, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
here there be madness
although your vessel be yar
methinks it's sinking
Haiku # 45427, December 21, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by ash
zenith enlightens
nadir noir divergent paths <^>
these well-traveled words
Haiku # 45426, December 21, 2009 8:40 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
a back door child the
zapoopster never felt at
ease in the anteroom
Haiku # 45425, December 21, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
what to name this child
the answer crystal brown he's
a zapooper for sure
Haiku # 45424, December 21, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
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