thirteen years before
the mast 'pon these high seas where
Leviathan lives

riff-raff bullies strew
vile garbage at will and
the good-hearted leave

you suck

goes the weasel

'twas on the Good Ship
Lollypop young Shirley had
her cherry go pop

the serpent and the
rainbow a pendulum's tale
of good v. evil

reaching for stars we
fall short land in the gutter
playin' handball 'gainst
.........................the curb

"What is the law! Not
to walk on all fours Are
we not men?!!" fo shizzle!
.........Bela Lugosi to Charles Laughton

aaaargg!! buggery on
these 'igh seas ye be walkin'
the gangplank 'fo shizzle!!

thar she blows mateys
pollywogs to the poop deck
on three drop trousers

....scallywags and shellbacks standfast

you suck

me belly full of
rum for the likes o' scum crew
on this 'ere vessel

worm-holed sea hag she
were..sank like a stone she did
off Tortuga Bay

'ay matey from the
yardarm they 'ung ..yar ship
thieves 'n scoundrels rife

here there be madness
although your vessel be yar
methinks it's sinking

zenith enlightens
nadir noir divergent paths <^>
these well-traveled words

a back door child the
zapoopster never felt at
ease in the anteroom

what to name this child
the answer crystal brown he's
a zapooper for sure

zapoop's placenta
in shades of sepia from his
poop chute exit

well aware thankyou

you suck

not vaginal nor
caesarean zapoop came
rectal delivery

Aaaaaah that felt so good!

point and laugh at the
manchild everybody, down-
ward spiral, Hooray!

you suck

ya saaaak [Bostonese]

ya' suuuuCK! [da Bronx]

du suga [Swedish]

sina imea [Finnish]

du lutschen [Ger.]

voi succhiano [Ital.]

vous suca [Fr.]

usted chupa [spanish]

you suck

you suck

so what if he says
what he says, let him say it
get it out, and thus

let it go

say I suck, go ahead
heal thyself

so be joyous when
that angry soul is happy
for a lost soul found

what is the True Self
is it this angry bar fly
sputtering last words

vomiting you suck till
they carry him away dead
or in coma, cold?b

we will all keep on
going and going, you can't
win you know, you can't

keep going but I
must dash be anon and thus
summoning demons

trolls, witchcraft, etc etc
when who is higher than these
little men in high heels?

the demons scream from
the alleyways, cast out to
the slums of abyss

another season
sharing holidays with trolls
who spoil my eggnog

you suck

here i go again
old loser habits don't die
how can i suck LESS?

.....tis an age old question

thoughts remained so long
thinking all along through storm-
just turned to granite.

one gets used to the
white noise of some things that squawk
that's just the old crow...

"you suck..."

good bird

keep writing in peace
because this is that time to
wage peace in spirit

the hecklers seek to
take a portion of the folks
up on stage, a show

all their own

wintertime daydream
return to macon county-
where a blue sky reigns.

you suck

I say, who is a
mirror to one another
reflecting here your

peace, this yule, let it
be peace rules over the short
sight of the flame wars