Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

horses can be cruel
they slog about carelessly-
until the barn dash.
Haiku # 45363, December 20, 2009 7:50 pm ET
by mundane
more coffee, more light
maybe many poems tonight-
rather a dull bright.
Haiku # 45362, December 20, 2009 7:45 pm ET
by mundane
walking in the woods
I stepped over a downed tree-
no one heard it fall.
Haiku # 45361, December 20, 2009 7:41 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45360, December 20, 2009 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i want to stop
Haiku # 45359, December 20, 2009 3:24 pm ET
by bs
what else sucks, just tell
me to shut the fuck up and
move on, i don't like

it either, I have

tobacco to get
Haiku # 45358, December 20, 2009 3:21 pm ET
by bs
so what do you want
attention, amusement, what the fuck
what the fuck indeed

point and laugh

and die when someone
doesn't wanna be your clown
Haiku # 45357, December 20, 2009 3:20 pm ET
by bs
if you said "you suck"
and i were there for real
and ripped your eyeballs out

would you say that sucks?
that would suck wouldn't it
Haiku # 45356, December 20, 2009 3:19 pm ET
by bs
what else sucks...what bush
did with the internet, being less
the forum it was

spyware, adware, and
so on, which sucks, nuts in
china and russia?

some fat criminal
asshole stealing ids and thinking
nothing of anything

just his masturbational pleasures

what sucks?

what fucking sucks?

besides you saying you suck
Haiku # 45355, December 20, 2009 3:18 pm ET
by bs
what about the poor
fuck who ran into the house
with his car drunk? hmm?

that sucks
Haiku # 45354, December 20, 2009 3:17 pm ET
by bs
if you weren't telling
me you suck, what would you
be writing on here
Haiku # 45353, December 20, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by bs
aparently from a convo
i'm having I want to kill you
but I'm supposed to forgive

you and not hate you
because I'm stooping to your level

Haiku # 45352, December 20, 2009 3:10 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45351, December 20, 2009 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"soyucku"...slavic
for YOU SUCK or anagram
YOU SUCK...one in same
Haiku # 45350, December 20, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well I'm stooping to
the level of some childish jerk
you suck, you're a child
Haiku # 45349, December 20, 2009 3:01 pm ET
by bs
stop telling me i suck
Haiku # 45348, December 20, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by vs
you suck
Haiku # 45347, December 20, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm tired of this
I want to stop, so I have
to stop this right now
Haiku # 45346, December 20, 2009 2:31 pm ET
by bs
then again I could
kill myself but, where would the
entertainment be

for worthless assholes
that say you suck
on this website

of worthless assholes
Haiku # 45345, December 20, 2009 2:17 pm ET
by bs
now all let us say
my dark side feels like it does
and leave it behind

you suck? you betcha asshole
Haiku # 45344, December 20, 2009 2:13 pm ET
by bs
maybe I will pray
for God to remove SOS
from the earth tonight
Haiku # 45343, December 20, 2009 2:11 pm ET
by bs
you suck as well

because i think

you are a worthless idiot

who would be better off

not alive anymore
Haiku # 45342, December 20, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by bs
yes, i do
Haiku # 45341, December 20, 2009 2:08 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45340, December 20, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm this is not my
real self, but something that is
a toy for people

I don't know
Haiku # 45339, December 20, 2009 1:35 pm ET
by bs
My God I am MAD
I am angry, I am tired
of my own thoughts, yes

asshole, I am MAD
Haiku # 45338, December 20, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by bs
hey get a life, do
you ever get your hands dirty
you pussy, or just

have your waiters
whipe your ass for you
you cheap rich ass
Haiku # 45337, December 20, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by bs
I eat Chef Boyardee
from a can asshole, it's an
old habit, not beans

I hate beans...makes me
want to beat the "not real me"
with a blunt object

for saying something
stupid to get a reaction
that's the reaction you'd get
Haiku # 45336, December 20, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by bs
you know that felt good
letting that out because it
means it's not inside

most of you feel and
think such thoughts, but express them
indirectly, through put downs

what i just wrote is
how i feel about the person
who calls me a loser

even if it is true
i don't care because that's
how much it bugs me
Haiku # 45335, December 20, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by bs
I can't walk away
the guy saying "he's bs"
saying I can't cook

if it were a bar
if he said the same thing
I would find something blunt

and crying hit him
over and over and over and over in the face

thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk
"I can't cook you lying piece of shit, I know how far up you are up the lawyers ass ha ha ha, with a nose smashed in lets see you make jokes in front of your friends" skull cracks

the joker pretending to be
me bleeds to death

i go to jail for 2nd degree murder

it's talked about for a week
and is over because people have forgotten their dead friend who said i can't cook and am worse and pathetic and a loser and I got sick and tired of being called a loser call the cops and get handcuffs i don't care anymore
Haiku # 45334, December 20, 2009 1:24 pm ET
by bs
you know if I met
some of you assholes on a
dark night, I'd just walk...

away...
Haiku # 45333, December 20, 2009 1:15 pm ET
by bs
art and craziness
a stormy relationship
well demonstrated
Haiku # 45332, December 20, 2009 8:36 am ET
by ash
My god! such drivel!!!
I only partly read these
They're not worth effort!!

It makes me wonder
Why does this site attract Nuts???
Real crazy people.!!

They don't write Haiku
They endlessly spout abuse
My God they are Mad!!!

Wouldn't want to meet any of them on a dark night.
Haiku # 45331, December 20, 2009 5:39 am ET
by Get A Life
saturday's postponed
let cold winter have its way
watch the wet flakes fall
Haiku # 45330, December 20, 2009 12:56 am ET
by vince of surrender
Loneliness is free.
I have nowhere I can fly,
so please clip these wings.
Haiku # 45329, December 19, 2009 9:42 pm ET
by snail
like the seasons pass
haiku changes over time
recently it sucks
Haiku # 45328, December 19, 2009 8:38 pm ET
by ash
bad haiku I did
not realize just how bad
bad haiku is here
Haiku # 45327, December 19, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by you all suck [most that is]
what can one do here
where cracked mirrors reflect the
monsters that we are
Haiku # 45326, December 19, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by et tu bs
how many times we've come
full circle and still can not
recognize we're lost
Haiku # 45325, December 19, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by et tu bs
the game within the
game knowing there is no end
game it just goes on
........and on and on and on and on
.................ad nauseum
Haiku # 45324, December 19, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by et tu bs
who am i kidding
i'll eat cold beans from a can
cookings way too hard
Haiku # 45323, December 19, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by bs
fish and chips, now it
looks bad uncooked but once done
tartar and ketchup
Haiku # 45322, December 19, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by bs
I should take a nice
hot shower, get going and
stop falling for bait

(it smells)
Haiku # 45321, December 19, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by like fish bs
I think :) is a
syllable, one, sort of like
you know smile is yeah?
Haiku # 45320, December 19, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by bs
ahem, i must be
admired, I have this guy
do elvis next :)
Haiku # 45319, December 19, 2009 2:49 pm ET
by bs
underwear can stick
to your unwashed skin...i should
change them but i won't
Haiku # 45318, December 19, 2009 2:46 pm ET
by bs
we all do in some
way are losers to others
good luck now there snail
Haiku # 45317, December 19, 2009 1:55 pm ET
by bs
Thanks for the breakup.
Best birthday present ever.
What's for Christmas, love?
Haiku # 45316, December 19, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by snail
you suck
Haiku # 45315, December 19, 2009 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't like who I
have been here, I want to be
someone better than...
Haiku # 45314, December 19, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by bs
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