Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

the game within the
game knowing there is no end
game it just goes on
........and on and on and on and on
.................ad nauseum
Haiku # 45324, December 19, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by et tu bs
who am i kidding
i'll eat cold beans from a can
cookings way too hard
Haiku # 45323, December 19, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by bs
fish and chips, now it
looks bad uncooked but once done
tartar and ketchup
Haiku # 45322, December 19, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by bs
I should take a nice
hot shower, get going and
stop falling for bait

(it smells)
Haiku # 45321, December 19, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by like fish bs
I think :) is a
syllable, one, sort of like
you know smile is yeah?
Haiku # 45320, December 19, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by bs
ahem, i must be
admired, I have this guy
do elvis next :)
Haiku # 45319, December 19, 2009 2:49 pm ET
by bs
underwear can stick
to your unwashed skin...i should
change them but i won't
Haiku # 45318, December 19, 2009 2:46 pm ET
by bs
we all do in some
way are losers to others
good luck now there snail
Haiku # 45317, December 19, 2009 1:55 pm ET
by bs
Thanks for the breakup.
Best birthday present ever.
What's for Christmas, love?
Haiku # 45316, December 19, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by snail
you suck
Haiku # 45315, December 19, 2009 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't like who I
have been here, I want to be
someone better than...
Haiku # 45314, December 19, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by bs
the hammer and the
sickle, Communism

................

isn't Stalin Dead?
Haiku # 45313, December 19, 2009 12:43 pm ET
by bs
some people LIVE to
be WASTED, blood clotted in
the needle, the thing

irony is the MEDCINE
is KILLING them...I am a TROLL

but it's KILLING ME
Haiku # 45312, December 19, 2009 12:40 pm ET
by bs
come on man...

there comes a time when
we all die, and each day was
either WASTED or lived

WHICH will it BE
WASTED HERE, or LIVED?
Haiku # 45311, December 19, 2009 12:39 pm ET
by bs
rebukake the man
and repeat again in "irreverence"
to cause fear and know

"I am God, duh...."
no you're not just another
wasting the day on

The Devil's Playground
Haiku # 45310, December 19, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by bs
rebuke the man
rebuke in spirit
rebuke him so

the others may have
their expression back
and he is silenced
Haiku # 45309, December 19, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by bs
melodramatic
moments of debate the only
way is silence
Haiku # 45308, December 19, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by bs
why indeed
Haiku # 45307, December 19, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by bs
those who chose a real
moral path are often hounded
and torn to bits when

the chatroom trolls of
this world, including myself
see a weakness and

tear those people to
bits, I am not innocent at
all and keep this on...
Haiku # 45306, December 19, 2009 12:01 pm ET
by bs
I don't want to play
anymore with this because
the game is not fun
Haiku # 45305, December 19, 2009 11:59 am ET
by bs
some people never
change, never grow up, try to
keep others in fear

enjoy to see that
and in the end it's just
GHETTO MENTALITY

die with a needle
in the arm and a baby they
fathered watching...

thrown in a bodybag
and treated like the garbage
they were in real life
Haiku # 45304, December 19, 2009 11:56 am ET
by see you there son of septic
I respond, you react
the tide builds up, it shows you
"have power" Janis...

ban us
Haiku # 45303, December 19, 2009 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm beginning to like
the regular non crap poetry
because it's different

than these avalanches
of redundant, repeititive
nihilism
Haiku # 45302, December 19, 2009 11:52 am ET
by bs
I know a place where
in the center of town to
end all this someone

hung themselves, they lived
but this is what all this can
cause another's will

"oh it's not me!"

it is you, it is me
trolls are assholes, I can be
one, what the hell

do i do to put you
in your place and me doing
the SAME thing when I

SHOULD IGNORE IDIOTS
so THEY DON'T THINK THEY
CAN BOTHER AND UP THE
GAME TO REAL LIFE CRIME

and BY SAYING THAT I
MIGHT BE GIVING SOME
WORTHLESS IDIOT IDEAS
Haiku # 45301, December 19, 2009 11:51 am ET
by bs
then we have revenge
flicks, mockery, no one is good
then they go to commercial

for a church somewhere
Haiku # 45300, December 19, 2009 11:49 am ET
by bs
nihilism and
causing fear to avoid pain
is the center of much

real life crime
Haiku # 45299, December 19, 2009 11:48 am ET
by bs
people trying to
create here and some "artistic anarchist"
is doing what I've done

when I got mad
Haiku # 45298, December 19, 2009 11:47 am ET
by bs
you know I'm really
bothered in real life and I know
you enjoy the pain

it's causing me
Haiku # 45297, December 19, 2009 11:47 am ET
by yup
hide the belt hot beans!
found the belt..strap all in sight
we become father
Haiku # 45296, December 19, 2009 11:46 am ET
by playground gaymz
still on the playground
stealing names, and other's selves
till put away, canned
Haiku # 45295, December 19, 2009 11:39 am ET
by yup
give the boy ammo
and he will shoot back and throw
dirt with all his might
Haiku # 45294, December 19, 2009 11:38 am ET
by yup
as bukkake bride
raised her veil we showered her
with our love juices
Haiku # 45293, December 19, 2009 11:17 am ET
by son of septic take three
as bukkake bride
passed 'neath us we showered
her with liquid love
Haiku # 45292, December 19, 2009 11:15 am ET
by son of septic take two
festering pustules
undaunted he served soup to
those less fortunate
Haiku # 45291, December 19, 2009 11:12 am ET
by son of septic sous chef
keepin' it real not
possible on a site of
haiku thievery
Haiku # 45290, December 19, 2009 10:02 am ET
by give me my name back
septic funeral
proud father walks bukkake
bride down the aisle
Haiku # 45289, December 19, 2009 9:55 am ET
by Get a Life wedding planner
kusoucy...slavic
for you suck or anagram
to Anon Poet
Haiku # 45288, December 19, 2009 9:51 am ET
by son of septic copyrighted
nose to the window
eager anticipation
blizzard's a coming!
Haiku # 45287, December 19, 2009 7:49 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
bukkake bride passed
beneath us we showered her
with all of our love
Haiku # 45286, December 19, 2009 7:35 am ET
by lets start the day off right
you suck
Haiku # 45285, December 18, 2009 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
daddy was an alki
After a fifth of whiskey
OUT came the pee pee
......(and i had suck it)
Haiku # 45284, December 18, 2009 9:25 pm ET
by septic funeral scorp bs sons of united front against whatever
yes, my dad finger
fucked me and I'm a doctor
So what is your point?
Haiku # 45283, December 18, 2009 9:14 pm ET
by septic funeral doctor of proctology
how long can body
parts last in the fridge? was just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45282, December 18, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by Jeffrey Dahmer
your mom was gang banged
by trolls under a bridge hence
toll collector's son
Haiku # 45281, December 18, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by my father was a troll collector
can maggots enter
the penis opening? just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45280, December 18, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by septic funeral director of mortuary science
Eyeless hag fucked in
her eye socket the event
so over-rated
Haiku # 45279, December 18, 2009 9:01 pm ET
by septic funeral doctor of opthamology
I suck but you sucked
off many with just rewards
of herpes simplex
Haiku # 45278, December 18, 2009 8:51 pm ET
by son of septic LPN
lazing at river's
edge haiku piranhas bask
in crimson waters
Haiku # 45277, December 18, 2009 8:48 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
you suck
Haiku # 45276, December 18, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
accidents happen
for this i apologize
twas no fault of mine
Haiku # 45275, December 18, 2009 8:11 pm ET
by son of scorp bs united front
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