Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

quickly days pass by
so much so this time of year
yet frozen stillness.
Haiku # 45382, December 21, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by mundane
stoic sentinel
sitting hours on end eyes
on an empty road

familiar sounds of
a rural delivery
she slowly rises
Haiku # 45381, December 21, 2009 9:10 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
gusty breaths moaning
icy anguish through the
fragile crackling limbs

and dawn's stillness roused
by this interloper's loud
intermittent gait
Haiku # 45380, December 21, 2009 8:56 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Death is not the end
It's only an interlude
in the path of time
Haiku # 45379, December 21, 2009 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Search while we are young
Acceptance comes with old age
Who and what we are
Haiku # 45378, December 21, 2009 5:08 am ET
by William Nippress
The world calls "time out"
More time for reflection now
Silence for the snow
Haiku # 45377, December 21, 2009 5:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Big thank you mundane
At last something worth reading
My thoughts are with you.
Haiku # 45376, December 21, 2009 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
beavis and butthead
were the modern bums who did
wait for godot, MTV
Haiku # 45375, December 20, 2009 9:37 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45374, December 20, 2009 9:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dawn will break again
raise another tomorrow-
now only this night.
Haiku # 45373, December 20, 2009 9:17 pm ET
by mundane
reach out for the light
the many sounds of silence-
filter through the night.
Haiku # 45372, December 20, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by mundane
latch again the gate
no visitors will stop by-
on this snowy night.
Haiku # 45371, December 20, 2009 9:02 pm ET
by mundane
fifty-eight too old
to the grandkids too young for
me to check out of here
Haiku # 45370, December 20, 2009 8:59 pm ET
by terminal case
we map out our lives
with all the routes clearly marked
FATE's got other maps
Haiku # 45369, December 20, 2009 8:54 pm ET
by terminal case
mundane existence
until your world turns on end
at the word CANCER
Haiku # 45368, December 20, 2009 8:49 pm ET
by terminal case
utopia now
politicians promise all-
pay for it later.
Haiku # 45367, December 20, 2009 8:30 pm ET
by mundane
profanity ode.
doff the pointed hat quickly-
express ideas.
Haiku # 45366, December 20, 2009 8:17 pm ET
by mundane
you ever notice
when one has nothing to say-
one then talks the most?
Haiku # 45365, December 20, 2009 8:09 pm ET
by mundane
twittering machine
was just a painting by Klee-
social engine now.
Haiku # 45364, December 20, 2009 8:03 pm ET
by mundane
horses can be cruel
they slog about carelessly-
until the barn dash.
Haiku # 45363, December 20, 2009 7:50 pm ET
by mundane
more coffee, more light
maybe many poems tonight-
rather a dull bright.
Haiku # 45362, December 20, 2009 7:45 pm ET
by mundane
walking in the woods
I stepped over a downed tree-
no one heard it fall.
Haiku # 45361, December 20, 2009 7:41 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45360, December 20, 2009 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i want to stop
Haiku # 45359, December 20, 2009 3:24 pm ET
by bs
what else sucks, just tell
me to shut the fuck up and
move on, i don't like

it either, I have

tobacco to get
Haiku # 45358, December 20, 2009 3:21 pm ET
by bs
so what do you want
attention, amusement, what the fuck
what the fuck indeed

point and laugh

and die when someone
doesn't wanna be your clown
Haiku # 45357, December 20, 2009 3:20 pm ET
by bs
if you said "you suck"
and i were there for real
and ripped your eyeballs out

would you say that sucks?
that would suck wouldn't it
Haiku # 45356, December 20, 2009 3:19 pm ET
by bs
what else sucks...what bush
did with the internet, being less
the forum it was

spyware, adware, and
so on, which sucks, nuts in
china and russia?

some fat criminal
asshole stealing ids and thinking
nothing of anything

just his masturbational pleasures

what sucks?

what fucking sucks?

besides you saying you suck
Haiku # 45355, December 20, 2009 3:18 pm ET
by bs
what about the poor
fuck who ran into the house
with his car drunk? hmm?

that sucks
Haiku # 45354, December 20, 2009 3:17 pm ET
by bs
if you weren't telling
me you suck, what would you
be writing on here
Haiku # 45353, December 20, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by bs
aparently from a convo
i'm having I want to kill you
but I'm supposed to forgive

you and not hate you
because I'm stooping to your level

Haiku # 45352, December 20, 2009 3:10 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45351, December 20, 2009 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"soyucku"...slavic
for YOU SUCK or anagram
YOU SUCK...one in same
Haiku # 45350, December 20, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well I'm stooping to
the level of some childish jerk
you suck, you're a child
Haiku # 45349, December 20, 2009 3:01 pm ET
by bs
stop telling me i suck
Haiku # 45348, December 20, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by vs
you suck
Haiku # 45347, December 20, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm tired of this
I want to stop, so I have
to stop this right now
Haiku # 45346, December 20, 2009 2:31 pm ET
by bs
then again I could
kill myself but, where would the
entertainment be

for worthless assholes
that say you suck
on this website

of worthless assholes
Haiku # 45345, December 20, 2009 2:17 pm ET
by bs
now all let us say
my dark side feels like it does
and leave it behind

you suck? you betcha asshole
Haiku # 45344, December 20, 2009 2:13 pm ET
by bs
maybe I will pray
for God to remove SOS
from the earth tonight
Haiku # 45343, December 20, 2009 2:11 pm ET
by bs
you suck as well

because i think

you are a worthless idiot

who would be better off

not alive anymore
Haiku # 45342, December 20, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by bs
yes, i do
Haiku # 45341, December 20, 2009 2:08 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45340, December 20, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm this is not my
real self, but something that is
a toy for people

I don't know
Haiku # 45339, December 20, 2009 1:35 pm ET
by bs
My God I am MAD
I am angry, I am tired
of my own thoughts, yes

asshole, I am MAD
Haiku # 45338, December 20, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by bs
hey get a life, do
you ever get your hands dirty
you pussy, or just

have your waiters
whipe your ass for you
you cheap rich ass
Haiku # 45337, December 20, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by bs
I eat Chef Boyardee
from a can asshole, it's an
old habit, not beans

I hate beans...makes me
want to beat the "not real me"
with a blunt object

for saying something
stupid to get a reaction
that's the reaction you'd get
Haiku # 45336, December 20, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by bs
you know that felt good
letting that out because it
means it's not inside

most of you feel and
think such thoughts, but express them
indirectly, through put downs

what i just wrote is
how i feel about the person
who calls me a loser

even if it is true
i don't care because that's
how much it bugs me
Haiku # 45335, December 20, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by bs
I can't walk away
the guy saying "he's bs"
saying I can't cook

if it were a bar
if he said the same thing
I would find something blunt

and crying hit him
over and over and over and over in the face

thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk
"I can't cook you lying piece of shit, I know how far up you are up the lawyers ass ha ha ha, with a nose smashed in lets see you make jokes in front of your friends" skull cracks

the joker pretending to be
me bleeds to death

i go to jail for 2nd degree murder

it's talked about for a week
and is over because people have forgotten their dead friend who said i can't cook and am worse and pathetic and a loser and I got sick and tired of being called a loser call the cops and get handcuffs i don't care anymore
Haiku # 45334, December 20, 2009 1:24 pm ET
by bs
you know if I met
some of you assholes on a
dark night, I'd just walk...

away...
Haiku # 45333, December 20, 2009 1:15 pm ET
by bs
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