Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

I'm tired of this
I want to stop, so I have
to stop this right now
Haiku # 45346, December 20, 2009 2:31 pm ET
by bs
then again I could
kill myself but, where would the
entertainment be

for worthless assholes
that say you suck
on this website

of worthless assholes
Haiku # 45345, December 20, 2009 2:17 pm ET
by bs
now all let us say
my dark side feels like it does
and leave it behind

you suck? you betcha asshole
Haiku # 45344, December 20, 2009 2:13 pm ET
by bs
maybe I will pray
for God to remove SOS
from the earth tonight
Haiku # 45343, December 20, 2009 2:11 pm ET
by bs
you suck as well

because i think

you are a worthless idiot

who would be better off

not alive anymore
Haiku # 45342, December 20, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by bs
yes, i do
Haiku # 45341, December 20, 2009 2:08 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45340, December 20, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm this is not my
real self, but something that is
a toy for people

I don't know
Haiku # 45339, December 20, 2009 1:35 pm ET
by bs
My God I am MAD
I am angry, I am tired
of my own thoughts, yes

asshole, I am MAD
Haiku # 45338, December 20, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by bs
hey get a life, do
you ever get your hands dirty
you pussy, or just

have your waiters
whipe your ass for you
you cheap rich ass
Haiku # 45337, December 20, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by bs
I eat Chef Boyardee
from a can asshole, it's an
old habit, not beans

I hate beans...makes me
want to beat the "not real me"
with a blunt object

for saying something
stupid to get a reaction
that's the reaction you'd get
Haiku # 45336, December 20, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by bs
you know that felt good
letting that out because it
means it's not inside

most of you feel and
think such thoughts, but express them
indirectly, through put downs

what i just wrote is
how i feel about the person
who calls me a loser

even if it is true
i don't care because that's
how much it bugs me
Haiku # 45335, December 20, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by bs
I can't walk away
the guy saying "he's bs"
saying I can't cook

if it were a bar
if he said the same thing
I would find something blunt

and crying hit him
over and over and over and over in the face

thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk
"I can't cook you lying piece of shit, I know how far up you are up the lawyers ass ha ha ha, with a nose smashed in lets see you make jokes in front of your friends" skull cracks

the joker pretending to be
me bleeds to death

i go to jail for 2nd degree murder

it's talked about for a week
and is over because people have forgotten their dead friend who said i can't cook and am worse and pathetic and a loser and I got sick and tired of being called a loser call the cops and get handcuffs i don't care anymore
Haiku # 45334, December 20, 2009 1:24 pm ET
by bs
you know if I met
some of you assholes on a
dark night, I'd just walk...

away...
Haiku # 45333, December 20, 2009 1:15 pm ET
by bs
art and craziness
a stormy relationship
well demonstrated
Haiku # 45332, December 20, 2009 8:36 am ET
by ash
My god! such drivel!!!
I only partly read these
They're not worth effort!!

It makes me wonder
Why does this site attract Nuts???
Real crazy people.!!

They don't write Haiku
They endlessly spout abuse
My God they are Mad!!!

Wouldn't want to meet any of them on a dark night.
Haiku # 45331, December 20, 2009 5:39 am ET
by Get A Life
saturday's postponed
let cold winter have its way
watch the wet flakes fall
Haiku # 45330, December 20, 2009 12:56 am ET
by vince of surrender
Loneliness is free.
I have nowhere I can fly,
so please clip these wings.
Haiku # 45329, December 19, 2009 9:42 pm ET
by snail
like the seasons pass
haiku changes over time
recently it sucks
Haiku # 45328, December 19, 2009 8:38 pm ET
by ash
bad haiku I did
not realize just how bad
bad haiku is here
Haiku # 45327, December 19, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by you all suck [most that is]
what can one do here
where cracked mirrors reflect the
monsters that we are
Haiku # 45326, December 19, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by et tu bs
how many times we've come
full circle and still can not
recognize we're lost
Haiku # 45325, December 19, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by et tu bs
the game within the
game knowing there is no end
game it just goes on
........and on and on and on and on
.................ad nauseum
Haiku # 45324, December 19, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by et tu bs
who am i kidding
i'll eat cold beans from a can
cookings way too hard
Haiku # 45323, December 19, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by bs
fish and chips, now it
looks bad uncooked but once done
tartar and ketchup
Haiku # 45322, December 19, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by bs
I should take a nice
hot shower, get going and
stop falling for bait

(it smells)
Haiku # 45321, December 19, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by like fish bs
I think :) is a
syllable, one, sort of like
you know smile is yeah?
Haiku # 45320, December 19, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by bs
ahem, i must be
admired, I have this guy
do elvis next :)
Haiku # 45319, December 19, 2009 2:49 pm ET
by bs
underwear can stick
to your unwashed skin...i should
change them but i won't
Haiku # 45318, December 19, 2009 2:46 pm ET
by bs
we all do in some
way are losers to others
good luck now there snail
Haiku # 45317, December 19, 2009 1:55 pm ET
by bs
Thanks for the breakup.
Best birthday present ever.
What's for Christmas, love?
Haiku # 45316, December 19, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by snail
you suck
Haiku # 45315, December 19, 2009 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't like who I
have been here, I want to be
someone better than...
Haiku # 45314, December 19, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by bs
the hammer and the
sickle, Communism

................

isn't Stalin Dead?
Haiku # 45313, December 19, 2009 12:43 pm ET
by bs
some people LIVE to
be WASTED, blood clotted in
the needle, the thing

irony is the MEDCINE
is KILLING them...I am a TROLL

but it's KILLING ME
Haiku # 45312, December 19, 2009 12:40 pm ET
by bs
come on man...

there comes a time when
we all die, and each day was
either WASTED or lived

WHICH will it BE
WASTED HERE, or LIVED?
Haiku # 45311, December 19, 2009 12:39 pm ET
by bs
rebukake the man
and repeat again in "irreverence"
to cause fear and know

"I am God, duh...."
no you're not just another
wasting the day on

The Devil's Playground
Haiku # 45310, December 19, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by bs
rebuke the man
rebuke in spirit
rebuke him so

the others may have
their expression back
and he is silenced
Haiku # 45309, December 19, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by bs
melodramatic
moments of debate the only
way is silence
Haiku # 45308, December 19, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by bs
why indeed
Haiku # 45307, December 19, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by bs
those who chose a real
moral path are often hounded
and torn to bits when

the chatroom trolls of
this world, including myself
see a weakness and

tear those people to
bits, I am not innocent at
all and keep this on...
Haiku # 45306, December 19, 2009 12:01 pm ET
by bs
I don't want to play
anymore with this because
the game is not fun
Haiku # 45305, December 19, 2009 11:59 am ET
by bs
some people never
change, never grow up, try to
keep others in fear

enjoy to see that
and in the end it's just
GHETTO MENTALITY

die with a needle
in the arm and a baby they
fathered watching...

thrown in a bodybag
and treated like the garbage
they were in real life
Haiku # 45304, December 19, 2009 11:56 am ET
by see you there son of septic
I respond, you react
the tide builds up, it shows you
"have power" Janis...

ban us
Haiku # 45303, December 19, 2009 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm beginning to like
the regular non crap poetry
because it's different

than these avalanches
of redundant, repeititive
nihilism
Haiku # 45302, December 19, 2009 11:52 am ET
by bs
I know a place where
in the center of town to
end all this someone

hung themselves, they lived
but this is what all this can
cause another's will

"oh it's not me!"

it is you, it is me
trolls are assholes, I can be
one, what the hell

do i do to put you
in your place and me doing
the SAME thing when I

SHOULD IGNORE IDIOTS
so THEY DON'T THINK THEY
CAN BOTHER AND UP THE
GAME TO REAL LIFE CRIME

and BY SAYING THAT I
MIGHT BE GIVING SOME
WORTHLESS IDIOT IDEAS
Haiku # 45301, December 19, 2009 11:51 am ET
by bs
then we have revenge
flicks, mockery, no one is good
then they go to commercial

for a church somewhere
Haiku # 45300, December 19, 2009 11:49 am ET
by bs
nihilism and
causing fear to avoid pain
is the center of much

real life crime
Haiku # 45299, December 19, 2009 11:48 am ET
by bs
people trying to
create here and some "artistic anarchist"
is doing what I've done

when I got mad
Haiku # 45298, December 19, 2009 11:47 am ET
by bs
you know I'm really
bothered in real life and I know
you enjoy the pain

it's causing me
Haiku # 45297, December 19, 2009 11:47 am ET
by yup
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