Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
here there be madness
although your vessel be yar
methinks it's sinking
Haiku # 45427 December 21, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by ash
zenith enlightens
nadir noir divergent paths <^>
these well-traveled words
Haiku # 45426 December 21, 2009 8:40 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
a back door child the
zapoopster never felt at
ease in the anteroom
Haiku # 45425 December 21, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
what to name this child
the answer crystal brown he's
a zapooper for sure
Haiku # 45424 December 21, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
zapoop's placenta
in shades of sepia from his
poop chute exit
Haiku # 45423 December 21, 2009 7:01 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
well aware thankyou
Haiku # 45422 December 21, 2009 5:35 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45421 December 21, 2009 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not vaginal nor
caesarean zapoop came
rectal delivery
Haiku # 45420 December 21, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
Aaaaaah that felt so good!
Haiku # 45417 December 21, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
point and laugh at the
manchild everybody, down-
ward spiral, Hooray!
Haiku # 45416 December 21, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45415 December 21, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya saaaak [Bostonese]
Haiku # 45414 December 21, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya' suuuuCK! [da Bronx]
Haiku # 45413 December 21, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
du suga [Swedish]
Haiku # 45412 December 21, 2009 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sina imea [Finnish]
Haiku # 45411 December 21, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
du lutschen [Ger.]
Haiku # 45410 December 21, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
voi succhiano [Ital.]
Haiku # 45409 December 21, 2009 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
vous suca [Fr.]
Haiku # 45408 December 21, 2009 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
usted chupa [spanish]
Haiku # 45407 December 21, 2009 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45406 December 21, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet[s]
you suck
Haiku # 45405 December 21, 2009 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so what if he says
what he says, let him say it
get it out, and thus

let it go

say I suck, go ahead
heal thyself
Haiku # 45404 December 21, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by bs
so be joyous when
that angry soul is happy
for a lost soul found
Haiku # 45403 December 21, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by bs
what is the True Self
is it this angry bar fly
sputtering last words

vomiting you suck till
they carry him away dead
or in coma, cold?b
Haiku # 45402 December 21, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by bs
we will all keep on
going and going, you can't
win you know, you can't
Haiku # 45401 December 21, 2009 3:14 pm ET
by bs
keep going but I
must dash be anon and thus
summoning demons

trolls, witchcraft, etc etc
when who is higher than these
little men in high heels?
Haiku # 45400 December 21, 2009 3:13 pm ET
by bs
the demons scream from
the alleyways, cast out to
the slums of abyss
Haiku # 45399 December 21, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by bs
another season
sharing holidays with trolls
who spoil my eggnog
Haiku # 45398 December 21, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45397 December 21, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i go again
old loser habits don't die
how can i suck LESS?

.....tis an age old question
Haiku # 45394 December 21, 2009 2:00 pm ET
by bs
thoughts remained so long
thinking all along through storm-
just turned to granite.
Haiku # 45393 December 21, 2009 1:57 pm ET
by mundane
one gets used to the
white noise of some things that squawk
that's just the old crow...

"you suck..."

good bird
Haiku # 45392 December 21, 2009 1:55 pm ET
by bs
keep writing in peace
because this is that time to
wage peace in spirit
Haiku # 45391 December 21, 2009 1:50 pm ET
by bs
the hecklers seek to
take a portion of the folks
up on stage, a show

all their own
Haiku # 45390 December 21, 2009 1:46 pm ET
by bs
wintertime daydream
return to macon county-
where a blue sky reigns.
Haiku # 45389 December 21, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45388 December 21, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I say, who is a
mirror to one another
reflecting here your

peace, this yule, let it
be peace rules over the short
sight of the flame wars
Haiku # 45387 December 21, 2009 1:16 pm ET
by bs
some of us find a
reflection in emotion
of "dark" energy

metal, old classic
reflection of street poets
perhaps this is a

reflection of each
generation's reflection
on what was their life
Haiku # 45386 December 21, 2009 1:15 pm ET
by bs
when those in Gen X
grow old will reflection be
over old angry tv
Haiku # 45385 December 21, 2009 1:13 pm ET
by bs
clearness of cool air
snows covering clarity-
new age music fits.
Haiku # 45384 December 21, 2009 1:03 pm ET
by mundane
gas stoves, wood stoves, the
fuel that feeds life, goes green in
this re-run of the

Victorian style
saturnalia, reserved
egg nog vs dinoys
Haiku # 45383 December 21, 2009 1:00 pm ET
by bs
quickly days pass by
so much so this time of year
yet frozen stillness.
Haiku # 45382 December 21, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by mundane
stoic sentinel
sitting hours on end eyes
on an empty road

familiar sounds of
a rural delivery
she slowly rises
Haiku # 45381 December 21, 2009 9:10 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
gusty breaths moaning
icy anguish through the
fragile crackling limbs

and dawn's stillness roused
by this interloper's loud
intermittent gait
Haiku # 45380 December 21, 2009 8:56 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Death is not the end
It's only an interlude
in the path of time
Haiku # 45379 December 21, 2009 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Search while we are young
Acceptance comes with old age
Who and what we are
Haiku # 45378 December 21, 2009 5:08 am ET
by William Nippress
The world calls "time out"
More time for reflection now
Silence for the snow
Haiku # 45377 December 21, 2009 5:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Big thank you mundane
At last something worth reading
My thoughts are with you.
Haiku # 45376 December 21, 2009 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
beavis and butthead
were the modern bums who did
wait for godot, MTV
Haiku # 45375 December 20, 2009 9:37 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45374 December 20, 2009 9:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet